Author's Notes: So it took me…a while…a long while… Welp, I'm back from my creative drought but don't expect anything grand. I'm all angsty out from working on my other fics, which could always use some reviews. =D *hint hint* Not to be pushy…no…not at all…anyway, normal disclaimers apply.

* * = Action
( ) = From the background/out of picture
~ ~ = writing on the screen
[ ] = A clip/flashback
{ } = setting
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True Life: I Was A Sailor Soldier

Part Seven - Sailor Mars

{Months after healing in the hospital and avoiding Ami Mizuno, the Interviewer has finally decided to come back and try to finish the rest of the series.}

Interviewer: *twitch* Hello Miss Hino. *twitch*

Rei: ~Rei Hino - Sailor Mars~ Hello Mr. Interviewer. o_O

Interviewer: *looks around* Uhm…hum…is Shingo Tsukino around?

Rei: No…but I can go get him if-

Interviewer: NONONO! *cowers* That's alright…just making sure…

Rei: Right…so…

Interviewer: Is…uhm…Ami…around…?

Rei: No, do you want me to go get her? ¬¬…

Interviewer: NO! *jumps behind chair* Everything is…okay…no Shingo…no Ami…

Rei: *steams* Would you get on with it already? I don't exactly have the time to waste on a blubbering Interviewer who is scared of the Queen's younger brother.

Interviewer: Me? Scared? Never! *stumbles* So…Rei…

Rei: Yes. ¬¬

Interviewer: *sits down* So, how's Yuuichirou?

Rei: Pardon? O_O

Interviewer: You know…that guy that is living with you…

Rei: O__O EXCUSE ME?

Interviewer: *inches back* The brown haired guy-

Rei: O____O WHAT?

Interviewer: *flops over* I DIDN'T DO IT!

Rei: WHO TOLD YOU THAT YUUICHIROU AND I ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER? *flames*

Serenity: *pops out from behind bush* I KNEW IT!

Rei: Serenity! @_@

Serenity: REI-CHAN! *stomps over* WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

Rei: Tell you what?

Serenity: O_O WHAT YOU JUST SAID!

Rei: I didn't say anything! =P

Interviewer: *peeps up from behind chair* I believe the Queen is referring to you sleeping with Yuu-

Rei: WHY YOU! *fumes*

Serenity: XD Rei-chan… *snicker* You Pyro…

Rei: Serenity! It's nothing like that! *fumbles*

Yuuichirou: *walks out in spandex play suit* ~Yuuichirou Kumada - Rei's Bed Partner~ Oh Rei… ^^

Rei: O___________O *points to screen* WHA- WHA- WHAT IS THAT?!?!

Serenity: What is what? *peers at Yuuichirou's title* It appears to say "Rei's Bed Partner".

Rei: I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS!

Yuuichirou: *looks down* Whoa! Cool! XD *poses in front of his title*

Rei: NO NO NO! NOT COOL! *hair catches on fire*

Serenity: Be careful Rei-chan…you may take Crystal Tokyo down with you…

Rei: *screams*

Yuuichirou: Don't worry Rei…I'll make it all better… *pet*

Interviewer: The title never lies.

Rei: *slumps over in a sooty heap*

Yuuichirou: Yeah, you know how I like it…

Rei: *glares*

Interviewer: I didn't do it!

Rei: WHO TOLD? WHO TOLD! *jumps up screaming*

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{Inside a padded walled room}

Minako: *cackles* Mwah…when Rei finds out that her secret life with Yuuichirou is revealed…let alone everyone else finds out…all the men will love ME! ME! *bounces off wall*

Minako's Imaginary Man: Right Minako love.

Minako: Come here cutie! ________________