Author's Notes: Woosh...third part...I think I'm just writing this for the sake of doing something. It's entertaining to me anyway. ^^ All your normal disclaimers here and please nobody sue me! I only have enough money to by lunch at school everyday! ;_;

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True Life: I Was A Sailor Soldier

Part Three - Sailor Chibi Moon

{King Endymoin and Elios had left the Rose Garden immediately after the camera had been shut off, the King muttering about having a talk. Small Lady is now sitting in the gazebo waiting to be interviewed.}

Interviewer: Thank you Small Lady for deciding to join us on such short notice.

Small Lady: ~Princess Lady Serenity - Sailor Chibi Moon~ It's Usagi or Lady. *huffs*

Interviewer: But your mother was called Usagi...isn't it weird to be called the same thing your mother was called?

Lady: Well...yes...but... *fidgets*

Interviewer: I understand you went back and met the past Queen, how did you guys keep from getting mixed up then?

Lady. *pause* I was called Chibi Usa then.

Interviewer: Why not Chibi Usa now?

Lady: *grimaces* Do I look "chibi" to you?

Interviewer: Well...ah...you look like a girl who had her head stuck in a cotton candy machine... *sees Small Lady clutch chair* Very lovely hair though! *nervous laughter*

Lady: *releases chair* "Chibi" means "small". And I'm not small. I'm a l-a- d-y. *puffs chest*

Interviewer: *stares at chest* Then why does the Queen call you "Small" Lady?

Lady: *fumes* Call me *Usa* and lets get on with it!

Interviewer: Alright...Usa... *cough* I've heard you were a very useless soldier.

Usa: *twitch* Where did you hear that?

Interviewer: From these four girls, they said they're very close to you. They had these weird circus hair do's. They've even seen you try to do your weak attack- which was sugar right?

Usa: *grumbles* I was NOT useless! I was just...in training! All soldiers had to go through training!

Interviewer: But your mother's first attack involved a high voltage tiara and yours was...sugar...

Usa: ENOUGH WITH THE SUGAR!

Interviewer: But I heard it was very good in tea...

Usa: YOU WANT SUGAR? I'LL GIVE YOU SUGAR! *jumps up* CRISI MOON, MAKE UP! *transforms into Super Sailor Chibi Moon*

Interviewer: EEP! *jumps behind chair*

Sailor Chibi Moon: *advances on the Interviewer* You're going to get your sugar now! *takes out Crystal Carillon* PINK SUGAR! *spins around*

Interviewer: *runs off with the camera man*

Sailor Chibi Moon: *runs after them* HEART ATTACK! *blasts sugar hearts at the running men*

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Thirty Minutes Later...

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Interviewer: *hiding behind a bush* It seems that we are being hunted by a strange exotic creature- better know as the weak, powerless, sugar flinging, cotton candy head monster aka Sailor Chibi Moon. *looks around* It seems that the monster is very poor at tracking because we've been sitting here for over twenty minutes-

Sailor Chibi Moon: AAH!! THERE YOU ARE! PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!

Interviewer: *runs off with camera man again* CRIKEY! SHE FOUND US! *keeps yelling "crikey" while running down a hill*

Sailor Chibi Moon: GET BACK HERE!

Interviewer: AHHH! *falls down a hill* CRIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!

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An hour later...

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Reporter: *standing at the bottom of the hill* Hi, this is Sharon Mutchuck for Channel 25 news. It seems that an hour ago a man had fell down a hill at the Crystal Palace grounds. The man lays in bad condition as EMT's continue to try and get him back up the hill to the waiting ambulances.

*camera pans to the EMT workers carrying the Interviewer up the hill.*

Reporter: *watches* It seems that the 32nd time is a charm.

Interviewer: *slids off the holding board and falls down the hill* CRIKEY!

Reporter: ...maybe not... *turns back to the camera* None of the authorities is sure how this had happened. Maybe the man got lost and didn't see the decline of this steep hill. Or maybe a crazed dog was chasing him. All that is certain is that the man was pelted with pink sugar as he laid helplessly in pain.

*Reporter touches ear*

Reporter: This just in! Shocking new evidence on how this story happened from a Camera Man following the hurt man.

[Camera Man: *picture fuzzy* BOSS! WAIT UP! I CAN'T RUN WITH THIS THING!

Interviewer: THEN SET IT DOWN! A CAMERA ISN'T WORTH OUR LIVES!

Camera Man: *sets camera down*

Camera: Two men keep running down the hill. Pink haired girl comes into view.

Chibi Moon: GET BACK HER! *still sending out steady streams of sugar*

*crack is heard*

Interviewer: AHH! *drops from view of the camera*

Camera Man: Uh...boss? *pokes Interviewer*

Chibi Moon: YOU'RE MINE!! *cackles*

Camera: AHH! *runs away*

Interviewer: BOB! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! *cries*

Chibi Moon: *looms over Interviewer* PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!

Interviewer: *pelted with sugar hearts* AHH! IT STINGS!]

Reporter: And there you have it! The man was running away from the crazed Princess Lady Serenity. If I were the Neo Queen, I'd get her daughter some help before she hits the rest of us with sugar. Back to you Dave! *camera cuts off*

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{Inside a news studio}

Dave: How disturbing! To know our own Princess caused such a horrible act!

Rachel: Oh I know! I'm scared for my children.

Dave: Let's turn back to Sharon and see how things are doing.

Camera: *cuts to Reporter covered in pink sugar*

Rachel: OH MY GOD!

Chibi Moon: *barges in* YOU'RE NEXT YOU IDIOTS WHO'VE MADE ME LOOK BAD! I'VE HEARD EVEYWORD YOU'VE SAID ABOUT ME! I AM THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER! I AM A MOON PRINCESS! *charges* I HAVE GROWN UP! *puffs chest* PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!

Everyone: *stares at chest* AHH! PINK SUGAR!! *runs around chaotically*

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Serenity: *watching TV* So funny! *laughs*

Sailor Mars: *sits down next to Serenity* Turn to the news.

Serenity: Rei-chan! I'm watching something! *little animated characters bonk each other*

Sailor Mars: I thought you would have grown up by now Serenity!

Serenity: *pouts* I AM grown up! *turns to the news*

*the two women see Chibi Moon splattering pink sugar all over*

Serenity: ENDYMOIN! *runs out of the room* YOU HAVE A PROBLEM TO DEAL WITH!

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Coming Up: Part Four - Sailor Venus