A/N This was origanally supposed to be a stand alone thing, unless someone could tell me what to do next. Well, guess what?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?! NOBODY GAVE ME ANY IDEAS!!!!!!!!! SO I'm just going to use this as a w/b buster. Anything that pops into my head will be written down and posted! If you don't like it, that's your pb, because you didn't send me any usable ideas!! (No offense to anyone who writes a reveiw giving me a really good idea right after I post this. If I don't get to it before I post this chapter, it's just a mistake, and I might rewrite it to use your idea!!!)
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When Harry got down to the Common Room that morning, Hermione was sitting on a sofa, writing on a bit of parchment. She was facing the fire, so she didn't see him walk up behind her.

"Have you already finished breakfast?" he asked, marvaling in her ability to wake up earlier then him (which was actually quite difficult).

"No, I was waiting for you, actually," she replied as she jumped about a foot in the air and quickly stuffed her paper into her bag.

She didn't stuff it fast enough, however, for Ron had followed Harry down the stairs and snatched the piece of parchment out of Hermione's hand.

"What's this?" he crowed as he held it over her head.

"Ron! No! Give it back! Do not read that!!" Hermione screamed.

"Is it a poem to your beloved?" his face suddenly changed to a look of shock as he read the words written on it.

"What?" said Harry curiously. He took the paper from Ron, who was in a state of complete shock.

"Harryy don't read that!" cautioned Ron.

"How bad can it possibly..." his voice trailed off as he read the paper. All color suddenly drained out of his face. "This," Harry breathed, "cannot....be....happening."

"Oh dear," sighed Hermione(AN She isn't calling Harry dear), as she sank to a couch. "This isn't what you think."

"What do you think I think?" asked Harry.

"Well," stammered Hermione. "That I love Ron, of course. It's a poem written to Ron."

"No?" gasped Harry, in mock surprise. "It's quite good poetry, no matter who it's to."

Hermione couldn't answer, as Ron had just pulled her into a vveeeerry passionate kiss.

"HERMIONE GRANGER!!!!!!!!!" screamed Lavender Brown from the top of the stairs. "WHEN I CATCH YOU, SERIOUS BODILY DAMAGE WILL BE DONE TO YOU!!!!!! I TOLD YOU TO PROOFREAD THAT POEM, NOT TAKE THE CREDIT FOR IT!!!"

Hermione managed to pull out of Ron's grasp. She took a step back, very breathless, and slapped him as hard as she possibly could. "ARE YOU HAPPY LAV?" she yelled up the stairs. "I DIDN'T ASK FOR HIM TO KISS ME!! HE GRABBED THE POEM, AND JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS!"

"HOW DARE YOU?!?" screamed Lavender "HOW DARE YOU HURT HIM??"

"He kissed me!" Hermione shreeked in indignation. "What was I supposed to do?"

"I don't know!!"

Ron and Harry left the common room to go down to breakfast. To, 'Let them kill each other in peace.' as Ron said.

Lavender seemed to calm down suddenly. "So, did you finish proofreading it?"

"Yeah," answered Hermione, just as calmly. "I made a few changes on the fifth and sixth lines, they were a little wobbly. Your sentance structure is good, but the spelling could use a bit of work. The first line needs to be drastically changed as well, judging on Ron's take on it. Other then that, it's ready for a final copy."

"Do you think he'll like it?" asked Lavender nervously.

"He'll love it," assured Hermione. "I'm sure you'll get the same reaction I did."

"That is some powerful poetry," said Lav. "You should've seen the look on Harry's face when Ron kissed you. I think he was jelous. He likes you!" she giggled.

"No he doesn't," insisted Hermione, though inside she was jumping for joy at the thought that Harry could like her *that way*.

"Harry and Hermione sitting in a car," started Lav.

"Lavender Brown, don't you dare!" warned Hermione, eyes flashing dangerously.

"Oh, all right," sighed Lav. "I won't."

She kept her promise all the way down to breakfast.

When they got halfway to the Gryffindor table, Lavender broke into song.

"HARRY AND HERMI," she started, yelling to get everyone's attention.

"Oh no Lav. Please don't." wailed Hermione, covering her face.

Lav just smiled evilly and said, in a quieter voice, which none the less carried all the way across the hall,

Harry and Hermi sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love. Then come marraige.
Then comes a baby in a baby carraige!

Harry and Hermi, sitting in a gutter,
Eatin' peanut butter!
Kissing each other!

Then, for her final piece, she screeched,

HARRY AND HERMIONE!
SITTING IN A CAR!!!
ARE THEY NAKED?????
YES, THEY ARE!!!!!!

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!" screamed Hermione as everyone began to cheer Lavender's performance.

Lavender was bowing to the four house tables, and didn't notice Hermione running towards her. When she finally looked up, she began screaming bloody murder, and running away from Hermione as fast as she could. As she looked behind her to see if she had lost Hermione, she ran into something very warm, very soft, and very mad.

"Hi Harry," she said weakly. He stood with his arms folded, robes fitting his fit physique perfectly. His famous green eyes were presently looking at her in a way that made her want to run and hide, which she found rather sexy.

Lav took a deep breath and called out, "I can see why you think he's so hot, Hermione!!! He's an absolute dream boat, just like you said!" But her voice trailed off at the look on Harry's face.

"I thank you for the kind asessment of my looks, Lavender, but it was uncalled-for. Thirty points fromm Gryffindor. You did not need to embarass Hermione like that. It was very rude. I wouldn't blame her if she never spoke to you again. So I'm sure you'll understand that I am considerably put out at the moment." before Lav could pointout how badly that simple phrase could be interpreted, he added, "I didn't mean it like that, and you know it."

Harry reached down and pulled her to her feet. "Go eat your breakfast. You'll be late for the Graduation Ceremony as it is, seeing as how it'll take you fourteen hours to get yourself presentable, and we only have twelve hours to go. It's at seven thirty, remember?"

Lavender blushed. "I deserved that," she muttered.

"Yes you did," agreed Harry. "Now. Go. Eat. Your. Breakfast." he said, emphisizing every word.

"Yes oh Grandest of all Head Boys," said Lavender as she went to her seat.

"And don't you forget it!" called Harry over his shoulder, as he went to go find Hermione, who had mysteriously disappeared. He thought he knew where she was. There was only one place she went where she thought no one could find her. The Astronomy Tower....
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OK. The second chappie is done. This thing flew way off course, but that's ok, seeing s how it's my fic!!!

Seriously though, I really hope you liked it. I promise to try to get another couple of chapters up this month. Sorry for the long weight on the second chap.

It's late and I'm really tired, so I only have time for one thank you, and here it is:

Gary Skinner-I have just one thing to say: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! Gary Skinner actually read my story!!!!! You helped Fae write two of my favorite stories!!!! I really hope you read my other stories!!!