Harry Potter Reveled!
Live From the CIA Alien testing building
West, Aphy, Hermione and Mulder: Its a Bloody Conspiracy!
West: You may be seated. SIT!!!
Mulder: Calm down! Why did I sign up for another season?
Aphy: Because you love us?
Mulder: *shudders*
West: I know who I love. *winks at Hermione*
Hermione: Ick!
West: Well after that horrible rejection, lets get to the Q and A! Bring him in Kaze!
Kaze: Here's your first sucker
Harry: Where am I?
All Its a Bloody Conspiracy!
Harry: I've heard of this. Were are the Vamsters?
West: We've got reviews YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aphy: ^_^
Mulder: *Growls*
Hermione: Hi Harry!
Harry: Your a co-host?
Hermione: Yep
West: Lets get to the questions!
Katherine aka Star asks:
Ok, Harry if you were trapped in a pit with four death eaters, 10 Vamsters, four hamvpsters (the good Vamsters) Rat boy, and flesh eating house elf's. With only a box of every
flavor beans, a flame thrower, a headless chicken, gasoline, and a six-pack of Mikes Hard Cranberry Lemonade and Jango Fetts rocket pack. How would you get out of the pit?
Harry:...Use the jet pack? No...er Burn the death eaters Hamsters would destroy the Vamsters so I don't have to worry about them, Use the bottles of lemonade on rat boy and the elf's, put gas in the jet pack and fly away!
West:...
Aphy:...
Mulder:...
Hermione:...
West: Next Question!
Aphy: Next who do you love?!
Harry: Cho Cha...I mean...no one
Mulder: What do you think of all the fics out there saying that your mum and Snape had an affair in which you were the end result?
Harry: WHAT!?
Hermione: BREATH!
Harry: *hyperventilating*
West: Do you bow to Aphy and Mulder as I do?
Harry: Uh noooooo
Aphy: DEATH!
Hermione: If you had to pick out of Mulder, Darth Maul, Darth Vader, Qui-gon Jinn, Yoda, Mace, Lockhart, Boba Fett and Snape. Who would you pick as your
father?
Harry: Mulder.
Mulder: What?
West: NEXT QUESTION!
Star: Do you like Metalica, Highlander, LOTR, Star Wars, and Queen?
Harry: Yes, No, What?, Yes and No
Star: Do you like rabid fan girls?
Harry: No
West: Thank Star!
LostAngel asks:
Hmm, ask HP if he's ever mooned anyone. That was short ^_^
Harry: NO!
Lupin's Angel asked:
How do you feel about Hermione?
Harry: She's a great friend
West: And so it will stay that way. OR ELSE!
Hermione: Get BACK!
West: Have you heard from Remus lately?
Harry: You'll find out in august
Aphy: Would you give your girlfriend up for Ron?
Harry: Never!
*Ron is heard in the back screaming*
West: Well that's the show for to day! send in your Questions for Ron!
All: Bye!
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West: We are here in the break room with Harry for the after show special. *Grabs Harry by the collar and screams* Don't get any funny ideas about Hermione!
Hermione: THATS IT! *raises wand* Avada Kedavra!
West: *dies and Butter Boy runs in and, again, hits him with the Butterstick O' Life West comes alive* YOU WILL BE UNFORGIVABLE!
Hermione: I'm sorry. :(
West: I forgive you.
Hermione: Good. Now stay away from me!
West: Humph. Well see ya latter! Send in your Questions for Ron!
