Chapter 9: Conspiracies
Yeah, it's been a few months. I have no excuse. This fic is getting tedious. So, please, be grateful I got this up. Sorry to those of you who were waiting. Very sorry.
The next morning, Zer decided he should go see if his plan had any effect. Since he didn't want to accually ask, he went outside to the newspaper machine conveniently outside his house. There were always rumors.
" DIB A FRAUD?"
Resent news shows that Dib may have accually gone to save Zim. Dib was known to hate any enemy of earth. This sheds light on the theory that Zim was never intending to conquer earth. A tape was mysteriously placed in the town hall Big Screen. Though, there is a chance it was a staged video, it is unlikely. The only current pictures of the original 'Dib' are in the possession of the FBI. They say, "The set in the video matches Dib's bedroom perfectly. Also, A rather large stash of batteries was found at Dib's house." The VHS video has been unavailable for nearly 2000 years. Nobody could stage a video on one of them. If this is all true, the only question is, who murdered earths assumed hero?
Zer looked at the paper. His plan seemed to be working. He gave a gasp of relief, and started to walk towered his lab, to get some well-deserved sleep. He tripped over Sir. "What are you doing?" He asked.
"Playing cards with Gir!" He replied. Zer looked at the "Cards".
"Sir? That's a can of tuna, a mango, and a comb." Gir suddenly yelped in excitement. "BINGO!"
"Oh, never mind." With that, Zer went to bed.
The next morning, Zer got up for skool a little early. It was hard to sleep with all the news going around. As he was getting ready for skool, he noticed Gir wasn't around… again.
"Sir?
Did you see where Gir ran off too? I don't want him disappearing… again."
"Nooo…… But I can look!" Zer gave a look of suspicion.
"Well, Thank you, Sir. Just don't go too far."
"OK! YES, SIR!" He screamed, running into a closed window, and bashing right through it.
Zer walked into the classroom, only to see a large crowd around Dib's desk. Everyone was asking stupid questions, as if Dib was suddenly the most popular kid in skool. The only one not freaking out was Saje. She walked up to Zer instead. There was a note of jealousy in her voice.
"Why did you have to go and do that? These over-active freaks don't need to know the truth! If you can get everyone to believe this, are entire city is going to fall apart! Everything here is based on Dib! That day when he captured Zim! Can you imagine what will happen when all of these people realize they've been worshiping a loser for the last 2000 years!?!"
Zer kinked his head, and then gave a slight glare at Saje.
"Hmph. I think your just jealous that I am smarter then you."
"No! If I'm jealous of Anything, it's Dib! But that's not the point!"
"You're acting like I'm on your side! Do you realize I'm here to destroy this miserable planet?! Why would I can about these idiots beliefs? In fact, I would want the to think Zim is good! Then, maybe, I wouldn't have to fear for my life every single second on this retched planet!"
A few kids looked up, but quickly went back to talking. Zer and Saje stood there, looking at each-other for the longest time. They finally stopped. Saje Went and sat in her seat, as the teacher entered.
"Take your seats. Today, we are going to have a talk about the resent breakthrough in our past." Both Saje and Zer shuddered.
"That's right… They are bringing back the original Waffle Maker, once banned by law."
Now, Zer and Saje both gave a sigh of relief. My. Zyntech continued to rant on about waffles and French toast, until the end of class. When the bell rang, Zer darted out of the room. He ran strait home, to check on the news. There was nothing new. Sir, and, now Gir, were playing with a halibut.
"Gir? Sir? Where did you get that fish?"
"KROGERS!!!" Sir then started singing.
"Lets… go… Krogering. Krogering, Krogering." He continued to sing. Zer began to walk away, when there was a knock at the door. Zer opened it, and nearly collapsed with fear and surprise. There, surrounding his house, the street, and everything else, were Fbi agents. Some armed with guns, and other messed-up looking devises. Zer took a jump back, not knowing what to do.
HA! I AM KING… wait… QUEEN OF SUSPENCE! I DID THAT ON PURPOSE! YOU ARE SWEATING IN ANTICIPATION! I will try to get the next Cp. Up, soon.
Ked
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