Sticking Togther: The Movie
Scene 1
Ash, Brock and Misty were heading towards Fuchsia City. "I think we're lost" Ash said, looking at the map. Misty takes out her mallet and smacks Ash over the head. Ash falls to the ground unconscious.
Billee36: Misty, that's not in the scrip!
Misty: But he does this every time! It's so annoying!
Silver15: Forget it. Just get onto the next scene. But stick to the script, okay!
Scene 2Without warning, a large group of fearows flew from the bushes, heading straight for them. Pikachu jumped up and…hit his head on a tree branch.
Ash: Pikachu!!!! (Runs over to Pikachu)
Tony78: Ha Ha Ha! Death to the rat!
Silver15: Who put that damn tree branch right there?
Scene 3
They began to run. Until Brock tripped and fell into Misty and Misty fell into Ash. They all went tumbling to the floor, where the fearows dive in on them.
Brock: Help us
Billee36: Why did we have to use fearows for this part? (Glares at Silver15)
Silver15: (Glares back at Billee36) Because they were the only bird pokemon I could think of
Misty: Help us someone!
Tony78: We need some medical help here. And could someone get us some damn trained fearows! And I mean trained!
Scene 4Ash hugged Pikachu tightly and Pikachu managed to summon enough electricity to shock him. Ash drops Pikachu and collapses in a heap.
Ash: Pikachu what did you do that for?
Pikachu: Pika Pika (Because I'm tired of belonging to such a useless pokemon trainer)
Silver15: Pikachu, you're supposed to be nearly dead.
Pikachu: Pika (You be Ash's pokemon and see how you like it)
Billee36: I give up. Next scene.
Scene 5
Then Misty put her hand on Ash's arm. Ash jumped away looking disgusted.
Ash: Yuck. She touched me!
Tony78: For crying out loud. You two are supposed to like each other.
Misty: Well I hate Ash!
Ash: And I hate Misty!
Billee36: If you don't shut up, I'll…I'll make you watch what Team Rocket are doing in their dressing room…it involves an Ekans.
Silver15: Billee36! You are sick!
Billee36: Thank you.
Scene 6
Ash pulled out his pokedex and pointed it at the strange animal. "Pokemon unknown, you loser" it said. "Bet you couldn't catch it if you tried"
Ash: (Throws the pokedex on the ground and jumps up and down on it) Bet I could, you stupid piece of machinery.
Tony78: What is wrong with everyone today?
Silver15: Beats me. I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Scene 7
The strange pokemon started to go mad and jumped up at the guy, whining. One of his feet slipped and landed in a very sensitive area…the guy collapses in pain.
Billee36: Ouch! Be more careful next time, okay. That's very painful
Scene 8"It is. Team Rocket would give their lives to get their hands on him. That's why I was suspicious of you at first."
Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: And make it double!
Tony78: Good grief!
Billee36: Guys, you're not on yet.
James: But we heard someone say 'Team Rocket'
Silver15: That was…Oh never mind. Just get out of this scene. And James…do you think you could put some clothes on please?
James: Oh shit (Runs off with Jessie behind him)
Scene 9
"No you're just kids."
Brock: Who are you calling a kid?
Silver15: Brock just shut up and let us get on with the scene.
Brock: But I'm not a kid
Billee36: All right, you're not a kid. We get the picture (To Tony78) I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Scene 10
"My name's Vincent. I'm 16. I live not far from here. Now who are you?"
"I'm Ash Ketchup from Pallet…"
Two seconds of silence follows and everyone in the room starts laughing. Ash looks annoyed.
Ash: What did I say?
Brock: You said your name was Ash Ketchup…
Ash: I did not!
Misty: Did too
Ash: Did not
Billee36: Enough!! Lets just damn well shut up and get on with it. I want to get the first part finished sometime today if you don't mind!
Everyone: All right, all right slave driver…
Misty (whispers): Did too…
Scene 11
"Here's my house" Vincent told them. "Just wait here a minute." He walked quietly up to the house and knocked softly on the door. After a minute he turned to Ash. "Be very quiet," he told them as he reached into his pocket…
Vincent: Damn…where's my bloody key? (Looks down at his pokemon who is looking very happy) You've eaten it again haven't you?
Sol-leks: Wolfang, Wolfang.
Silver15: Great, that's the third time this has happened today. We need another key. Someone find one. Again! And make it a big one…
Scene 12
Damon moved forward and aimed a blow at the younger boy's head. Vincent dodged and Damon's fist hit the wall. Damon gave a cry of pain and nursed his injured hand.
Billee36: Vincent, you're supposed to let him hit you
Vincent: He hits too hard. It hurts.
Tony78: Doesn't look like Damon's gonna be hitting anything for a while…
Scene 13
Brock went into the messy kitchen and sighed when he saw the empty beer bottles. 'Damon has a serious problem' he thought to himself. 'But that doesn't give him the right to knock Vincent around'
Damon: What business is it of yours kid?
Brock: Don't call me a kid. You drunk, violent bully!
Damon: That's it. You're gonna die!
Damon and Brock fly at each other and begin a fall scale fight. Finally Billee36 and Tony78 manage to pull them apart.
Silver15: Well that was interesting, even if it wasn't in the script. Man, it's been a long day. Let's finish and continue tomorrow.
Billee36: Good idea. Ash, it might help if you read the script. And the rest of you. We'll meet back here in the morning when we've all had some sleep.
Jessie: Is that it? We never made one damn appearance.
Tony78: Well if these guys didn't keep messing up the script, we would have reached your scenes. Tough luck, come back tomorrow.
