CHAPTER III : CRISPY RIDERS.
Frodo and Sam walked along a narrow path, surrounded by tall trees at both sides; it was autumn and the leaves were a golden brown. Unbeknown to them they were closely followed by Merry and Pippin. It had almost been an hour since they had departed from the Shire and the two stalkers grew agitated.
"What are we going to do Merry? We can't tell them we planned to murder Sam!" panicked Pippin.
"I have no idea Pip!" Merry began to run around like a headless chicken.
"There is some strange wildlife around here, Sam." Frodo commented as a headless chicken ran past. Maybe it was just his imagination, he was very tired, after all he had done nearly a whole hour of walking and his back seemed to be getting strangely hot. "Sam, we must rest, if I didn't know better I'd say someone had put a fire work in my pack!"exclaimed Frodo as he came to a halt.Suddenly the headless chicken jumped on top of Frodo, making strange noises.
"Ahhhhh, Mr Frodo!I've waited years to get in this position, I mean er, watch out!" the strange creature pulled Frodo's pack off and threw it into nearby bushes.Frodo sat up, dazed, "Is, is that you Merry?" but he didn't have time to finish off his sentence for a large BOOM was heard as the fire work exploded in the bushes, to reveal nine very crispy looking riders.
"Oh brilliant, I've just had this cleaned!" one rider moaned, fingering a black sooty mark on his cloak.
"This isn't fair!" squealed another as he burst into tears.
Suddenly a mysterious ringing is heard, it's high pitched tune sounding somewhat like 'Barbie Girl.' The riders look around and finally the largest rider pulls out a cell phone. "Eh, hello?"
"Good day, this is Sauron." a spooky voice answered.
"Do I know you?"
"No, not really.But seeing that these hobbits ruined you cloaks and made you all crispy, would you like to be my evil minions and rule Middle-Earth with me?"came the voice again, the fried rider thought for a moment.
"Yeah, sure. Do we get a dental plan?"
Frodo and Sam walked along a narrow path, surrounded by tall trees at both sides; it was autumn and the leaves were a golden brown. Unbeknown to them they were closely followed by Merry and Pippin. It had almost been an hour since they had departed from the Shire and the two stalkers grew agitated.
"What are we going to do Merry? We can't tell them we planned to murder Sam!" panicked Pippin.
"I have no idea Pip!" Merry began to run around like a headless chicken.
"There is some strange wildlife around here, Sam." Frodo commented as a headless chicken ran past. Maybe it was just his imagination, he was very tired, after all he had done nearly a whole hour of walking and his back seemed to be getting strangely hot. "Sam, we must rest, if I didn't know better I'd say someone had put a fire work in my pack!"exclaimed Frodo as he came to a halt.Suddenly the headless chicken jumped on top of Frodo, making strange noises.
"Ahhhhh, Mr Frodo!I've waited years to get in this position, I mean er, watch out!" the strange creature pulled Frodo's pack off and threw it into nearby bushes.Frodo sat up, dazed, "Is, is that you Merry?" but he didn't have time to finish off his sentence for a large BOOM was heard as the fire work exploded in the bushes, to reveal nine very crispy looking riders.
"Oh brilliant, I've just had this cleaned!" one rider moaned, fingering a black sooty mark on his cloak.
"This isn't fair!" squealed another as he burst into tears.
Suddenly a mysterious ringing is heard, it's high pitched tune sounding somewhat like 'Barbie Girl.' The riders look around and finally the largest rider pulls out a cell phone. "Eh, hello?"
"Good day, this is Sauron." a spooky voice answered.
"Do I know you?"
"No, not really.But seeing that these hobbits ruined you cloaks and made you all crispy, would you like to be my evil minions and rule Middle-Earth with me?"came the voice again, the fried rider thought for a moment.
"Yeah, sure. Do we get a dental plan?"
