[A/N - EGADS!! I didn't think so many people would sign up so fast!! Then again, there are so many Zim lovers.... I should've expected this. ^_^; Forgive me if you don't make the first chapter, but I'll do what I can to have you in before the party starts.]
[One more thing: I'll take as many people for jobs as I can get. Even if I have 30 people escorting Gaz, fine. You don't have to sign up for a job if your don't want to (I have a hyper room set up for those who don't) but I repeat: those who do sign up will be paid in tacos and bubblegum slushies.]
[::Checks reviews for ch.1:: Heh... my, Purple's Right Hand Girl, you had fun with *that* review.... AHHH!! KIDK! YOU USED THE "W" WORD!! 00 ..... eh, PenPen, writing a short bio would've been easier... yikes. I've missed too much at FF.N recently. Some of these names are unfamilar to me...
Happy Birthday, Zim!!
Chapter 1 - Pre-Party Insanity
::swish swish swish::
Ztarlight moved swiftly as the broom made rocking motions against the floor to uncake the years of dust that had built up.
Gir wrapped himself up in towels and activated his jets to collect the dust and cobwebs that had overtaken the highest corners of the mansion's spacious living room. "WEEHEE!" He cried. "Look, Ztarry, I'm a DUST BUNNY!!"
Ztar grinned affectionately. "Okay, you. The guests will be getting here soon."
"And the helpers?!"
"Uh huh. And your helpers. You'd better get ready for them."
Gir saluted. "YES, SIR!" he announced and sped off into the kitchen. Then he poked his head back out. "Uhm, Ztarry? What am I gonna' make?"
Ztar grinned again. "You helpers will make stuff with you. Don't worry."
Gir nodded and dissapeared.
(What a cute robot...) Ztar thought. (Maybe I should get one... wait, I am one. Oh well.) Humming the Zim theme, she began to set up the table where everyone would be eating, when...
The doorbell rang. It wasn't your ususal "ding-dong", but instead a monkey growl. Ztar opened the door, and there stood a girl who had browish-red shoulder-length hair that was pulled back like Legolas'. She was 4' 11', and stared at Ztar with steely blue eyes. She was wearing plain black baggy jeans and a purple t-shirt under her trenchcoat that was quite big on her.
"HIHI!!" She yelled out!! "I be the most insane of the Irkens, even thought I ish HYU-MAN!"
Ztar laughed and tugged the girl's arm. "C'mon in, II."
Irken Insane walked inside and inspected the room. "Hmm... it's red. And purple-y. Very nice." She looked back at everyone's favorite cyborg. [XD] "So, where's da' Gaz-person?"
Ztar pointed to a lone figure hunched over by the window. "The light is good over there, supposedly."
II nodded and walked over to her. "...hello..." she said slowly.
"Ngh." Gaz nodded, not looking away from her game.
"Can I sit here?" II asked, pointed to the windowsill.
"I don't care," came a reply. "Just don't bug me."
" 'Kay."
Ztar reached for the broom again and started to work around the table when the monkey screeched again.
"Hello?" came a male voice. "Is this the Invader Zim birthday bash?"
Ztar turned to the newcomer and grinned. "It might be, final mutation."
Standing in the doorway was a male human, 5'6" in height. His hair and eyes were brown, and he wore a red shirt and black pants and sneakers, to match Zim's attire.
Ztar dropped the broom and ran to FM in a hug. "I missed you," she said, kissing him softly.
"I missed you, too..."
"So!" Ztar cried, pulling back, "Are you gonna' decorate with me?"
"Actually, I was hoping to be a bouncer."
"Ah. Right," Ztar said, slapping her forhead. "Silly me. Where is my head?" she asked aloud as she began digging through her backpack.
"On your shoulders." FM replied, grinning.
Ztar grinned and said nothing, but handed FM an arm-band. It was black; on one side was a yellow star with a Z in it. On the other side was the Irken logo. "Your official bouncer attire."
"Nice," FM said, putting it on. "Am I the only one with this?"
"No, the other bouncers are getting them too."
"Like who?"
"Like me," came a new voice, and a monkey growl.
It was another female, who wore fishnet arm warmers, the Doom tee, long sleeved trench coat, knee high boots and black pants. A skull necklace, a top hat and 5 rings on each hand.
Ztar ran up and greeted the girl in a hug. "Bast-chan, you made it!!"
Invader Bast gave Ztar a toothy grin. "I wouldn't miss this! Expecially if there's a chance I get to break up a fight!!"
ztar nodded. "And if someone tries to crash the place, you can beat the crap out of them."
Bast laughed. "Even better."
"Why don't you two get acquainted..." Ztar nodded, indicating FM and Bast, "since you two'll be working together. Hate to suond rude, but I'd better go outside. I think I hear the Voot Runners landing..."
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AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! Sorry so short, but this is all the time I have for today, so I had to cut chapter one a little short.But, look at it this way: Chapter one's shortness will make me have to write more... ::realizes that more fic is a better thing for the readers than herself:: Eh heh...
Chapter two will feature the arrival of all the Invaders and members of Irken society, and I might squeeze another human in there, too! Who knows?!
But please, please please please please PLEASE don't hurt me if you don't make it into chapter 2. I PROMISE that EVERYONE *will* get to jump out and say surprise when Zim arrives with his many escorts. Unless you want to arrive late. ::shrugs:: maybe you do. But if not, then be patient with me. I can only type so fast. @_@
[One more thing: I'll take as many people for jobs as I can get. Even if I have 30 people escorting Gaz, fine. You don't have to sign up for a job if your don't want to (I have a hyper room set up for those who don't) but I repeat: those who do sign up will be paid in tacos and bubblegum slushies.]
[::Checks reviews for ch.1:: Heh... my, Purple's Right Hand Girl, you had fun with *that* review.... AHHH!! KIDK! YOU USED THE "W" WORD!! 00 ..... eh, PenPen, writing a short bio would've been easier... yikes. I've missed too much at FF.N recently. Some of these names are unfamilar to me...
Happy Birthday, Zim!!
Chapter 1 - Pre-Party Insanity
::swish swish swish::
Ztarlight moved swiftly as the broom made rocking motions against the floor to uncake the years of dust that had built up.
Gir wrapped himself up in towels and activated his jets to collect the dust and cobwebs that had overtaken the highest corners of the mansion's spacious living room. "WEEHEE!" He cried. "Look, Ztarry, I'm a DUST BUNNY!!"
Ztar grinned affectionately. "Okay, you. The guests will be getting here soon."
"And the helpers?!"
"Uh huh. And your helpers. You'd better get ready for them."
Gir saluted. "YES, SIR!" he announced and sped off into the kitchen. Then he poked his head back out. "Uhm, Ztarry? What am I gonna' make?"
Ztar grinned again. "You helpers will make stuff with you. Don't worry."
Gir nodded and dissapeared.
(What a cute robot...) Ztar thought. (Maybe I should get one... wait, I am one. Oh well.) Humming the Zim theme, she began to set up the table where everyone would be eating, when...
The doorbell rang. It wasn't your ususal "ding-dong", but instead a monkey growl. Ztar opened the door, and there stood a girl who had browish-red shoulder-length hair that was pulled back like Legolas'. She was 4' 11', and stared at Ztar with steely blue eyes. She was wearing plain black baggy jeans and a purple t-shirt under her trenchcoat that was quite big on her.
"HIHI!!" She yelled out!! "I be the most insane of the Irkens, even thought I ish HYU-MAN!"
Ztar laughed and tugged the girl's arm. "C'mon in, II."
Irken Insane walked inside and inspected the room. "Hmm... it's red. And purple-y. Very nice." She looked back at everyone's favorite cyborg. [XD] "So, where's da' Gaz-person?"
Ztar pointed to a lone figure hunched over by the window. "The light is good over there, supposedly."
II nodded and walked over to her. "...hello..." she said slowly.
"Ngh." Gaz nodded, not looking away from her game.
"Can I sit here?" II asked, pointed to the windowsill.
"I don't care," came a reply. "Just don't bug me."
" 'Kay."
Ztar reached for the broom again and started to work around the table when the monkey screeched again.
"Hello?" came a male voice. "Is this the Invader Zim birthday bash?"
Ztar turned to the newcomer and grinned. "It might be, final mutation."
Standing in the doorway was a male human, 5'6" in height. His hair and eyes were brown, and he wore a red shirt and black pants and sneakers, to match Zim's attire.
Ztar dropped the broom and ran to FM in a hug. "I missed you," she said, kissing him softly.
"I missed you, too..."
"So!" Ztar cried, pulling back, "Are you gonna' decorate with me?"
"Actually, I was hoping to be a bouncer."
"Ah. Right," Ztar said, slapping her forhead. "Silly me. Where is my head?" she asked aloud as she began digging through her backpack.
"On your shoulders." FM replied, grinning.
Ztar grinned and said nothing, but handed FM an arm-band. It was black; on one side was a yellow star with a Z in it. On the other side was the Irken logo. "Your official bouncer attire."
"Nice," FM said, putting it on. "Am I the only one with this?"
"No, the other bouncers are getting them too."
"Like who?"
"Like me," came a new voice, and a monkey growl.
It was another female, who wore fishnet arm warmers, the Doom tee, long sleeved trench coat, knee high boots and black pants. A skull necklace, a top hat and 5 rings on each hand.
Ztar ran up and greeted the girl in a hug. "Bast-chan, you made it!!"
Invader Bast gave Ztar a toothy grin. "I wouldn't miss this! Expecially if there's a chance I get to break up a fight!!"
ztar nodded. "And if someone tries to crash the place, you can beat the crap out of them."
Bast laughed. "Even better."
"Why don't you two get acquainted..." Ztar nodded, indicating FM and Bast, "since you two'll be working together. Hate to suond rude, but I'd better go outside. I think I hear the Voot Runners landing..."
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AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! Sorry so short, but this is all the time I have for today, so I had to cut chapter one a little short.But, look at it this way: Chapter one's shortness will make me have to write more... ::realizes that more fic is a better thing for the readers than herself:: Eh heh...
Chapter two will feature the arrival of all the Invaders and members of Irken society, and I might squeeze another human in there, too! Who knows?!
But please, please please please please PLEASE don't hurt me if you don't make it into chapter 2. I PROMISE that EVERYONE *will* get to jump out and say surprise when Zim arrives with his many escorts. Unless you want to arrive late. ::shrugs:: maybe you do. But if not, then be patient with me. I can only type so fast. @_@
