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Oh my baby my baby she don`t want me know more!
Ever since she saw the "What?"shirt at that online store!
She says the stone Cold Stunner is really sexy.
She thinks he`s so darn disfunctional and generation xy.
She likes his bald head and wild eyed stare.
Yeah he`s her favorite wrestling multimillionair.
Oh my baby`s in love with stone Cold!
She`s so crazy about that Stone Cold!
This is really getting old.
Cause my baby`s in love with Stone Cold!
Well everytime I see him well he looks so grim.
I guess it must suck to be a ex-wrestler like him.
What a pain in his butt to have so much success.
Spending all his drinking and avoiding the press.
But my girl can`t get enough of his sullen demeanor.
Like he`s a big tortured genious and I`m some kind of weiner.
Oh my baby`s in love with stone Cold!
She`s so crazy about that Stone Cold!
This is really getting old.
Cause my baby`s in love with Stone Cold!
I think we were heading for disastor
when she caught me hanging out with The Undertaker.
Now she`s in love with that frustrated beer bellied spokesman for the word wrestling entertainment!
Well I don`t wish stone cold was killed by a bare.
And i don`t support Nature Boy Ric Flair.
And I just can`t compete with that power fame.
But i jsut can`t compete with that money and fame.
But I know that two can play at this kind of game.
Lets see if I can annoy her.
When I make out with Stacy Kiebler.
Oh my baby`s in love with stone Cold!
She`s so crazy about that Stone Cold!
This is really getting old.
Cause my baby`s in love with Stone Cold!

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Read and review fellow Stone Cold aholics!And apolgies to Steve Williams [he is stone cold]because he is really one of my fav wrestlers.We will miss you Steve!Please come back to wwe soon.Bye.Read and review or we won`t do it to you guys!Look out now for Pretty Fly For A Old Guy.Oh and this was orgional going to be "My Sister`s In love With Invader Zim"but that was stupid.