A/N: I warn you, this story's goin weird! I WARNED YOU MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Thanx to Beth-san fer inspirin me!

When I came back I saw that the cabin was fully smashed down! Ash, Misty, James and Meowth were trying to get it back up.
Tracey was dancing around like a maniac screaming that he was so clever that he had knocked a cabin down.
I ran up to him and kicked him several times. He crippled to the floor wincing. I started kicking him again
in the exact same way as I was kicking James when I was sick with Stun Spore, only this time much harder.
Then Misty started bawling and ran to the car. Ash ran after her. James and I followed.
"Hey where are you going?" Gary smirked and said sarcastically.
"I'm going to my dead mum's *tee hee, go ta Dee's Ii Kanji site and look at da flames ta see why Misty's
parents are dead, and why jessie dont care bout miyamoto* friends, uncles, great great great grandmas,
dads, brothers, friends, nieces, second cousins, friends, distant relatives, daughters, grandpas house in LA!"
Misty blubbered.
"But you can't drive Mist!" Ash countered.
"That's right I can't. James is going to," Misty answered and made James put his foot on the pedal and started driving.
"What was that for?" James yelled, in a sort of surprised way.
"It was Milko now shut up and drive!" Misty sat back and finally let her tears flow.
"Well she did say she was going to LA so they couldn't see her crying," I shrugged.

Minutes later we were driving through water. I mean literally, we WERE driving to LA.

"Wouldn't it be nice, if the world was cadbury,
You could be a chocolate superstar.
The referee would blow his chocolate whistle,
A shot out goal would even break the bar.
And if you went and scored a winner,
You could take it home and eat it fooooooooor your dinner.
Oh wouldn't it be nice?" Ash and I chanted.

"You're weird!" Misty giggled.
"Come on Mist! It's fun, you try!" Ash smiled.
Misty blushed and turned away, she was still giggling.
"We know you're laughing. Come on Misty, sing something!" I poked her.
Misty turned around and finally gave in, she broke out singing;

"What's all the fuss about?
No need to scream and shout I'm just gonna sit and chill out.
When it comes to you,
Watcha gonna do?
*I don't know the middle part here so just say that Misty's going on*
Won't know how to getcha *sumthin sumthin*
Cus it's all (repeat twice*
GROOVY!" Misty sang.

I clapped in a silly way. Ash stared, I glared back.

"Alright, James' turn! You can sing alone or sing with someone else," I turned to James, who was still concentrating on his driving.
James nodded. He pointed back at Ash, saying that he wanted to sing with Ash.

"We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor.
That's right!
We may look like sisies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights.
Always on guard defending the peoples rights.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
We're men, manly men, we're men in tights
YES!
We roam around the forest looking for fights
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right!
We may look like pansies but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights
We're men, we're men in tights
Tight tights
Always on guard defending the peoples rights
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!" James sang, with Ash following as backup.

3hrs later, Ash, Misty, James and I found ourselves outside a tall house in LA. Somehow Meowth had met up with us
along with all of Team Rocket! Mondo, Giovanni, everyone was there!
"We've found a new headquarters location Jessie and James!" Mondo ran up to us started jumping around.
"But there is one thing we've got to tell you," Ned slyly smiled.
Ash cocked his head, Misty asked what it was. All of a sudden the house blew up and revealed another tall house, this time
with a large yellow C on it.
"Hee haw hee haw snot snort snot haw!" everyone in Team Rocket *besides Domino, James and I* bellowed.
"We're in Cwoko Stupid Farm and we're going to attack you now!" Giovanni said. He stepped up to Ash.
"But before I attack I have something to say," he began.
Ash looked up at the tall mysterious man.
"Ash," Giovanni stated, "I am your mother," he ended.
Ash bublled out his cheeks trying to hold in his laughter.
"Father! I MEANT FATHER!" Giovanni hastily corrected himself.
I burst to tears of laughter, James and Misty did too.
Misty, who was now finisahed laughing, looked over longingly at Domino. "You aren't going to attack us?" she asked.
Domino shook her head in protest and ran and joined up with us.
"DOMINO! You stupid aitsu," Mondo cussed.
"Really Mondo, at your age you shouldn't be swearing!" I protested and clicked my pokeball open.
"Goooo Terexa!" I shouted, sending my new Terexa into battle.
Terexa roared ferociously.
"Wow! A Terexa!" Ash whipped out his pokedex.
'I don't like you. This is a Terexa, you know it is and I'm sick to death of being pulled out by you. I quit!
I'm joining Cwoko,' the pokedex said statically then jumped out of Ash's hand and bobbed along to the crowd of the once infamous
Team Rocket. Along the way it got overheated from hopping *which isn't what a pokedex is meant to do! You're pretty darn lame
if you didn't know that!* and self-destructed, leaving a huge KABOOM!!!!!!! The explosion sent all of the Cwoko agents in the area
blasting off to Pluto *how I knew this I wouldn't have a clue* where they seemed to have met Tree Reject. He self-destructed and
sent them off again to the ocean, where they all drowned, but then unfortunatly came back to life as zombies.
I explained all this to Ash, Misty, Domino, Meowth and James after calling Terexa back.
"Woah! You're like a psycic Jessie!" James commented.
"Eh, it's nothing," I responded and started walking towards the house.
"Where ya goin? Dat's a Cwoko house," Meowth chased after me.
"Well, Team Rocket, er, Cwoko Stupid Farm probably won't be back for a while so we can stay here. And with Jessie, James, Meowth
and my strategic intelligence of setting traps, like that time Jessie, James and Meowth outsmarted you guys when they tried to steal those fire stones
from those Arcanine, we can set traps for when they come back and just, do, stuff," Domino slowed down at the end.
"Well heck! I don't know what I'm talking about, let's just go inside and get some rest," she sweatdropped and went along with me.
"Well I'll go too, nothing else to do," James followed me.
Ash and Misty came too, Meowth tagging along with them.
"Hey I wonder what Brock's doing?" Ash wondered.
"I dunno but who really cares?" Misty answered.
"Hey guys, d'ya tink if Brock and Gary and crap are in Cwoko Stupid Farm we should call em by deir Cwoko names? I mean
dere funnier dan dere original ones and..." Meowth stated.
"Alright, their names are the Cwoko names, happy Meowth?" Domino smiled.
"Oh and in case you havn't noticed, I'm joining you," Domino continued.
"Yeah we know," Misty giggled.
"Welcome to the team Domino!" Ash put out his hand. Domino took it and we all gave her a handshake.
With that, we headed into the house to rest, for the upcoming day.