Chad: I don't own zoids. Enough of the disclaimer. Let's get on with the
ceremony!
The time had come at last. Everyone was gathered in the church. Bit and Leena stood side by side at the stand while the judge had almost finished his speech. (Chad: "So I can't remember what they say at weddings! Shoot me!" Jecht: "Can I be of assistance?" Chad: "Shaddup Jecht.")
"Do you, Bit cloud, take this girl to be your lawfully wedded wife? To love and to cherish, till death to you part?"
"I do." Bit said nervously.
"And do you, Leena Toros take this man, to be your lawfully wedded husband? To love and to cherish, till death do you part?"
"You betcha." Leena said. The judge sweatdropped.
"Then with the power invested in me, I now pronounce you~"
BOOM!!!!
Without warning, the ceiling of the church exploded open. Leena screamed and Bit instantly shielded her from the falling debris. Everyone else ran for cover.
"WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!" Bit yelled as he looked up at the hole. When the smoke cleared, a huge Gojulas peered through the roof. It's head moved towards the couple.
"BIT CLOUD!! RELINQUISH YOUR HANDS FROM MY LEENA!!!" A voice yelled from the Gojulas at an incredible volume.
"Harry?! What are you doing?!" Leena screamed.
"Leena my sweet! Never fear! Your Prince is here to save you!" Harry said jumping down from the Gojulas' cockpit.
"Save me!? Save me from what!?! Get the hell outta here! Your ruining my wedding!!!" Leena screamed.
"W.what? You mean..you actually want to.MARRY HIM?!"
"Very clever Einstein!" Leena said, trying to stop herself from killing him. Harry looked just plain stunned. He then snapped his fingers and pointed at Bit.
"i.I know! This..this must be some kinda power that ultimate X pilot's have! That's gotta be it! Leena! He's controlling your mind!! Try to snap outta it!" Harry yelled.
"Gee, you have an excuse for everything doncha Harry?" Bit said sarcastically. Harry then turned around and started strangling Bit.
"RELEASE HER TENDER MIND FROM YOUR EVIL CLUTCHES CLOUD!! OR I'LL DO IT MANUALLY!!" He said as Bit tried to get his hands of his neck. Suddenly, Harry got kicked in the side by Leena. He lost his grip on Bit's neck and crashed into the church wall. Leena bent down to see if her fiancee was still breathing.
"Bit! Are you all right?!" She said hugging him tightly.
"'hack' Yeah I'm all right." Bit said standing up.
Harry wiped his bloody nose and growled at the site of Leena hugging Bit. He reached into his pocket and pressed a button on a remote. Without warning, Harry's gojulas released a smokescreen into the church. Everyone was soon coughing and completely in the dark. Harry somehow managed to get back into the cockpit. The gojulas made a swipe at Bit and Leena. It grabbed Bit and pulled it towards it's jaws. Bit struggled to get free, but to no avail. The Gojulas cockpit opened and Harry walked up to Bit's face.
"So, thought you could force my girl to marry a slime like you?? I don't think so Mr. Cloud. Once I take care of you, my sweet pumpkin's mind will be free and we'll be together again! (Laughs insanely.)"
Suddenly, Something knocked the Gojulas off it's feet and sent Harry tumbling back into the cockpit. Bit fell from the air and landed in the Liger zero Jager's cockpit. ("I love the Jager. That's why it's here insted of the basic zero.") The restraints lowered and Bit grasped the controls. The Gojulas regained it's composure and roared at the blue zoid. The Jager roared back and Bit tried to hold it back.
"Listen Harry, I don't want to fight you, but if your going to force me, I got no choice but to take you down!"
"Just try and stop me! You won't take my Leena away from me!!" Harry yelled as the Gojulas fired the mk. 2 cannons. The Jager ran away from the church and avoided the fire. It then turned around and charged the ion boosters. The Jager thrust forward at an insane speed toward the gojulas. Harry continued to fire at the Jager, missing of course.
Meanwhile, back at the ruined church, everyone was getting their bearings together, all except Leena who was shaking Sebastian quite violently.
"YOU METALLIC MORONS!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL HARRY ABOUT THIS!!" Leena yelled while crying anime style. Benjamin then intervened and pulled his robotic teammate out of her grasp.
"Leena! Sebastian and I never once told Harry about this! It's not our fault!"
"Well? How else would he have found out?! Can ya tell me?! HUH?!"
"Hmm. It might be that Harry listened the recording I left for people calling about the event." Doc said. All eyes turned to him. "What?Well, how was I supposed to know Harry would actually listen to something for once?! What do you expect me to do now?"
"Frankly Dad, I think you should run for cover." Leon said. Before Doc could ask why, he found himself being strangled by his daughter.
"Get em Liger! Strike laser claw!!" The Jager's paws glowed and jumped into the air. But before the strike laser claw could connect, Harry spun the Gojulas around and it tail whipped the Jager out of the air. It came crashing to the ground. Liger struggled to get back up.
"Not so tough now are you, huh Bit?!" Harry opened fire on the blue zoid and soon had it pinned to the ground. Harry stopped firing and the Gojulas walked over to the sparking downed Zoid. It aimed it's cannon at the cockpit and charged a mini particle cannon on the head. "It's over now!! Once you and your little ultimate X are out of commission, Leena will be free of your dastardly power and we'll spend the rest of our happy lives together! You lose Bit!!" Bit managed to sit up in the cockpit. He then imagined the site of Harry and Leena getting married, and frankly, it was revolting.
"Ugh.. No way Harry!!" Bit opened the Ion boosters and slide along the ground, away from the Gojulas. The Jager got up on it's feet and made another charge for the gojulas. It charged up again for the strike laser claw and lunged at the Gojulas. Harry saw this coming and knocked it down again with another tail whip. The Jager tumbled to the ground and staggered a bit before regaining it's composure.
"You can keep charging all you want Bit! But your no match for the King of zoids, the Gojulas!!" Harry laughed as the Gojulas roared.
"Aw man! Okay, what now Liger?" Bit asked his mechanized companion. The Liger roared and a new screen came up on the monitor showing schematics for a new attack. "Super Sonic Strike?.. All right, LET'S DO IT!!" The Liger charged it's ion boosters and started running away from Harry. This attack need at least a few hundred feet to be used.
"What's the matter Bit? Finally realized your no match for me?"
"Hardly Harry." The Liger turned around and charged towards Harry at full speed. Harry smirked and ran towards the blue zoid.
"All right Liger! SUPER SONIC STRIKE!!" Bit hollered. The Jager's ion booster's glow went from bright blue to hot pink and the Armor went from Blue to a glowing yellow.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Harry yelled as the Jager ran towards him. He started panicking and started firing blindly. The yellow zoid then turned into a beam of light and shot right through the Gojulas. A second later, the beam turned back into the glowing Jager and stopped in a few miles away from Harry's zoid. The Gojulas toppled over with it's bottom half completely gone. The Jager returned to blue and it's roar echoed through the air.
"ALL RIGHT!!! WE DID IT!!" Bit yelled. Bit then stopped laughing and felt a little nauseous. The speed of the sonic strike was too much for his stomach to handle. He then fell back into the seat and grabbed a paper bag from the back of the cockpit. "Ugh. way too fast.. (censored)"
Back in the fallen Gojulas, Harry still couldn't have grasped the fact that he had lost. "I..I lost.Leena.. I couldn't save. couldn't save you. Leena.. I lost. Leena.."
A few hours later, a zoid battle commission whale king arrived. They took what was left of the Gojulas and took Harry into custody. Bit, Leon, and Doc (Who finally managed to calm Leena down.) watched as Harry was dragged crying into the whale king. Doc took a long hard look at Harry and frowned.
"Hmm. Whaddya think Bit? Should we press charges?" Doc asked. Bit stared at Doc for a second and then turned around. He looked at Harry for a while and couldn't help but feel sorry for the guy.
"Naw. I don't think we should. Poor guy's had enough I guess. Let's just send him back to his base."
"Think he'll be all right?" Leon asked.
"I don't know Leon. I don't know." Doc replied. Soon the Whale king was fully loaded and vanished into the sky.
Chad: "Now that Harry's been taken care of, what about the wedding? Will their BE a wedding? Find out in the next chapter."
Jecht: "Who ya kiddin? Of course theirs gonna be a wedding!"
Chad: "You numb skull!! Whyd ya go and tell them?!" (SLAP)
Jecht: "Cause they all ready know!" (SLAP)
(SLAP)
Jecht: "LISTEN YOU!"
Chad: "What?!" (extremely evil look)
Jecht: "Uh.. Nothing."
Chad: "Just what I thought." ^_^
The time had come at last. Everyone was gathered in the church. Bit and Leena stood side by side at the stand while the judge had almost finished his speech. (Chad: "So I can't remember what they say at weddings! Shoot me!" Jecht: "Can I be of assistance?" Chad: "Shaddup Jecht.")
"Do you, Bit cloud, take this girl to be your lawfully wedded wife? To love and to cherish, till death to you part?"
"I do." Bit said nervously.
"And do you, Leena Toros take this man, to be your lawfully wedded husband? To love and to cherish, till death do you part?"
"You betcha." Leena said. The judge sweatdropped.
"Then with the power invested in me, I now pronounce you~"
BOOM!!!!
Without warning, the ceiling of the church exploded open. Leena screamed and Bit instantly shielded her from the falling debris. Everyone else ran for cover.
"WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!" Bit yelled as he looked up at the hole. When the smoke cleared, a huge Gojulas peered through the roof. It's head moved towards the couple.
"BIT CLOUD!! RELINQUISH YOUR HANDS FROM MY LEENA!!!" A voice yelled from the Gojulas at an incredible volume.
"Harry?! What are you doing?!" Leena screamed.
"Leena my sweet! Never fear! Your Prince is here to save you!" Harry said jumping down from the Gojulas' cockpit.
"Save me!? Save me from what!?! Get the hell outta here! Your ruining my wedding!!!" Leena screamed.
"W.what? You mean..you actually want to.MARRY HIM?!"
"Very clever Einstein!" Leena said, trying to stop herself from killing him. Harry looked just plain stunned. He then snapped his fingers and pointed at Bit.
"i.I know! This..this must be some kinda power that ultimate X pilot's have! That's gotta be it! Leena! He's controlling your mind!! Try to snap outta it!" Harry yelled.
"Gee, you have an excuse for everything doncha Harry?" Bit said sarcastically. Harry then turned around and started strangling Bit.
"RELEASE HER TENDER MIND FROM YOUR EVIL CLUTCHES CLOUD!! OR I'LL DO IT MANUALLY!!" He said as Bit tried to get his hands of his neck. Suddenly, Harry got kicked in the side by Leena. He lost his grip on Bit's neck and crashed into the church wall. Leena bent down to see if her fiancee was still breathing.
"Bit! Are you all right?!" She said hugging him tightly.
"'hack' Yeah I'm all right." Bit said standing up.
Harry wiped his bloody nose and growled at the site of Leena hugging Bit. He reached into his pocket and pressed a button on a remote. Without warning, Harry's gojulas released a smokescreen into the church. Everyone was soon coughing and completely in the dark. Harry somehow managed to get back into the cockpit. The gojulas made a swipe at Bit and Leena. It grabbed Bit and pulled it towards it's jaws. Bit struggled to get free, but to no avail. The Gojulas cockpit opened and Harry walked up to Bit's face.
"So, thought you could force my girl to marry a slime like you?? I don't think so Mr. Cloud. Once I take care of you, my sweet pumpkin's mind will be free and we'll be together again! (Laughs insanely.)"
Suddenly, Something knocked the Gojulas off it's feet and sent Harry tumbling back into the cockpit. Bit fell from the air and landed in the Liger zero Jager's cockpit. ("I love the Jager. That's why it's here insted of the basic zero.") The restraints lowered and Bit grasped the controls. The Gojulas regained it's composure and roared at the blue zoid. The Jager roared back and Bit tried to hold it back.
"Listen Harry, I don't want to fight you, but if your going to force me, I got no choice but to take you down!"
"Just try and stop me! You won't take my Leena away from me!!" Harry yelled as the Gojulas fired the mk. 2 cannons. The Jager ran away from the church and avoided the fire. It then turned around and charged the ion boosters. The Jager thrust forward at an insane speed toward the gojulas. Harry continued to fire at the Jager, missing of course.
Meanwhile, back at the ruined church, everyone was getting their bearings together, all except Leena who was shaking Sebastian quite violently.
"YOU METALLIC MORONS!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL HARRY ABOUT THIS!!" Leena yelled while crying anime style. Benjamin then intervened and pulled his robotic teammate out of her grasp.
"Leena! Sebastian and I never once told Harry about this! It's not our fault!"
"Well? How else would he have found out?! Can ya tell me?! HUH?!"
"Hmm. It might be that Harry listened the recording I left for people calling about the event." Doc said. All eyes turned to him. "What?Well, how was I supposed to know Harry would actually listen to something for once?! What do you expect me to do now?"
"Frankly Dad, I think you should run for cover." Leon said. Before Doc could ask why, he found himself being strangled by his daughter.
"Get em Liger! Strike laser claw!!" The Jager's paws glowed and jumped into the air. But before the strike laser claw could connect, Harry spun the Gojulas around and it tail whipped the Jager out of the air. It came crashing to the ground. Liger struggled to get back up.
"Not so tough now are you, huh Bit?!" Harry opened fire on the blue zoid and soon had it pinned to the ground. Harry stopped firing and the Gojulas walked over to the sparking downed Zoid. It aimed it's cannon at the cockpit and charged a mini particle cannon on the head. "It's over now!! Once you and your little ultimate X are out of commission, Leena will be free of your dastardly power and we'll spend the rest of our happy lives together! You lose Bit!!" Bit managed to sit up in the cockpit. He then imagined the site of Harry and Leena getting married, and frankly, it was revolting.
"Ugh.. No way Harry!!" Bit opened the Ion boosters and slide along the ground, away from the Gojulas. The Jager got up on it's feet and made another charge for the gojulas. It charged up again for the strike laser claw and lunged at the Gojulas. Harry saw this coming and knocked it down again with another tail whip. The Jager tumbled to the ground and staggered a bit before regaining it's composure.
"You can keep charging all you want Bit! But your no match for the King of zoids, the Gojulas!!" Harry laughed as the Gojulas roared.
"Aw man! Okay, what now Liger?" Bit asked his mechanized companion. The Liger roared and a new screen came up on the monitor showing schematics for a new attack. "Super Sonic Strike?.. All right, LET'S DO IT!!" The Liger charged it's ion boosters and started running away from Harry. This attack need at least a few hundred feet to be used.
"What's the matter Bit? Finally realized your no match for me?"
"Hardly Harry." The Liger turned around and charged towards Harry at full speed. Harry smirked and ran towards the blue zoid.
"All right Liger! SUPER SONIC STRIKE!!" Bit hollered. The Jager's ion booster's glow went from bright blue to hot pink and the Armor went from Blue to a glowing yellow.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Harry yelled as the Jager ran towards him. He started panicking and started firing blindly. The yellow zoid then turned into a beam of light and shot right through the Gojulas. A second later, the beam turned back into the glowing Jager and stopped in a few miles away from Harry's zoid. The Gojulas toppled over with it's bottom half completely gone. The Jager returned to blue and it's roar echoed through the air.
"ALL RIGHT!!! WE DID IT!!" Bit yelled. Bit then stopped laughing and felt a little nauseous. The speed of the sonic strike was too much for his stomach to handle. He then fell back into the seat and grabbed a paper bag from the back of the cockpit. "Ugh. way too fast.. (censored)"
Back in the fallen Gojulas, Harry still couldn't have grasped the fact that he had lost. "I..I lost.Leena.. I couldn't save. couldn't save you. Leena.. I lost. Leena.."
A few hours later, a zoid battle commission whale king arrived. They took what was left of the Gojulas and took Harry into custody. Bit, Leon, and Doc (Who finally managed to calm Leena down.) watched as Harry was dragged crying into the whale king. Doc took a long hard look at Harry and frowned.
"Hmm. Whaddya think Bit? Should we press charges?" Doc asked. Bit stared at Doc for a second and then turned around. He looked at Harry for a while and couldn't help but feel sorry for the guy.
"Naw. I don't think we should. Poor guy's had enough I guess. Let's just send him back to his base."
"Think he'll be all right?" Leon asked.
"I don't know Leon. I don't know." Doc replied. Soon the Whale king was fully loaded and vanished into the sky.
Chad: "Now that Harry's been taken care of, what about the wedding? Will their BE a wedding? Find out in the next chapter."
Jecht: "Who ya kiddin? Of course theirs gonna be a wedding!"
Chad: "You numb skull!! Whyd ya go and tell them?!" (SLAP)
Jecht: "Cause they all ready know!" (SLAP)
(SLAP)
Jecht: "LISTEN YOU!"
Chad: "What?!" (extremely evil look)
Jecht: "Uh.. Nothing."
Chad: "Just what I thought." ^_^
