I do not own Zelda or its characters.
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Link woke to the sound or rushing water and realized immediately that he was in Zoras domain. He blinked and look around he saw he was behind the waterfall with........ RUTO!!!!!!!!
"What am I doing here?" and he suddenly realized that he was naked and tied to a pole. "WHAT IN THE HELL?"
"Calm down my love," Ruto said stepping closer, "Those savage girls they knocked you out while trying to remove you trunks, so I grabbed you swam to the bottom of the pool pulled the emergency drain plug and swam us here. Now we can be alone!" Link was about to say something when she covered his mouth with her hand and proceeded to kiss him and massage him. She was just about to pleasure herself with him when there was a part in the waterfall. Nabarou stood there. Then she shout out "Come on girls get her I feel like a fish fry." at that seven Gerdu guards ran in spears raised charging at Ruto. Ruto raised her hands and screamed "AAAhhhhhhh, Help Me!!" the waterfall changed course and stunned the Gerdus for a few seconds then seven Zoras grabbed them from behind and dragged them into the water and they began to fight. Nabarou looked at her guards and then at Ruto, she lept at Ruto screaming "LINK IS MINE BITCH!!!!" she began to beat, punch, and kick Ruto. Ruto fell back and on to a torch she yelped and the threw it at Nabarou. Nabarou craftily ducked and it flew over next to Link. Link saw this and shimmied around on the pole until he felt the warmth on his hands and in a few moments he was free. He looked at the fighting women shrugged and then jumped in the water and swam to freedom.
Link decided to take the Lost Woods to his old tree house hoping he would find some temporary clothes. He was almost there when suddenly four vines flung out from four different trees binding him. Then they tightened suspending him two feet above the ground. Then he saw in the corner of his eye Saria approaching on a floating leaf. "Ah, my dear Link," she said brushing her hand against his cheek, "You belong to me now!" she began to feel every part of his muscular body. "Please don't........." Link started before a large vine wrapped around his head gagging him. "I have wanted you since I first saw you, and now I will have you!" she dropped her green tunic of her body and pulled herself on to Link. At that very second there was a mass clucking sound and hundreds of cuccoos piled into the woods, followed by the clicking of a horse's shoes. Saria dropped her self back on to her leaf and zoomed towards a Malon on horse back. The cuccoos snapped the vines and Link fell to the ground, he began to run. He ran out of the Lost Woods and to his tree house found spare clothes, threw them on and ran, he ran towards his Market place apartment. Then he heard it the sound of hooves beating the ground. Then there was a lasso around his right leg and he was being dragged. He looked and saw it was Malon on Epona. He continued to be dragged and he could see they were heading toward Lon Lon Ranch. Then suddenly they jumped a fence his head hit the fence and hit was out cold.
He woke up in a hot tub, he opened his eyes to see Malon in a rather revealing two piece suit. "Hello Link, are you ready to have some real fun?"
