Harry Potter Reveled!

Live From the CIA Alien testing building

West, Aphy, Hermione and Mulder: Its a Bloody Conspiracy!

West: You may be seated. SIT!!!

Mulder: Calm down! Why did I sign up for another season?

Aphy: Because you love us?

Mulder: *shudders*

West: I know who I love. *winks at Hermione*

Hermione: Ick!

West: Well after that horrible rejection, lets get to the Q and A! Bring him in Kaze!

Kaze: Here's your first sucker

Harry: Where am I?

All Its a Bloody Conspiracy!

Harry: I've heard of this. Were are the Vamsters?

West: We've got reviews YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aphy: ^_^

Mulder: *Growls*

Hermione: Hi Harry!

Harry: Your a co-host?

Hermione: Yep

West: Lets get to the questions!

Katherine aka Star asks:

Ok, Harry if you were trapped in a pit with four death eaters, 10 Vamsters, four hamvpsters (the good Vamsters) Rat boy, and flesh eating house elf's. With only a box of every

flavor beans, a flame thrower, a headless chicken, gasoline, and a six-pack of Mikes Hard Cranberry Lemonade and Jango Fetts rocket pack. How would you get out of the pit?

Harry:...Use the jet pack? No...er Burn the death eaters Hamsters would destroy the Vamsters so I don't have to worry about them, Use the bottles of lemonade on rat boy and the elf's, put gas in the jet pack and fly away!

West:...

Aphy:...

Mulder:...

Hermione:...

West: Next Question!

Aphy: Next who do you love?!

Harry: Cho Cha...I mean...no one

Mulder: What do you think of all the fics out there saying that your mum and Snape had an affair in which you were the end result?

Harry: WHAT!?

Hermione: BREATH!

Harry: *hyperventilating*

West: Do you bow to Aphy and Mulder as I do?

Harry: Uh noooooo

Aphy: DEATH!

Hermione: If you had to pick out of Mulder, Darth Maul, Darth Vader, Qui-gon Jinn, Yoda, Mace, Lockhart, Boba Fett and Snape. Who would you pick as your

father?

Harry: Mulder.

Mulder: What?

West: NEXT QUESTION!

Star: Do you like Metalica, Highlander, LOTR, Star Wars, and Queen?

Harry: Yes, No, What?, Yes and No

Star: Do you like rabid fan girls?

Harry: No

West: Thank Star!

LostAngel asks:

Hmm, ask HP if he's ever mooned anyone. That was short ^_^

Harry: NO!

Lupin's Angel asked:

How do you feel about Hermione?

Harry: She's a great friend

West: And so it will stay that way. OR ELSE!

Hermione: Get BACK!

West: Have you heard from Remus lately?

Harry: You'll find out in august

Aphy: Would you give your girlfriend up for Ron?

Harry: Never!

*Ron is heard in the back screaming*

West: Well that's the show for to day! send in your Questions for Ron!

All: Bye!

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West: We are here in the break room with Harry for the after show special. *Grabs Harry by the collar and screams* Don't get any funny ideas about Hermione!

Hermione: THATS IT! *raises wand* Avada Kedavra!

West: *dies and Butter Boy runs in and, again, hits him with the Butterstick O' Life West comes alive* YOU WILL BE UNFORGIVABLE!

Hermione: I'm sorry. :(

West: I forgive you.

Hermione: Good. Now stay away from me!

West: Humph. Well see ya latter! Send in your Questions for Ron!