Ultimate ThreeKingdoms Parody by Adrasteia Rebirth
Chapter X
Lu Xun gazed out into the pitch black sky, sighing in fatigue as he slumped into his seat. Another flight just right after one…
The person on the seat beside him on the other hand was constantly switching positions in hope to find a somewhat-comfortable position on the cramped seat. The person seemed to have given up and settled for a somewhat odd-looking tangle of limbs.
"So…" the light brown skinned man pondered, with his hand on his mouth trying to sort out the confusion. "Let me get this straight… you fly from Hong Kong to Canada, hit on Guo Jia along the way, then when the sun has not even set you immediately took a flight here with me to Paris in order to….?"
"- to stop Adrasteia from completing her yaoi video," Lu Xun stated in a tired monotone voice ,"which features us just basically during lewd erotic things."
"……… to each other?"
"Yes. That is why I think that you will take great interest in stopping her."
Gan Ning thought about this for a while, his eyes narrowing down together in an almost comedic fashion. "…. I find that very disturbing but what about you and Guo Jia? Did you sleep with him?"
"Her. Different lifetime, different gender. No, I did not sleep with her."
"Lu Xun … ex-strategist for Wu declaring his sexual attraction for Guo Jia of Wei….. now you Cao Cao, will you give your consent to this sexual intercourse?"
Lu Xun gave him a deadly glare that signaled potential maiming if only he had some sort of weapon handy right now. Fortunately for Gan Ning, due to the recent terrorist events- now the airlines only gave out little plastic knifes and forks that couldn't even cut into the dry cold meat properly.
Gan Ning gave a small nervous laugh and instantly looked away, which left Lu Xun still staring at the back of the relatively light shirt that his companion was wearing.
"You used to be naive and innocent-" Lu Xun overheard Gan Ning muttering, although the message didn't seem to be really meant for him after all.
"I was a war strategist. How the hell do you expect me to be innocent?"
"You're not innocent in the terms of war but then you're just like a wide-eyed duckling when it comes to other things."
"Such as?"
"People relations in general. You thought yourself as a pervert when you just TOUCHED GUO JAI'S CHEEK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD."
Lu Xun gave an uncharacteristic slight roll of the eyes. "But if you keep in mind that she really is Guo Jia… it's really an altogether different matter…"
"True true," Gan Ning agreed. "Hot body but possesses a guy's mind. What ever you do to the hot body the guy will feel it." Gan Ning gave a shudder. "I suggest you leave Guo Jia alone."
Lu Xun looked out of the window. "But you've never seen her before… you have never seen what she is like…" Then his words faded into silence as he watched the sole blinking red light on the airplane's wing, the only thing that contrasted against the pitch black nothingness beyond.
A long uneasy silence followed, which was broke by Gan Ning's voice which showed layers of unabashed disgust and disapproval.
"Tell me you're not inlove with her."
"But I am."
"God that's sick."
"I can't help it."
"You want to get Guo Jia laid."
"Indeed I do."
Gan Ning made a comical warped face of more disgust and put on his headphones while announcing at the same time "This is just simply too much yaoi talk for one day…"
Lu Xun drowsily nodded along although he was not really listening, then went to a gradual sleep.
Gan Ning attempted to sleep as well but it didn't seem that he could adapt his inner clock as well as Lu Xun. He boringly glanced at the movie screen which featured something that he already have seen at least 5 times.
He shuffled some more around his seat but insomnia seemed to have taken hold of him. Gan Ning glared at the peacefully sleeping Lu Xun jealously. How damn relaxed he always appeared to be…
He glanced at his watch (looked exactly like Rolex but it was really a fake model that could be bought at around 10 Canadian dollars) which was still set in Pacific Standard Time. Crap. Seven more hours to go.
Gan Ning looked around once more and sighed, unknowingly drifting into an uneasy sleep.
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Note from the author: OMNIGOSH I ACTUALLY FINISHED THIS CHAPTER XD. Sorry if it's a bit short (wait.. not a bit… more like REALLY short). Sorry, I had gotten writer's block and I'm fighting against it!! I SHALL FIGHT TO THE VERY DEATH FOR THE GLORY OF YAOI-… ehhh? Did I say that? Oh! I meant for the happiness of my readers! Yes! Oh yea, I meant that! ^^; It's a happy May 9 2002 right now at around one o'clock in the morning.. yes… tomorrow is Thursday (or today.. depends on how you look at it) and I have school early tomorrow… and that is exactly why I should be leaving now. Jaa!
Chapter X
Lu Xun gazed out into the pitch black sky, sighing in fatigue as he slumped into his seat. Another flight just right after one…
The person on the seat beside him on the other hand was constantly switching positions in hope to find a somewhat-comfortable position on the cramped seat. The person seemed to have given up and settled for a somewhat odd-looking tangle of limbs.
"So…" the light brown skinned man pondered, with his hand on his mouth trying to sort out the confusion. "Let me get this straight… you fly from Hong Kong to Canada, hit on Guo Jia along the way, then when the sun has not even set you immediately took a flight here with me to Paris in order to….?"
"- to stop Adrasteia from completing her yaoi video," Lu Xun stated in a tired monotone voice ,"which features us just basically during lewd erotic things."
"……… to each other?"
"Yes. That is why I think that you will take great interest in stopping her."
Gan Ning thought about this for a while, his eyes narrowing down together in an almost comedic fashion. "…. I find that very disturbing but what about you and Guo Jia? Did you sleep with him?"
"Her. Different lifetime, different gender. No, I did not sleep with her."
"Lu Xun … ex-strategist for Wu declaring his sexual attraction for Guo Jia of Wei….. now you Cao Cao, will you give your consent to this sexual intercourse?"
Lu Xun gave him a deadly glare that signaled potential maiming if only he had some sort of weapon handy right now. Fortunately for Gan Ning, due to the recent terrorist events- now the airlines only gave out little plastic knifes and forks that couldn't even cut into the dry cold meat properly.
Gan Ning gave a small nervous laugh and instantly looked away, which left Lu Xun still staring at the back of the relatively light shirt that his companion was wearing.
"You used to be naive and innocent-" Lu Xun overheard Gan Ning muttering, although the message didn't seem to be really meant for him after all.
"I was a war strategist. How the hell do you expect me to be innocent?"
"You're not innocent in the terms of war but then you're just like a wide-eyed duckling when it comes to other things."
"Such as?"
"People relations in general. You thought yourself as a pervert when you just TOUCHED GUO JAI'S CHEEK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD."
Lu Xun gave an uncharacteristic slight roll of the eyes. "But if you keep in mind that she really is Guo Jia… it's really an altogether different matter…"
"True true," Gan Ning agreed. "Hot body but possesses a guy's mind. What ever you do to the hot body the guy will feel it." Gan Ning gave a shudder. "I suggest you leave Guo Jia alone."
Lu Xun looked out of the window. "But you've never seen her before… you have never seen what she is like…" Then his words faded into silence as he watched the sole blinking red light on the airplane's wing, the only thing that contrasted against the pitch black nothingness beyond.
A long uneasy silence followed, which was broke by Gan Ning's voice which showed layers of unabashed disgust and disapproval.
"Tell me you're not inlove with her."
"But I am."
"God that's sick."
"I can't help it."
"You want to get Guo Jia laid."
"Indeed I do."
Gan Ning made a comical warped face of more disgust and put on his headphones while announcing at the same time "This is just simply too much yaoi talk for one day…"
Lu Xun drowsily nodded along although he was not really listening, then went to a gradual sleep.
Gan Ning attempted to sleep as well but it didn't seem that he could adapt his inner clock as well as Lu Xun. He boringly glanced at the movie screen which featured something that he already have seen at least 5 times.
He shuffled some more around his seat but insomnia seemed to have taken hold of him. Gan Ning glared at the peacefully sleeping Lu Xun jealously. How damn relaxed he always appeared to be…
He glanced at his watch (looked exactly like Rolex but it was really a fake model that could be bought at around 10 Canadian dollars) which was still set in Pacific Standard Time. Crap. Seven more hours to go.
Gan Ning looked around once more and sighed, unknowingly drifting into an uneasy sleep.
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Note from the author: OMNIGOSH I ACTUALLY FINISHED THIS CHAPTER XD. Sorry if it's a bit short (wait.. not a bit… more like REALLY short). Sorry, I had gotten writer's block and I'm fighting against it!! I SHALL FIGHT TO THE VERY DEATH FOR THE GLORY OF YAOI-… ehhh? Did I say that? Oh! I meant for the happiness of my readers! Yes! Oh yea, I meant that! ^^; It's a happy May 9 2002 right now at around one o'clock in the morning.. yes… tomorrow is Thursday (or today.. depends on how you look at it) and I have school early tomorrow… and that is exactly why I should be leaving now. Jaa!
