Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda or its characters.

He's Mine

Link awoke in his Market place apartment and began his morning routine. He was eating his breakfast when the mail came he does not usually get mail but today he did, one letter. "It's from Zelda." he said to himself as ripped open the letter. He read allowed to himself:

"Her Majesty, Queen Zelda, has invited you, Link, to join her at the palace for her 17th Birthday Party. The Party shall be held at noon tomorrow. Please meet in front of the gates and you shall be lead in by guards promptly at noon.

Sincerely,

Zelda"

"Okay, then I better go get a gift for her." Link said to himself.

Link walked into the market and searched practically every stall and shop until he came to one selling dress gloves. The sign on the little booth said

Triforce Gloves: 10 rupees per pair

Personalized Triforce Gloves: 20 rupees per pair

"Hmmmmmmm" Link thought to himself "These will be perfect."

"I'll take one pair of personalized white gloves please" he said to the man behind the booth. It took only ten minutes for the man to personalize the gloves with Zelda's name. Then Link headed home to wrap the gift.

The Next day Link got up and got ready for the party. He got there with enough time to talk to the other partiers. He noticed right away that he was the only guy. There was Malon, Ruto, Saria, and Nabouru. He said his hellos to all of them and then the gaurd came to lead them in. The party was set in a large yard with a pool. There was a table for gifts that Link set his upon. Link sat down at a large round table with the others. The sound of trumpets suddenly rang in his long ears. He looked up and saw that Zelda was approaching. As she came closer they all rose and in unison said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZELDA!" "Thank You, Thank You all." Zelda said. Servants started to pass out bathing suits. "This is a pool party so there are some changing rooms over there" she pointed to some gray stalls in the back corner of the yard, "So lets all get changed and get in that pool." she said. Everyone got up changed and got in the pool and were soon playing a game of water volleyball. A little bell rang and Zelda said "Time for lunch" they all got out and head toward the table they all ate and then they opened presents.

Link sat very still as Zelda opened his, Zelda screamed in joy when she saw the gloves. She immediately jumped on Link knocking them both back on his chair and started kissing him all over, her wet body against his, her trying to remove his trunks whispering "Now I know he loves me and I love him, oh goddesses I want him right hear right now!" then in just a second there was a scream from Zelda and she was gone, she was no longer on him. Link looked over and saw a very angry mob of girls all fighting. Link sat up dazed, he knew all the girls had these weird little crushes on him but he never knew it was this bad. Then a hand grabbed his arm and he got pulled into the mob just as he saw guards racing toward the scene.