I, Amy Dumas, am a normal person. I stub my toe, scrub the shower and yes,
I do use the bathroom. Don't act so surprised. I am human. I wonder why
people sometimes forget that I am just an ordinary girl, with ordinary
problems, hopes and fears. I also wonder when was the line crossed from Amy
Dumas, Plain Jane, to Amy Dumas, Superstar?
I repeat, I am not Lita, I just play her on TV It would be nice once in a while to hear the fans chant my name, not just some name randomly chosen from me by people who don't even know my real middle name. It's Christine by the way.
I do have a family, and I enjoy spending time with them. I don't get to a lot though, so please, don't complain when we are given a few days once a year to see them. You'll live, trust me.
Matt and Jeff are my best friends. It was by pure luck that we get to work together, but storylines can change at anytime. Don't send Vince letter bombs if one day I get stuck with Val Venis, just pray to God he'll lay off the bong and sober up.
Let's talk about storylines for a second. I haven't really had to act a whole lot, I'm basically playing myself. But when I do have to sell to Trish or kiss Matt or something, please realize, THIS IS THE FAKE SIDE OF WRESTLING, let it go. Now when I dislocate a shoulder, or get my head busted open by a boot, this is the time to get worried. Injuries are 9/10 real.
Let's talk about real for a second. Yes, I do have implants. But besides Molly Holly, who doesn't? Besides, mine look natural, unlike some ladies who like having two bowling balls in their bras.
Let's talk about bowling for a second. I beat Jeff for the first time last week. He had to buy the McDonald's.
But what I'm really trying to say is, yesterday I went grocery shopping and I was stopped for an autograph. The lady freaked cause I wasn't wearing make up. I pointed out that neither was she, but she told me I had to because I was a star. I signed an autograph and continued into the store, totally pissed off. Who cares if I'm wearing make up or not? Come on, I'm a low-matenance gal, it's just I have to wear a pound of make up for the shows. It takes me like twenty minutes to wash all that shit off!
Sorry about the ranting and raving, it's probably just PMS. Yes, as I stated before, I am a normal girl, I do have a period. Though I wouldn't mind at all if all famous females were exempt, it would make some wrestling matches easier.
I love the fans, I really do. I would do anything for you, but it all adds up, and I know I miss my freedom a little. But I would never trade this in for anything. The fans are the best people ever.
Thanks for listening as I rant and rave, now excuse me, I have to clean the kitchen. Jeff tried his hardest to make dinner, now I'm going to have to try my hardest to scrub whatever the hell he made off of my pans. Maybe it'll just be easier to buy a new set. I don't know.
Thanks,
Love Amy
I repeat, I am not Lita, I just play her on TV It would be nice once in a while to hear the fans chant my name, not just some name randomly chosen from me by people who don't even know my real middle name. It's Christine by the way.
I do have a family, and I enjoy spending time with them. I don't get to a lot though, so please, don't complain when we are given a few days once a year to see them. You'll live, trust me.
Matt and Jeff are my best friends. It was by pure luck that we get to work together, but storylines can change at anytime. Don't send Vince letter bombs if one day I get stuck with Val Venis, just pray to God he'll lay off the bong and sober up.
Let's talk about storylines for a second. I haven't really had to act a whole lot, I'm basically playing myself. But when I do have to sell to Trish or kiss Matt or something, please realize, THIS IS THE FAKE SIDE OF WRESTLING, let it go. Now when I dislocate a shoulder, or get my head busted open by a boot, this is the time to get worried. Injuries are 9/10 real.
Let's talk about real for a second. Yes, I do have implants. But besides Molly Holly, who doesn't? Besides, mine look natural, unlike some ladies who like having two bowling balls in their bras.
Let's talk about bowling for a second. I beat Jeff for the first time last week. He had to buy the McDonald's.
But what I'm really trying to say is, yesterday I went grocery shopping and I was stopped for an autograph. The lady freaked cause I wasn't wearing make up. I pointed out that neither was she, but she told me I had to because I was a star. I signed an autograph and continued into the store, totally pissed off. Who cares if I'm wearing make up or not? Come on, I'm a low-matenance gal, it's just I have to wear a pound of make up for the shows. It takes me like twenty minutes to wash all that shit off!
Sorry about the ranting and raving, it's probably just PMS. Yes, as I stated before, I am a normal girl, I do have a period. Though I wouldn't mind at all if all famous females were exempt, it would make some wrestling matches easier.
I love the fans, I really do. I would do anything for you, but it all adds up, and I know I miss my freedom a little. But I would never trade this in for anything. The fans are the best people ever.
Thanks for listening as I rant and rave, now excuse me, I have to clean the kitchen. Jeff tried his hardest to make dinner, now I'm going to have to try my hardest to scrub whatever the hell he made off of my pans. Maybe it'll just be easier to buy a new set. I don't know.
Thanks,
Love Amy
