Here is the 3rd part. SPOILERS are starting to appear (because I can't think ONLY about the first part of the game), so if you haven't finished the game yet, you'd better do before reading more.
Martin G.
*Eike is hanging from the rope*
*The rope breaks*
*Eike falls, dies, and appears in the Limb, with Homunculus*
Homunculus: Oh my God, did your rope break?
Eike (getting up with pain): Yes...
Homunculus (smiling): I can't believe you got an old rope...
Eike: Well, I did.
Homunculus (laughing): Heh... you took a 100-year-old rope... heh, heh, heh...
Eike (irritated): Okay, okay, I got it.
Homunculus (laughing more): HAH, HAH, HAH! The guy can time-travel and still he can't figure how to travel to the past to get a new rope! HAHAHAHAHAH!
Eike: Okay STOP it, will ya?
Homunculus (crying with laughter and rolling on the floor): MWA, HAH, HAH, HAH! Heh, heh, heh...
Eike: ...
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*Eike appears in front of Oleg, being this the 4th try to avoid the car*
Oleg: You think it should be a drama, or a musical?
Eike: A musical.
Oleg: Action or love?
Eike: Love.
Oleg: G rated or PG-13?
Eike: Er... PG-13?
Oleg: Great! I will do "The Meditating Man"!
Eike (grabbing Oleg by the neck): LISTEN! You will make a good movie to make hundreds of brainless young girls go to see it and get stunned even in front of the poster, all right?
Oleg: ... "A Love Through Time"?
*Eike lets Oleg go*
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*Arthur is on the outside of the house, not knowing what to do with it*
*Eike comes out*
Arthur: Maybe you can help me, my friend. You think I should make a museum, or a library?
Eike (thinking on the antidote): A library.
Arthur: Really?
*Eike nods*
Arthur: I don't know... my ancestors had a lot of paintings...
Eike: I still think a library is better. It is more... charming...
Arthur: Mm... Well, I made up my mind. I will make the museum.
Eike: No!
Arthur (surprised): Why?
Eike:...
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*Eike is on the street, after being stabbed and having survived*
*Homunculus appears in front of him, and starts explaining the Many Worlds Theory*
Homunculus: Every time you take a decission, the whole universe divides itself, in one you-
Eike (interrupting Homunculus): In fact, it isn't just when someone decides wether to do something or not. As dr. Alexei Meschérinov said, the universe is also divided everytime a natural phenomena happens, like hurricanes or floodings.
Homunculus (stunned): You... you know it?
Eike: I am better than you, yadda yadda yadda!
*Eike laughs*
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*Eike enters the bakery*
Baker (with boring accent): Hello.
Eike: Hello.
*Eike waits the waiter to offer him a chocolate*
*Nothing happens*
Eike (scratching his head): Erm... those chocolates over there look delicious...
Baker: They are.
*Nothing else happens*
Eike: I bet they are the best chocolates I have ever tasted...
Baker: You want some?
Eike: Ye-
Baker (before Eike can finish): It's $1.00 for twelve.
Eike:...
*Eike grabs a bunch of chocolates and escapes running*
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*Sybilla is sewing Eike's jacket*
*Eike sneezes*
Sybilla: You're cold? You can wear that dress over thee...
*Eike takes the dress and wears it, but once he has he notices that it isn't the street performer's dress, but a cabaret dancer one. It looks exact to the one that Nicole Kidman wears in Moulin Rouge*
Eike: What the (loads of bad-sounding words)
Sybilla: You are really sexy that way! Hah, hah, hah!
Eike: You little (beep), better give me my clothes again!
Sybilla (can't stop laughing): I will... if you sing Lady Marmalade for me!
Eike: I will-
*Arthur enters the room and sees Sybilla trying to breathe while laughing and Eike dressed as a cabaret dancer*
Arthur (shouting): You PERVERT! Sybilla, my shotgun!
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*Eike is following Miriam, trying to prevent her death*
*The robbers are going to kill Miriam*
Eike: Lady!!
*Miriam turns around, sees the robbers coming towards her*
Miriam: Gosh!
*Miriam lets Dana on the ground, and turns around with a flying-ninja-kick that knocks out the frist robber*
Miriam: Ai-yah!
*The second robber tries to escape, but Miriam jumps over him and super-kicks him several times. Then she throws him onto the snow*
Miriam (cleaning a tiny blood spot on her coat): Stupid newbies...
*Takes Dana and leaves, speaking low*
Miriam: Rookies... such a wuss...
Eike (watching the two fallen men): Whoa...
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*Eike and Dana meet at the square*
Dana: Is this lighter yours?
Eike (taking it): Yes, thank you.
Dana: I feel good talking to you...
Eike: Wait- you forgot a line... now you give me the stone.
Dana (blinking, faking surprise): Stone? What stone?
Eike: You found a red stone at the Café, now you offer it to me and I say it isn't mine.
Dana: If you're gonna say it isn't yours, then why do you want me to ask?
Eike: Well... this way I can ask you to give it to me 4 chapters later...
Dana (giggling): Never mind, I won't give it to you then either...
*Dana runs away with the stone*
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*Eike dies for the hundredth time and appears in the Limb*
Homunculus (walking towards Eike): You have been posioned with-
*Suddenly, a fat Asian guy dressed with an orange tunic enters the Limb and pushes Homunculus back*
Homunculus (has no words, with the mouth opened): !!!
*The fat man sits down and starts eating something*
Homunculus (looking at the fat man all the time*: What the hell is this one doing here?
Eike: Oh, forgot to tell ya, I converted to buddhism.
Homunculus: What??
Eike: This is my new friend Buddha Amida, he is going to guide me to the Paradise.
Homunculus: You... you can't believe it! Religions are for weak people!
*Eike starts leaving with Buddha*
Homunculus (crying to Eike): It's all lies! There isn't such a things as a Paradise! I'm much cooler than that fat guy! I'm beautiful and stylish!
*When they go, Homunculus wipes a tear and takes out a paper list*
Homunculus: Well... one less... I will try with that other one...
