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the next day at 6:00 am there is a knock on the door. Tiredly, Crawford walks over and answers it)

Crawford: This had *better* be good-AHHHH!!!!

 (he is surrounded by chibis. A very tired looking woman stands behind them)

Crawford: What the hell is going on here?!

Woman: (looks at the address) This *is* the Schwarz babysitting service isn't it?

Crawford: Babysitting?!

(Schu walks over to the door and smiles at the chibis. They all kinda back away…)

Schu: Yes, this is Schwarz babysitting service. When will you be picking your brat-er, kids up, miss?

Woman: Can I say never?

Schu: (crosses arms)

Woman: Fine, I'll be here at 5 o'clock. (walks off)

Schu: Thank you for your service! We'll take extra good care of them!

Crawford: *twitches* Schuldig…please tell me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Schu: Brad, not in front of the children!

Crawford: …tell me what in Takatori's name you did this time…

Schu: Well, I figured that this could be practice…you know….incase we'd ever decide to have kids.

Crawford: And how, Schu,  would we accomplish that magnificent feat?

Schu: Oh, there are ways…^_~ and with this babysitting thing we could make some extra money to buy, oh, I don't know, a new car of some kind…

Crawford: I'm going to murder you.

Schu: *backs away, then looks back down at the chibis*

Chibis: *stand there looking scared*

Schu: Kids, this is Uncle Crawly…he's very happy to have you staying with us today…say hi to the kids, Uncle Crawly!

Crawford: (unintelligible mumbling)

Chibis: Uncle Crawly! (they all jump and attach themselves to Crawford's leg)

Crawford: AH! GET THESE MONSTERS OFF OF ME!

Chibis: We love you, uncle Crawly!

Crawford: (tries to kick them off) DIE!

11:00 am-

(the chibis are all crowded around the tv, watching Teletubbies. Crawford and Nagi sit behind them. Nagi looks annoy and Crawford just looks disgruntled)

T.V.: Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, La-La, Poe. Teletubbies, Teletubbies…

Nagi: *Maybe* we could watch something else now…if I hear this damn song one more time I'm going to scream…

Chibis: (mesmerized)

Nagi: (slowly gets up to change the channel)

Chibis: (all start crying and screaming at once)

Nagi: (immediately sits back down)

Chibis: (stare at the screen, drooling)

12 pm-

Crawford: *leads them all to the dining room* I guess I have to feed you animals now…

Chibi 1: I want pizza!

Chibi 2: Hot dogs!

Chibi 3: SUGAR!

Crawford: You'll get whatever I feel like giving you! (searches through the cabinets until he finds a can of…some mystery substance. He opens it and empties it into bowls, then throws them on the table. It's mushy, green and looks like its bubbling) Eat.

Chibis: (all look at it in disgust) Ewww…that looks yucky!

Crawford: Hmph, that's not my problem, because *I'm* sure  as hell not eating it…

Chibi 2: (picks up some with a spoon and flings it at Crawford)

Chibis: (all giggle)

Crawford: (hyperventilates) I will prevent myself from killing you by pretending that never happened…

Chibis: (all throw their bowls at him, laughing) Uncle Crawly looks silly!

Crawford: (covering in green goo) Now I will calmly remove myself from the situation and bang my head against the nearest metal object. Excuse me.

2:00 pm-

Crawford: *sighs* Schuldig tells me it's your naptime…so…go to sleep.

Chibi 1: But we're not tired, Uncle Crawly…

Crawford: *massages temples* Whatever…I will not let myself get upset…I will not let myself get upset… I will not let myself get upset… I will not let myself get upset…if you lay down and go to sleep, I'll give you lollipops.

Chibis: *all immediately lay down

Crawford: *smirks* That worked well….

Chibi 3: Uncle Crawly, will you tell us a story?

Crawford: Why not…I've already thoroughly degraded myself today, anyway…*sits down in front of them* Once upon a time there was a little girl named Goldilocks. Goldilocks was wandering around in the woods when she came upon a little cottage. Since Goldilocks was an ignorant little child, she walked into the cottage uninvited, ate some porridge, broke a chair and fell asleep in one of the beds. Later, the 3 bears that lived there came home mauled her to death. The end. *gets up, turns the lights off and walks out of the room, shutting the door*

Chibis: (all lay there with their big chibi eyes wide open)

4 pm-

(the chibis are all sitting in the living room, gathered around Farfello)

Farfello: …so you see, if you hurt bread, you hurt God…

Chibis: Wowwwwww…

Farfello: *grins*

5 pm-

(there is a knock on the door. Schu answers it to find that it is the same woman from that morning)

 Woman: Where are the little demons?

Schu: Um, just a second…(walks away the comes back with them. They're all stabbing at toast with butter knives)

Chibis: Heheheheheh…

(later that night in Brad and Schu's bedroom…)

Crawford: (is folding clothes, humming)

Schu: Um, Crawford, those kids are coming back tomorrow…

Crawford: Oh?

Schu: Yeah…but you know…if you wanted me to cancel, there's *1 thing* you could do for me…

Crawford: Actually, that's okay…I think after being around Farfie, taking care of those kids should be a piece of cake…*grins* They're scarred for life now…

Schu: Dammit…shot down again…well…at least I have 1 more ace up my sleeve…