Author's note: Hi! This is one of my humorous none serious type of story.
It is in no way connected to my other stories so Tilkate or Keel won't be
in it.
Link sat in his room reading an invitation to Zelda's open house party.
Link: Open house party? Cool! I'm going.
Link walks to Zelda's castle.
Link: Hi, Zelda!
Zelda: Hi, Link. The others will be here soon.
Link: Cool.
Princess Ruto walks into the castle.
Ruto: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Link: 0_0! Yikes! Ruto!
Ruto: Hiya, Link baby.
Zelda: 0_o? Errrrrr…..Ruto, how about you set the tables.
Ruto in whinny voice: But I wanna stay here with Link!
Zelda: Beat it, fish face!
Ruto: Alright, fine!
Link: Whew!
????: Hey Link!!
Link turns around to see Malon and Saria.
Link: 0_0! Yikes!
?????: Hey yall!
Zelda: Who's she?
???: I'm Linkgirl.
Link: Ahhhhhhh! Another female!
Zelda: Linkgirl? Does that mean there's more competition?
Linkgirl: No! I just think Link is cool. That's all.
Ruto: Yeah right!
Zelda: How did you get here? I said Hylians, Gorons, Zoras, Gerudo and Kakariko.
Linkgirl: I'm the author. I invited myself.
Zelda: Oh okay.
Link: Is there gonna be any guys here my age?
Zelda: Yeah, Darunia, Ganondorf,….
Everyone besides Zelda: o_0?! Ganondorf?!
Zelda: Yeah, and Skullkid, Rauru, Mido,….
Link: Ugh! Mido!
Zelda: And that's it!
Link: Ummmmm, Zel, how exactly are these people my age?
Zelda: Um, Link, why do you ask pointless questions?
Link: Because I want to.
Zelda: Why?
Link: I'm the Hero of Time and I can ask as many pointless questions I want!
Zelda: Just because you're the Hero of Time doesn't mean you can ask pointless questions.
Link: How about this. I'm the hottest guy in the world and every girl wants to date me!
Ruto with hearts in her eyes: You sure are.
Linkgirl: How about some music?
Zelda: Yeah!
Zelda puts in Nsync CD.
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Boy bands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone but Link starts singing to Nsync music.
Link then grabs his sword and destroys the CD player.
Zelda: Hey! Now you gotta pay me 200 rupees!
Link: Ugh fine **hands Zelda rupees**
Linkgirl: Let's play a video game!
Zelda: Yeah!
Linkgirl and Zelda then play Super Smash Brothers: Melee.
Zelda: I'll pick myself. Who are you playing as?
Linkgirl: Link.
Zelda: Are you obsessed with him?!
Linkgirl: No, he just kicks butt better than you.
Zelda is offended.
Zelda: I resent that.
Linkgirl: Oh too bad.
Zelda: That's it! You're goin' down, girl!
Linkgirl: Bring it on.
Zelda and Link girl play for an hour. Everyone besides Linkgirl and Zelda fall asleep.
Linkgirl: We played forty times! I won twenty times and you won twenty times.
Zelda: Rematch!
Link wakes up.
Link: No more! I can't stand seeing myself get beat up by Zelda!
Linkgirl: Ugh fine!
Doorbell rings.
Zelda: Oh more guests!
Rauru, Darunia, Mido and Ganondorf walk in.
Rauru: Hi! I'm hungry, where's the snacks?
Link: You're always hungry.
Rauru: I know.
Ganondorf: Hi, Dork of Time!
Link: Hello, pickle head!
Everyone besides Ganondorf laughs.
Ganondorf: -_-
Ruto and Malon: Teehee!
Link: Why do they always laugh that way?
Door bell rings again and Skull Kid and Jyu walks in.
Skull Kid who is wearing Majora's Mask: Hi!
Everyone besides Skull Kid and Jyu: 0_0! Yikes!
Link: I thought you weren't gonna wear that demon mask anymore!
Skull Kid and Jyu: **laughs**
Jyu: I knew they'd fall for it!
Link: 0_o?
Skull Kid: It's a replica fool!
Zelda: Oh.
Link with sheepish look: I knew that.
Zelda: Sure. Anyway, let's get the party started!
A/N: Don't worry, it's only the first chapter. Chapter 2 will be better.
Link sat in his room reading an invitation to Zelda's open house party.
Link: Open house party? Cool! I'm going.
Link walks to Zelda's castle.
Link: Hi, Zelda!
Zelda: Hi, Link. The others will be here soon.
Link: Cool.
Princess Ruto walks into the castle.
Ruto: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Link: 0_0! Yikes! Ruto!
Ruto: Hiya, Link baby.
Zelda: 0_o? Errrrrr…..Ruto, how about you set the tables.
Ruto in whinny voice: But I wanna stay here with Link!
Zelda: Beat it, fish face!
Ruto: Alright, fine!
Link: Whew!
????: Hey Link!!
Link turns around to see Malon and Saria.
Link: 0_0! Yikes!
?????: Hey yall!
Zelda: Who's she?
???: I'm Linkgirl.
Link: Ahhhhhhh! Another female!
Zelda: Linkgirl? Does that mean there's more competition?
Linkgirl: No! I just think Link is cool. That's all.
Ruto: Yeah right!
Zelda: How did you get here? I said Hylians, Gorons, Zoras, Gerudo and Kakariko.
Linkgirl: I'm the author. I invited myself.
Zelda: Oh okay.
Link: Is there gonna be any guys here my age?
Zelda: Yeah, Darunia, Ganondorf,….
Everyone besides Zelda: o_0?! Ganondorf?!
Zelda: Yeah, and Skullkid, Rauru, Mido,….
Link: Ugh! Mido!
Zelda: And that's it!
Link: Ummmmm, Zel, how exactly are these people my age?
Zelda: Um, Link, why do you ask pointless questions?
Link: Because I want to.
Zelda: Why?
Link: I'm the Hero of Time and I can ask as many pointless questions I want!
Zelda: Just because you're the Hero of Time doesn't mean you can ask pointless questions.
Link: How about this. I'm the hottest guy in the world and every girl wants to date me!
Ruto with hearts in her eyes: You sure are.
Linkgirl: How about some music?
Zelda: Yeah!
Zelda puts in Nsync CD.
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Boy bands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone but Link starts singing to Nsync music.
Link then grabs his sword and destroys the CD player.
Zelda: Hey! Now you gotta pay me 200 rupees!
Link: Ugh fine **hands Zelda rupees**
Linkgirl: Let's play a video game!
Zelda: Yeah!
Linkgirl and Zelda then play Super Smash Brothers: Melee.
Zelda: I'll pick myself. Who are you playing as?
Linkgirl: Link.
Zelda: Are you obsessed with him?!
Linkgirl: No, he just kicks butt better than you.
Zelda is offended.
Zelda: I resent that.
Linkgirl: Oh too bad.
Zelda: That's it! You're goin' down, girl!
Linkgirl: Bring it on.
Zelda and Link girl play for an hour. Everyone besides Linkgirl and Zelda fall asleep.
Linkgirl: We played forty times! I won twenty times and you won twenty times.
Zelda: Rematch!
Link wakes up.
Link: No more! I can't stand seeing myself get beat up by Zelda!
Linkgirl: Ugh fine!
Doorbell rings.
Zelda: Oh more guests!
Rauru, Darunia, Mido and Ganondorf walk in.
Rauru: Hi! I'm hungry, where's the snacks?
Link: You're always hungry.
Rauru: I know.
Ganondorf: Hi, Dork of Time!
Link: Hello, pickle head!
Everyone besides Ganondorf laughs.
Ganondorf: -_-
Ruto and Malon: Teehee!
Link: Why do they always laugh that way?
Door bell rings again and Skull Kid and Jyu walks in.
Skull Kid who is wearing Majora's Mask: Hi!
Everyone besides Skull Kid and Jyu: 0_0! Yikes!
Link: I thought you weren't gonna wear that demon mask anymore!
Skull Kid and Jyu: **laughs**
Jyu: I knew they'd fall for it!
Link: 0_o?
Skull Kid: It's a replica fool!
Zelda: Oh.
Link with sheepish look: I knew that.
Zelda: Sure. Anyway, let's get the party started!
A/N: Don't worry, it's only the first chapter. Chapter 2 will be better.
