I no own Zelda!
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Malon slowly lowered herself into the hot tub. She and Link made love as the bubbles massaged their bodies. And Link was the one leading the event. "What does this mean, does this mean that you like me?" she asked link. "Couldn't you tell?" he asked her. And that was the end of their conversation, on the count of that they were busy with "other things."
In the middle of the night while Link slept Nabarou and seven Gerdus crept through he open window and just as Link awoke to the rustle of their large pants they gagged him, and tied him up. They were heading toward the Gerdu Valley. As they went over the bridge Link shifted himself and the Gerdus dropped him and he rolled off the side and into the river beneath. Nabarou screamed, "You idiots you dropped him, go after him" and she kicked them over the bridge edge.
Link bobbed down the river and into Lake Hylia. As he wiggled himself free he saw the Gerdus not far up river he looked around for a place to hide. Luckily the Big Goran was just leaving the Lakeside Laboratory with more eye drops. "Please take me with you!" Link begged "anything for you brother," the Goran said and swooped him up in his big hand. They reached the mountains very fast and Link was soon in Goran City.
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Zelda had been watching practically Links every move and she felt was the perfect time to strike. "Impa go and bring Link back to me" she ordered. Impa did as she was ordered and went to Goran City. She found Link and hit him upside the head with a rock before he even knew that she was there. Impa instead of bringing Link to Zelda right away decided to have her way with him first. So she stopped in the Karaoke Village Inn. She got a room and right away started to undress Link. Link awoke looked at Impa and screamed bloody murder as he ran from the room.
Link ran out of the village and met face to face with Zelda. He immediately guessed that she was behind him waking up to see Impa. As she looked down at his half naked body, Link saw what was just leaving the castle. It was a black carriage, and it said in big white letters on the side: LON LON RANCH. He then looked back and met Zelda's eyes, "Oh.... Uh.....Hi....... uh.........Zelda......um.....I......uh.....I gotta go........um.......change....yea.....um....BYE!!!" Link said and ran off. He heard a couple of thumps and some mumbling and he looked back and saw Impa had run into Zelda knocking her over. Link ran and quickly jumped in to the back of the carriage. It took him all the way to Lon Lon Ranch. There he got out and walked into Malon's house. As he neared the kitchen he could hear Talon reprimanding his daughter. "I know what you did Malon, Ingo showed me a tape of you and Link in the hot tub, I almost had a damn heart attack. What in the hell were you thinking?" Talon said "Well I am sorry dad but Link and I have the same feelings for each other and........." Malon trailed off as Link walked into the kitchen and said "with all do respect sir I'd like to marry your daughter."
