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Sorry for the delay!
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After Link explained what had happened Malon was much more mad at those girls instead of Link. "Well..." Malon said "I guess we are going to have to be more careful on what we do, eh honey!?" "Uhhh, yeah I guess!" Link answered
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It was the middle of the ceremony and the priest just said "If there is anyone who protests to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace." As soon as he said those words Zelda popped up and said "I OBJECT!" then Ruto popped up "ME TOO!" and the Nabarou and the other Gerdus popped up and said "US TOO!" in unison then up popped Impa "I DO TOO!" she said "Impa!!" Zelda gasped in shock. "What?" Impa snapped "I can't always be watching your prissy ass all the time, I'd rather be watching Link!!!" "Oh, and by the way Zelda, Tell your daddy the King, that Pookiebear, said it is over!!!" As Zelda looked at Impa in shock, Impa continued "WHAT! You didn't think I was just getting paid rupees to watch bitchy self, Ohhhhhhh no, I was getting the Kings rupees too!" Zelda began to cry with the thought that Impa could be her mother! Then as Saria tried to jump up and say "I DO..." she was yoked back down by Mido "No you don't!" Mido said sharply. Malon shot Link a sharp glance and Link answered quickly "Hey, I didn't invite them!" Then Malon quickly turned and grabbed the priest by the throat and said "CONTINUE!" Link and Malon soon found themselves sharing a kiss that made them wed. They ran out into their carriage being chased by all the Link hungry women.
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Link and Malon were soon on their honeymoon in Goron City, being the only safe place. On the second week on there honeymoon the rapist women knew where Link was and were on the chase.
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Link awoke to the sound of Saria's ocrania and said "OH SHIT!" he ran out and saw all the Gorons dancing and Malon looking around at the women closing in, who were still after Link despite their marriage. As Saria got close, Malon suddenly kicked her in the head, the music stopped and the Gorons started to restrain the women. Malon quickly grabbed Link's arm and dragged him out. They caught a ride with Little Goron Link (whom had grown very, very large!) back to Lon Lon Ranch. And went into the safety of their new home. Malon then turned to Link and said out of breath, "We need a plan!" "I know." link said "But till then we are gunna have to avoid them."
Malon then nodded her head and walked across the room sat on the bed and began stroking as she said "But till then, we are still on our honeymoon." she then looked at Link with a lustful look in her eyes as she rose and began to undress Link as he undressed her. After there love making she massaged his manly hood, then he massaged her women hood.
Then suddenly there was a pounding at the door they both looked at the door and Talon's voice came from behind it "GODDESSES MALON, IT'S 2:30 IN THE FREAKIN MORNIN, AND I CAN HEAR YOU TO ALL THE WAY IN THE HOUSE, WITH THE DOOR CLOSED AND OVER THE SOUND OF INGO JACKING OFF AT YOUR HOT TUB VIDEO! NOW GO TO SLEEP!" and he walked away. Link then whispered to Malon before they went to sleep, "Malon tomorrow we have to check for hidden cameras around the house."
