It's part 3! ^_^ Big thanks you to everyone reviewing!
the next day at 6:00 am there is a knock on the door. Tiredly, Crawford walks over and answers it)
Crawford: This had *better* be good-AHHHH!!!!
(he is surrounded by chibis. A very tired looking woman stands behind them)
Crawford: What the hell is going on here?!
Woman: (looks at the address) This *is* the Schwarz babysitting service isn't it?
Crawford: Babysitting?!
(Schu walks over to the door and smiles at the chibis. They all kinda back away…)
Schu: Yes, this is Schwarz babysitting service. When will you be picking your brat-er, kids up, miss?
Woman: Can I say never?
Schu: (crosses arms)
Woman: Fine, I'll be here at 5 o'clock. (walks off)
Schu: Thank you for your service! We'll take extra good care of them!
Crawford: *twitches* Schuldig…please tell me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Schu: Brad, not in front of the children!
Crawford: …tell me what in Takatori's name you did this time…
Schu: Well, I figured that this could be practice…you know….incase we'd ever decide to have kids.
Crawford: And how, Schu, would we accomplish that magnificent feat?
Schu: Oh, there are ways…^_~ and with this babysitting thing we could make some extra money to buy, oh, I don't know, a new car of some kind…
Crawford: I'm going to murder you.
Schu: *backs away, then looks back down at the chibis*
Chibis: *stand there looking scared*
Schu: Kids, this is Uncle Crawly…he's very happy to have you staying with us today…say hi to the kids, Uncle Crawly!
Crawford: (unintelligible mumbling)
Chibis: Uncle Crawly! (they all jump and attach themselves to Crawford's leg)
Crawford: AH! GET THESE MONSTERS OFF OF ME!
Chibis: We love you, uncle Crawly!
Crawford: (tries to kick them off) DIE!
11:00 am-
(the chibis are all crowded around the tv, watching Teletubbies. Crawford and Nagi sit behind them. Nagi looks annoy and Crawford just looks disgruntled)
T.V.: Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, La-La, Poe. Teletubbies, Teletubbies…
Nagi: *Maybe* we could watch something else now…if I hear this damn song one more time I'm going to scream…
Chibis: (mesmerized)
Nagi: (slowly gets up to change the channel)
Chibis: (all start crying and screaming at once)
Nagi: (immediately sits back down)
Chibis: (stare at the screen, drooling)
12 pm-
Crawford: *leads them all to the dining room* I guess I have to feed you animals now…
Chibi 1: I want pizza!
Chibi 2: Hot dogs!
Chibi 3: SUGAR!
Crawford: You'll get whatever I feel like giving you! (searches through the cabinets until he finds a can of…some mystery substance. He opens it and empties it into bowls, then throws them on the table. It's mushy, green and looks like its bubbling) Eat.
Chibis: (all look at it in disgust) Ewww…that looks yucky!
Crawford: Hmph, that's not my problem, because *I'm* sure as hell not eating it…
Chibi 2: (picks up some with a spoon and flings it at Crawford)
Chibis: (all giggle)
Crawford: (hyperventilates) I will prevent myself from killing you by pretending that never happened…
Chibis: (all throw their bowls at him, laughing) Uncle Crawly looks silly!
Crawford: (covering in green goo) Now I will calmly remove myself from the situation and bang my head against the nearest metal object. Excuse me.
2:00 pm-
Crawford: *sighs* Schuldig tells me it's your naptime…so…go to sleep.
Chibi 1: But we're not tired, Uncle Crawly…
Crawford: *massages temples* Whatever…I will not let myself get upset…I will not let myself get upset… I will not let myself get upset… I will not let myself get upset…if you lay down and go to sleep, I'll give you lollipops.
Chibis: *all immediately lay down
Crawford: *smirks* That worked well….
Chibi 3: Uncle Crawly, will you tell us a story?
Crawford: Why not…I've already thoroughly degraded myself today, anyway…*sits down in front of them* Once upon a time there was a little girl named Goldilocks. Goldilocks was wandering around in the woods when she came upon a little cottage. Since Goldilocks was an ignorant little child, she walked into the cottage uninvited, ate some porridge, broke a chair and fell asleep in one of the beds. Later, the 3 bears that lived there came home mauled her to death. The end. *gets up, turns the lights off and walks out of the room, shutting the door*
Chibis: (all lay there with their big chibi eyes wide open)
4 pm-
(the chibis are all sitting in the living room, gathered around Farfello)
Farfello: …so you see, if you hurt bread, you hurt God…
Chibis: Wowwwwww…
Farfello: *grins*
5 pm-
(there is a knock on the door. Schu answers it to find that it is the same woman from that morning)
Woman: Where are the little demons?
Schu: Um, just a second…(walks away the comes back with them. They're all stabbing at toast with butter knives)
Chibis: Heheheheheh…
(later that night in Brad and Schu's bedroom…)
Crawford: (is folding clothes, humming)
Schu: Um, Crawford, those kids are coming back tomorrow…
Crawford: Oh?
Schu: Yeah…but you know…if you wanted me to cancel, there's *1 thing* you could do for me…
Crawford: Actually, that's okay…I think after being around Farfie, taking care of those kids should be a piece of cake…*grins* They're scarred for life now…
Schu: Dammit…shot down again…well…at least I have 1 more ace up my sleeve…
