author:hello!once again anothor story by me!please r/r.

(sonic wakes up as rooster crows)

rooster-caka doodle doo!

sonic-huh?SHUT THE HELL UP! IT'S SATERDAY AND I WANT TO SLEEP!(throws boot at rooster)

rooster-BAWK!(falls down dead)

sonic-well,might as well get up now that i'm awake....(gets out of bed and puts on sonic slippers.ironic,ain't it?)

(phone rings)

sonic-(picks up phone)hello?

phone-xsksdjksdjccds?

sonic-hey,tails.sure i'll go swimming in the pond.let me call the other guys and we'll be right over.

phone-ghtydodurl.

sonic ok.i'll bring the floats and stuff.hey!wait.before you hang up do we meet you at the pond or at your house?

phone-gjutil.

sonic-the pond?ok.(hangs up)ok now to call everyone else.(picks up phone and dials shadows number)

phone-hello!thank you for calling globex traveling.now just for calling you owe us $259.

sonic-O_O!(hangs up)let me try again...(dails new number)

phone hello.shadow speaking.

sonic-hey

shadow-what the heck do you want?

sonic- want to go down to the pond with me and the rest of the guys?

shadow-sure.wait!are you sure you're not tricking me to go and that when we get there you won't capture me amd then make me your slave?

sonic-hey!thats a great idea!but,no not what i'm planing today.

shadow-weeelll....ok.meet you there!

sonic-ok.(hangs up)now to call knuckels.(dials number)

phone-welcome to late night bed buddies.press one for samantha. press two for sindy. three for wendy, or four for all of them.

sonic-O_O"um.....(hangs up)what's up with me and wrong numbers!?

(i'm getting tierd of phones so here he called everyone else and dialed incorrectly two times calling buger king,and a suntanning salon in brazil.what!how did he do that?! oh,well my story)

sonic-(at pond)man!what a beautiful day!oh, a rainbow!:)

shadow-dude,thats just gay...oh a butterfly!

tails-riiiight.well aside from shadow and sonics gay actions just then lets go swimming!

everyone-yay!

eggman-yay!

everyone-EGGMAN!?!?

eggman-hey,i need a break every now and then too!

tails-whatever...SWIMMING!

everyone-YAY!

tails-SWIMMING!

everyone-YAY!

tails-SWIMMI.....

eggman-STOP!!!! NOMORE!LETS JUST GO SWIMMING ALREADY AND DROP THE STUPID REPETING!

tails-whatever.....FOOD!

everyone-YAY!

eggman-NOT AGAIN!!!!!!

(shadow hits eggman with led pipe)

sonic-hey!whered you get that?

shadow(with dazed look)COOKIES!(hits sonic with pipe)

amy-shadow stop!

shadow-CHEESE!(hits amy)

tails-hey!stop tha....X_X(shadow hits tails)

shadow-UMBRELLA!(hits everyone else knocking everyone out)

shadow-FLUFFY!(knocks himself out with pipe)

(all the suden)

man-whats the trouble kids?

boy 1-well dad,there was only sonic dew left.i said it was mine,and sam said it was his.then we started fighting.what should we do?

dad-well kids the awnser is simple(takes sonic dew and drinks it)ah!there(tosses them can and walks away)

sam-what just happened?

davey-we've been screwed sam...we've been screwed.

dog-oh davey!

(then britiney spears comes out looking stoned and starts singing)

bs-sonic dew!for those who thi...*cough*,*whezz* oh,crap!they don't pay me enough......JUSTIN!START THE CAR!

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pico-hehehe!that silly sonic crew!see the next chapter:shadows on drugs!?!?