Ch. 10: Crisis averted.

SHUT UP! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I am to sick to think of a title. Random JTHM page. Title found!

            Everyone stood around Zer, watching. He needed a miracle. It was obvious they new who Zer was. He couldn't imagine how they found out. His eye's shifted among the heavily guarded crowd, until his eyes fell upon Saje, with a look of pure joy stretched across her face. The feeling of Surprise was overcome with Rage.

            "Eep…" He whimpered, as he thought of a plan. He was careful not to look like a threat. Trying his best to calm himself down, he stood up, and dusted himself off. He tried to keep from collapsing again.

            "Ha! You had this coming to you, Zer! I told you not to mess with me! I told you the world would know!" Sir popped his head out from over the door.

            "MASTER! IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND! I'M GONNA GIVE HER HUGS!" A few of the badly trained guards laughed. Zer flinched, as a few guards aimed their weapons at Sir.

            "Cupcake! Go away!" Saje yelled. Before the guards had enough time to shoot, 'Cupcake' Flew out of the house and rocketed right into Saje, knocking her down, and back a few feet. Almost every guard turned around toward Saje.

"Ma'am! Don't move!"

"Oh, shut up. This thing can't hurt me! He's on idiot!" A few of the guards dropped their weapons. Some others laughed. A few of the guards turned back to Zer's house.

"HEY! HE'S GONE!" Everyone darted around. Sure enough, Zer was out of site.

"GRAB THE DOG! SEARCH! FIND THAT LITTLE MIDGET FREAK THING NOW!" When 3 of the guards turned to grab Cupcake, he was gone too.

"~grrr~  You idiots! I thought you were trained!" Saje continued to yell at the guards, as they all split up looking for Zer and Cupcake.

            "Wow, Sir. You really executed a plan! I'm proud!" Zer, Gir, and Sir were about two blocks away, running down al alley. None of them really knew what to do. They all seemed to be following Gir, who was just a foot or so ahead. Suddenly, Gir Jumped into the air, and hit the jets. As a reaction, Zer grabbed on to him. Assuming he was stronger then Gir, it came as a total surprise when All 3 of them found themselves in the air. 

            "GIR! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!!! PUT ME DOWN!" Gir did no such thing.

"I'm gonna save master." He said, with a stern look on his face. He kept flying. Zer relaxed a bit, and waited for Gir to change coarse. After 20 minutes or so, Gir started to drop. It quickly turned into a headfirst free fall toward the roof of a large white building.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *And so on*"screamed Zer, as Sir yelled "WHEEEEEEEE!!!!"  They went strait through the roof.

As they dug themselves out of the rubble, Gir immediately ran over to a chain link fence. Zer observed the room. It was a small, dark room. Covered in dust, as if it were 2000 years old. There was a single table in the middle, and a few tool carts with unusual tools. The room was separated from another, smaller room, by a chain-link fence, reaching the ceiling. Gir was digging through some rubble by the fence. Sir jumped on the table.

            "FIX ME! COOK ME! I WANT AN OMELET!" Zer walked over too him. "Sir?" "Yes?" "SHUT UP! Don't you realize when it's time to play and when it's not!?" "Now the omelet hates you."

            Zer walked over too the fence, and opened the gate. From that side of the fence, a trap door was noticeable in the floor. Curious, Zer opened it, and summoned Sir to follow him down the ladder. Sir ran straight into the fence, and then went around it to follow his master. It was a dark, damp passageway, leading at least 20 feet down. Zer hopped onto a dusty floor, and looked around. There was something large in the corner. Sir ran over too it.

            "I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!! IT'S A GO CART!"

            "It's much to round to be any kind of cart." Zer walked over to it. With his hand, he wiped off a stream of dust. There was something there. Grabbing a cloth from his back pod, he wiped off an area of it. He backed up, to study it. He suddenly realized what it was. There, an front of him, was the Irken symbol. Before he has time to state that to Sir, He heard Gir yell.

            "MASTER! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Zer ran up the ladder, to see Gir standing there.

            "Gir? There's nothing there." Gir then lifted up another Irken artifact. A back pod.

            "HOLY MACORONI! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?" Gir broke down crying.

            "It's masters!" Zer didn't have to think. He suddenly knew where he was. It was obvious. This was where Zim had been. Zer shuddered, as he looked at the table.

            As Gir cried, and Zer stood in shock, Sir stood up on the autopsy table.

"Timmy is an average kid, but no one understands… mom and dad…" Zer darted around, and whacked him off the table. *idea came from Crystal*  

Ok everyone. I was home sick today. It 9 in the morning, and now I am done. I might even get another chp. up today. Sir likes to ruin the mood, doesn't he?