Whose line IZ it anyway
(A/N. I do NOT own Invader Zim, or Whose Line Is It Anyway. God willing
someday I will own invader Zim, but not now. The only character I own
is Driz. Gaz was asked to do the show, but she refused. Zim and Dib
have agreed to put off their diffrences for the duration of the show
because their both getting paid for it. The there will be three
chapters, each new chapter after a commercial break, which I
won't include. Now on with the story!!)

(opening title screens)
Drew Carey: welcome to whose line is it anyway, the game where
everything is made up, and the points don't matter. Now it's
time to meet the comtestants. The ever-insane GIR(we see a
shot of GIR somehow sitting still), the somehow-sane Dib,
the never-been sane Driz (My Fancharcter!), and the
high-tech Zim.(Deafaning applause) Our first game tonight
is for everyone and is called Press confrence. Driz will
be holding the press confrence, but doesn't know why. The rest of you
have to give him hints as to why. Ready and go!(Holds new world record
for chewing Poop gum)
Driz: And, when I got back, it was on my kitchen sink. I will now take
questions. Yes, you(points to Dib)
Dib:How long were you able to keep it in your mouth?
Driz: Uh..About five minutes. Yes.(points to GIR)
GIR: How did it taste?
Driz: I would'nt know but I imagine it tasted like usual.
GIR: Then I'm supprised you survived.
Driz: Well, it did require a week in the hospital. Yes, you(points at Zim)
Zim: Have you ever met the other record holder?
Driz: No, unfortunatly. One more question. Uhhh....You(points to dib)
Dib:What was the strain on your tastebuds?
Driz: This will explain my prevous answer. I was born without tastebuds.
Drew: Any idea what their talking about?
Driz: The new record for keeping something disgusting in my mouth?
Drew: Yes! Poop gum, poop gum.(everyone goes back to their seat)
Our next game is also for everyone. It's the world's worst.
If everyone will come down to the "world's worst" step, we can get the game
started. It's going to be the world's worst thing to see on television.
(Dib steps foreward)
Dib: And now, President George Bush will give his state of the union address.
(BUZZZZ)
(Driz steps foreward)
Driz: And now, back to PGA senior tourniment: Geezers with clubs
(BUZZZ)
(Zim steps down)
Zim: Hello. I'm Drew Carey...
(BUZZZ)
(GIR steps down)
GIR: Next on PBS....
(BUZZZZ)
(Zim steps down again)
Zim: Welcome to SPROCKETS, East German Television.
(BUZZZ)
Drew: All right. We'll be right back!
(A/N 2 That's it for now. Please read and review.)