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Apologies to both weird Al, and to the Kinks, who originally did 'Lola'

I met him there off Omicron,

Where the Mech-fluid bubbles up like a giant carbonated soda.

S-O-D-A Soda.

I saw the giant wretch standing there on a rock.

I asked him his name and in a psychotic voice he said Rampage.

R-A-M-P-AGE Rampage       

Now I been around but I ain't never seen

A guy who looks like a tank but he's Irate and mean.

Oh my Rampage.

Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.

Now I'm not dumb but I can't understand

How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand.

Oh my Rampage.

Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage, Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.

Now I was programmed just a week before,

And I'd never ever met a psycho before.

But Primus set me straight of course,

He said 'go to Rampage and he'll show his force!"

Now I'm now one to argue with Him.

So I guess I'll have to see it all over again.

Starbase Rugby.

 S-T-A-R-Base Rugby.

Rampage.

Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage, Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage

So he used his force.

He picked up a box.

He threw several rocks.

He dropped me on my head.

But I won't forget what Primus said.

He said, "DC stay away from the darker side,

And if you start to go astray let your force be your guide."

Oh my Depth-charge.

Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage

Now DC rampage's really got you annoyed

But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed.

Oh my Rampage.

Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage

Now I heard X just got free again,

So I'm gonna hunt him down again.

Ram an energon spike right through.

His evil spark, I'll die too!

The short-term contract that I had to sign.

Eleven eps only my what a short time!

But at least I get to kill Rampage.

Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.

Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage, Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.

Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage, Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.

Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage, Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram-Rampage.