ENDER's MEETS POKEMON!!! XENOCIDE 2!!!(for pokemon haters only)
After Val and Miro left to search for a new planet where the humans, piggies, and buggers
could live together as one nation, they stumbled upon a planet that contained many odd creatures.
They were soooooooooooooooooo stupid looking, and sooooooooooooooooooooo stupid. After all, their
heads didn't have a brain and they could only say one stupid word, which varied from creature
to creature
"GEEK-O-MON" said one stuuuuuupid creatrue who was big and fat, with it's.
"YEASEjrishflhjs-mon"Said another dumb thing that had it's intestines falling out of its mouth
"THESE CREATURES ARE STUUUPID AND ANNOYING!!!" Val yelled. "I SAY WE BLAST THEIR BRAINS OUT"
"They don't have any brains."Said Miro.
"They don't even meet the requirements of an ORGANISM!!!", Val yelled at a stupid creature!
"This does look like a suitable planet. Lets tell Every1 back at home to come here."
So they sent a message off by ansible...
...They were never heard of or seen again!
A few minutes later: Ender, Valentine, Quara, and Ela arrive @ This new planet!
Ender:What are all these stupid things.
Valentine: They look stupid.
Ela:I'm not even sure if they can think. Let me run some tests on them..
(Ela goes off)
Quara: Where are Val and Miro?
Valentine: Don't know. I'll go look for them.
Ender: These things are stooopid and annoying. I think I should just start shooting them!
Quara: Wait, how can we know whether or not we can communicate with them?
Ender: Stoopid things are stoopid, stoopid things shall DIE!!
Quara(Stands in front of a stupid-mon): NO I SHALL NOT LET YOU DO THIS
...However, It was too late. If Quara hadn't stepped in from of the stoopid stupid-mon,
Because at that moment, Ender pressed a button on the automatic-self-destructer-of-stupid-creatures weapon
Ender: Its a good thing I brought this automatic-self-destructer-of-stupid-creatures weapon.
Quara: YOU KILLED THEM!!!
Ender: Well, It proves they are stupid
(Ela returns)
Ela: You used the automatic-self-destructer-of-stupid-creatures weapon?
Ender: Yep!
Ela: Guess that means they were stupid!
(Valentine)
Valentine:Hey, you guys, I found Val and Miro! This planet is perfect for the piggies, us humans, and the buggers...Come see
what I mean!!!
(...OK, I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID THEY WERE NEVER SEEN AGAIN)
Quara: We're coming!!!
Finne!
PLEASE REVIEW!!! I'D like to know how many ppl read my stories!
After Val and Miro left to search for a new planet where the humans, piggies, and buggers
could live together as one nation, they stumbled upon a planet that contained many odd creatures.
They were soooooooooooooooooo stupid looking, and sooooooooooooooooooooo stupid. After all, their
heads didn't have a brain and they could only say one stupid word, which varied from creature
to creature
"GEEK-O-MON" said one stuuuuuupid creatrue who was big and fat, with it's.
"YEASEjrishflhjs-mon"Said another dumb thing that had it's intestines falling out of its mouth
"THESE CREATURES ARE STUUUPID AND ANNOYING!!!" Val yelled. "I SAY WE BLAST THEIR BRAINS OUT"
"They don't have any brains."Said Miro.
"They don't even meet the requirements of an ORGANISM!!!", Val yelled at a stupid creature!
"This does look like a suitable planet. Lets tell Every1 back at home to come here."
So they sent a message off by ansible...
...They were never heard of or seen again!
A few minutes later: Ender, Valentine, Quara, and Ela arrive @ This new planet!
Ender:What are all these stupid things.
Valentine: They look stupid.
Ela:I'm not even sure if they can think. Let me run some tests on them..
(Ela goes off)
Quara: Where are Val and Miro?
Valentine: Don't know. I'll go look for them.
Ender: These things are stooopid and annoying. I think I should just start shooting them!
Quara: Wait, how can we know whether or not we can communicate with them?
Ender: Stoopid things are stoopid, stoopid things shall DIE!!
Quara(Stands in front of a stupid-mon): NO I SHALL NOT LET YOU DO THIS
...However, It was too late. If Quara hadn't stepped in from of the stoopid stupid-mon,
Because at that moment, Ender pressed a button on the automatic-self-destructer-of-stupid-creatures weapon
Ender: Its a good thing I brought this automatic-self-destructer-of-stupid-creatures weapon.
Quara: YOU KILLED THEM!!!
Ender: Well, It proves they are stupid
(Ela returns)
Ela: You used the automatic-self-destructer-of-stupid-creatures weapon?
Ender: Yep!
Ela: Guess that means they were stupid!
(Valentine)
Valentine:Hey, you guys, I found Val and Miro! This planet is perfect for the piggies, us humans, and the buggers...Come see
what I mean!!!
(...OK, I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID THEY WERE NEVER SEEN AGAIN)
Quara: We're coming!!!
Finne!
PLEASE REVIEW!!! I'D like to know how many ppl read my stories!
