Fushigi Pie
*Starring*
Amiboshi, dressed in a loose hooded zip-up sweatshirt, blue jeans,and tennis shoes.
Miaka, dressed in a white peasant blouse, red hip huggers, and KEDS.
Nuriko, dressed in a lavender satin dress shirt, violet slacks, and black dress shoes.
Soi, dressed in a men's dress shirt, daisy dukes, and go-go boots.
Subaru, dressed in a pale sundress and slip-on shoes.
Suboshi, dressed in a white t-shirt, tight black jeans, combat boots, and his headband.
Tamahome, dressed in a leather jacket, red tank top, faded blue jeans, and hi-tops.
AND, OF COURSE,
Yui, dressed in a pale blue spaghetti top with gauze midriff, blue bellbottoms, sandals, and blue John Lennon glasses.
*at a party, Miaka & Tamahome are sharing a recliner, the twins are one end with Yui using Suboshi as a footrest*
M: This party's really fun!
Y: *pulls glasses down* Where's everyone else? This is so lame.
A: *chattering* There was this one time at band camp-
SB: You never went to band camp.
Y: Shut up. *grabs the flute & hits Suboshi*
T: At least he didn't try to make out with a pie. *laughs*
Ta: *walks by* Hey, I was drunk!
M: *covers her ears* I didn't want to hear that!
Y: Yeah, there are children here. *Chiriko hands out drinks to everyone.* Thanks, Chiriko.
C: No problem. *leaves*
N: Hey! *sits on the sofa's armrest & leans against Yui* What are you drinking?
Su: Could that be…? *slides over the back of the couch between Yui & Suboshi, making Yui move her legs*
Y: Yep. Special no Miko Yui.
S: *comes over with 2 folding chairs & a walkman on* What's in it?
A: *still chattering* There was this one time at band camp, where Suboshi-
Su: *squeals* Get your hand out of there! *grabs the flute & whacks Suboshi*
Y: *sips drink* A tiny bit of vodka and a lot of…*winks at Subaru over her glasses* cherries.
*Miaka & Tamahome spit out their drinks. Nuriko laughs, Suboshi cops a feel on Subaru who smacks him with the flute really hard, & Amiboshi grabs the flute back*
A: *chatters* Stop it!
T: *coughing* You…are…pure…evil!
M: *smacks him* No, she isn't.
Y: *fanged smile* Not pure.
A: There was this one time-
All: -at band camp-
A: -I stuck a flute in my-
All: WHAT?!?!
N: *eyes Amiboshi* Wait a minute, aren't you…
SB: Amiboshi!
Y: Soi, did you know?
S: *ignores everyone*
*Nuriko grabs Amiboshi & rips open his shirt…to reveal her lacy blue bra & breasts)
Y: Wow!
T: I thought you were-
M: Aren't you-
*Yui grabs Suboshi & rips off his shirt*
SB: Hey! What was that for?
Su: He's definitely a guy. *she and Yui toss him over the sofa back*
A: We look identical, but *shrugs* I'm a girl.
Y: *runs a hand along Amiboshi's collarbone* Why don't you come with us?
A: *bright eyes* Sure! *Yui, Subaru, & Amiboshi leave*
SB: *pulling himself up on the sofa* That stinks.
N: I need another drink. You coming, Soi?
S: *ignores everyone*
SB: Can I come?
N: Sure. *looks at Miaka & Tamahome who are making out* Have fun you two.
T: Yeah.
SB: *shaking his head in disbelief* My brother's a…a…a girl.
*scan the room until Chiriko appears again*
C: *reciting* If we shadows have offended-
Ta: REKKA SHINEN!!!!! *flames Chiriko* I can't stand Shakespeare.
THE END
*Starring*
Amiboshi, dressed in a loose hooded zip-up sweatshirt, blue jeans,and tennis shoes.
Miaka, dressed in a white peasant blouse, red hip huggers, and KEDS.
Nuriko, dressed in a lavender satin dress shirt, violet slacks, and black dress shoes.
Soi, dressed in a men's dress shirt, daisy dukes, and go-go boots.
Subaru, dressed in a pale sundress and slip-on shoes.
Suboshi, dressed in a white t-shirt, tight black jeans, combat boots, and his headband.
Tamahome, dressed in a leather jacket, red tank top, faded blue jeans, and hi-tops.
AND, OF COURSE,
Yui, dressed in a pale blue spaghetti top with gauze midriff, blue bellbottoms, sandals, and blue John Lennon glasses.
*at a party, Miaka & Tamahome are sharing a recliner, the twins are one end with Yui using Suboshi as a footrest*
M: This party's really fun!
Y: *pulls glasses down* Where's everyone else? This is so lame.
A: *chattering* There was this one time at band camp-
SB: You never went to band camp.
Y: Shut up. *grabs the flute & hits Suboshi*
T: At least he didn't try to make out with a pie. *laughs*
Ta: *walks by* Hey, I was drunk!
M: *covers her ears* I didn't want to hear that!
Y: Yeah, there are children here. *Chiriko hands out drinks to everyone.* Thanks, Chiriko.
C: No problem. *leaves*
N: Hey! *sits on the sofa's armrest & leans against Yui* What are you drinking?
Su: Could that be…? *slides over the back of the couch between Yui & Suboshi, making Yui move her legs*
Y: Yep. Special no Miko Yui.
S: *comes over with 2 folding chairs & a walkman on* What's in it?
A: *still chattering* There was this one time at band camp, where Suboshi-
Su: *squeals* Get your hand out of there! *grabs the flute & whacks Suboshi*
Y: *sips drink* A tiny bit of vodka and a lot of…*winks at Subaru over her glasses* cherries.
*Miaka & Tamahome spit out their drinks. Nuriko laughs, Suboshi cops a feel on Subaru who smacks him with the flute really hard, & Amiboshi grabs the flute back*
A: *chatters* Stop it!
T: *coughing* You…are…pure…evil!
M: *smacks him* No, she isn't.
Y: *fanged smile* Not pure.
A: There was this one time-
All: -at band camp-
A: -I stuck a flute in my-
All: WHAT?!?!
N: *eyes Amiboshi* Wait a minute, aren't you…
SB: Amiboshi!
Y: Soi, did you know?
S: *ignores everyone*
*Nuriko grabs Amiboshi & rips open his shirt…to reveal her lacy blue bra & breasts)
Y: Wow!
T: I thought you were-
M: Aren't you-
*Yui grabs Suboshi & rips off his shirt*
SB: Hey! What was that for?
Su: He's definitely a guy. *she and Yui toss him over the sofa back*
A: We look identical, but *shrugs* I'm a girl.
Y: *runs a hand along Amiboshi's collarbone* Why don't you come with us?
A: *bright eyes* Sure! *Yui, Subaru, & Amiboshi leave*
SB: *pulling himself up on the sofa* That stinks.
N: I need another drink. You coming, Soi?
S: *ignores everyone*
SB: Can I come?
N: Sure. *looks at Miaka & Tamahome who are making out* Have fun you two.
T: Yeah.
SB: *shaking his head in disbelief* My brother's a…a…a girl.
*scan the room until Chiriko appears again*
C: *reciting* If we shadows have offended-
Ta: REKKA SHINEN!!!!! *flames Chiriko* I can't stand Shakespeare.
THE END
