Chapter 5

Chapter 5: The pointless flashback chapter of DOOM!

Ok. Time out. This chapter is taking place right after Zim was captured. It's important if you want to understand the end. I couldn't think of an intro, so I'm just going to start.

Dib wandered around his home, bored. Now that Zim was gone, he had nothing to do. He had a ton of money, but he still couldn't buy happiness. He began to regret ever capturing Zim. Now, his life was meaningless. Pointless. [Not counting the point in his hair.] That's when He realized it. He had to get Zim back, unless he wanted to lie around sleeping all day. "Gaz. I'm going to go rescue Zim." "Can you pick up some batteries? Mine are low." Gaz knew Zim was an alien now, but she still refused to respect her brother. "No! Go get your own batteries! I'm probably going to get killed or something. That's not going to be my top priority." Gaz paused her Game Slave, and walked over to her brother. She grabbed her brother's shirt collar, and yanked him toward her. "Your getting batteries, and there coming home with you!" She dropped him, and sat back down. Dib dusted himself off, and left upstairs to his room.

Once he got there, he stationed a tripod across from his bed, and set up a camera. He turned it on, and sat next to his bed.

"Today, I'm going to go rescue Zim. Locking him up was a mistake. The facility were Zim is at is heavily guarded, so I may not make it back. They will shoot intruders on site. I won't come back without Zim. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead. Gaz. I want you to know I have a bunch of batteries under my bed, and some undistributed games dad invented for you. Dad told me to give them to you, but I couldn't think of a reason to do you any favors. " He left the camera running, as he grabbed a little black box from his dresser, and went back down stairs. "I'm going now, Gaz." "Not that you care, but if Zim were there, don't you'd think he'd be dead by now?" Dib looked toward her. "Yes. Yes I do. That's why I picked this up when I went to Zim's house last night." Dib had gone to Zim's lab a couple of times after he got rid of him, mostly to check out his technology, "What is it?" "I have no clue, but the stuff inside say's it has the power to revive the dead!" "Why would Zim have that?" "Uh… How should I know? I didn't put it there!" "Whatever. Just don't forget batteries." With that, Dib stepped out the door.

As he walked down the quite, dark streets, he had the feeling someone was watching him. He kept hearing a squeaky noise. He tried to ignore it as he walked down the street. All of the sudden, He heard a shot from a gun. Before he could turn around to see who fired, he was dead. He never made it to Zim.

{Depressing, yes?}

When Gaz heard the News, she was shocked, but she tried not to show it. When she was told, the first thing she said was "My Batteries!!"

Dib was buried in his own cemetery, along with every other Dib after him. A big Chrome statue was placed on the original Dib's grave.

{Back to present!}

Zer didn't know what to do. He didn't have a nanoship, like Zim. "Sir! Come over here! I have a mission for you!" "Oooo. Don't do milk!!!" "*sigh* I want you to turn invisible, go to Dib's house, and find the camera with my picture on it. Is that clear?" "Yes, Johnny!" "Johnny? Just go!" Sir quickly slipped out of site, and headed toward Dib's house.

Dib's house was dark. Sir wandered around in search of the camera. He entered a room with a red glow. It was a dark room. Dib was there developing the pictures. There were only 2 of Zer. Sir grabbed them and left the room without a problem. He was walking near the door, when, without warning, a steel cage was dropped on him. "Hmmm. Floating pictures. How conspicuous, Eh, Cupcake?" Sir looked around to see Saje standing near by. "You thought you could take away my proof? I don't think so. Now I have living proof too!" Sir didn't know what to do. He stood there in the cage staring right at Saje. Though it was obvious Saje knew he was there, he still wanted to remain undercover. He kept silent. After awhile, Saje went to get Dib. While she was gone, Sir pulled out a Microphone and spoke into it. "Master? I've got a problem. Please respond." He waited, and then Zer's voice came around. "What is it, Sir? Did you get the pictures?" "Yes, but it doesn't do much good when your in a steel cage. I need help." "You've been captured? Just great. I can't go over there!" "Then send Gir." "Gir can not function very well. Do you really think he is capable of rescuing you?" "No I don't, but it's worth a try." Zer set down the transmitter, and left to his lab.

Gir was sitting in the lab staring into the screen of the Television. Zer realized how disastrous it could be if he sent him, so he decided he must go himself. He slipped on his costume, and headed out. As he walked down the cold street, he looked around him. He worried that this would be the last thing he saw. He tried not to think about it, and headed toward Saje's house. He hopped over the fence and ran toward the nearest wall. He stood there, silent as could be. He slowly maneuvered toward an open window, and hopped through. All of the sudden, he felt a sharp sting in his neck. He screamed, and then promptly fell asleep.

"That was too easy!!!" Said Dib, as they dragged Zer's K.O.'D.'. body to the lab. Sir quietly watched in horror.

When Zer finally awoke, He was in a cage. His wig and lenses where gone, and Sir sat out cold in a separate little cage. Dib was on the phone exclaiming his find to someone. Zer could do nothing. He stood up, and began to talk. "Why are you doing this? Do you really think I would have taken over Earth? That's Impossible." Saje walked over. "Do you really think I'm gonna let you go? You're staying there until they get here." "Until 'Who' gets here?" "Believe me. You don't wanna know."

Zer remained there as Dib and Saje went upstairs. His Sir had been shut off. He just about gave up hope, when he heard a faint squeak outside the window. "Gir!!!" Zer said, happily. Sure enough, the little robot was sliding through the opened window. "Gir! Get me outta here!" Gir stepped over to Sir, and turned him on. He then stepped over to Zer's cage and said, "I'm not going to watch my master die twice." With that, He backed up, turned on his jets, and rammed right through the cage. Zer grabbed on to him, as they picked up Sir and Jetted away. Before Dib and Saje could get down there, they were gone.