"Hello," Ganondorf was at the front gate.
"Hello, pregnant woman," the man said. "What's your name?"
"Uh…" Ganondorf thought. "Fina. Tanya Fina."
"You may enter."
After Ganondorf walked through the gate, Link tried to get in.
"Oh, no, this is your WORST disguise yet!" the man blocked Link off.
"WHAT?!" Link shouted angrily.
"Don't play dumb, Mr. Ganondork!"
"I'm not Ganondorf!"
"Riiiiiiight," the man said. "And I'm not George Washington!"
"But you're NOT George Washington!"
"Exactly! The man said. And you're not Ganondorf! You're Ganondork!"
"Did it ever occur to you that you pronounced his name wrong?"
"Nope," the man said confidently. "And it never will."
"Grrr…" Link started jumping around angrily.
"Oh," the man said. "So you ARE the dancing monkey! You may enter."
"Yah!"
Link and Navi walked onto the fair grounds.
"Ok, first we need the money," Link said. "Where's the stable?"
"There it is!" Navi said excitedly and pointed to an old run down shed.
The two approached the stable. Link reached out his hand. He had never talked to animals before. His fingertips slowly touched to the door. As they touched the door, it collapsed before his feet.
"I LOVE the fair!" Navi said excitedly.
They both walked inside.
"Who enters?" a voice asked.
A four-legged figure appeared from the shadows. It was a horse!
"Uh, I'm here to pick up the money for my aunts wake…" Link said.
"Ah," the horse nodded. "Come. I will take you to the master."
"Ok…" Link was getting nervous.
The horse led them to an elevator. He pushed the button on the very bottom. The elevator went down at top speed. Everybody hit the ceiling and stuck there. Link's skin seemed to be being pulled back off his face. Suddenly, WHAM! The elevator hit the bottom. And so did Link, Navi, and the horse.
"Well, I'm glad that's over," Link said.
"Oh, but it's just beginning," the horse said. "Hah! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"This guy's a freak…" Link whispered to Navi.
"Do not offend the county fair creatures!" Navi warned.
Suddenly, lava started oozing into the elevator. An opening appeared on the ceiling. Spikes suddenly stuck out of the walls. The elevator began to close in. All these things happening at once.
"What's happening?" Link cried.
"A fun house!" Navi said excitedly
Link jumped from spike to spike. Going straight up. The lava scorched his boots. The spikes tore his close. But he kept on going. He jumped! He got through the hole. Navi followed. They found the horse at the top.
"How'd you get up here?" Link asked.
"I have my ways…" the horse replied. "In any case you have fulfilled that task which opposed you thus you may speak to our lord."
"Coolio!" Navi said excitedly.
The horse looked at Navi. "Do we have bring that…that thing in with us?"
"Yeah, that's my partner."
"You poor boy…"
The three walked up to a door. It opened. The walked down a dark corridor only lit by occasional candles on the wall. After walking a long time, they found another.
"This is it," the horse said.
They approached the door. As they walked closer a screen appeared. It switched on. On the screen there was the face of a cow.
"Do not enter!" the cow said. "I am currently bathing! If you do, I will have your heads! And EAT them! Then digest them! And eat 'em again!"
"A cow?" Link said. "A cow is your lord?"
"Of course not!" the horse said. "That's totally ridiculous! This is our lord."
The horse walked in.
"Hey, that…that cow said we're not supposed to enter!" Link said.
"Hey is for horses…which I am," the horse chuckled.
"OK…" Link shrugged.
"Anyway, no one listens to the cow," the horse said. "He just tries to be the king."
Navi was just sitting there silently. After an hour, she said "So… It's not a fun house?"
"No, Navi," Link angrily. "It's not a fun house."
They walked in and the first thing they saw was a fat cow in a hot tub.
"What are you three doing?!" it said. "Can't you see I'm busy?"
Link and the horse ran, but Navi just stared.
"Navi! Come on!"
"But what could possibly be more fun than-"
"Come ON!" Link grabbed Navi.
"But…" A tear dropped from Navi's eye. "I wanna see the cow! I wanna I wanna I wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That piercing screech!" the horse cried in agony. "Leave it! Leave it!"
Link let go and ran.
"Oh, boy!" Navi said happily.
"Hello, pregnant woman," the man said. "What's your name?"
"Uh…" Ganondorf thought. "Fina. Tanya Fina."
"You may enter."
After Ganondorf walked through the gate, Link tried to get in.
"Oh, no, this is your WORST disguise yet!" the man blocked Link off.
"WHAT?!" Link shouted angrily.
"Don't play dumb, Mr. Ganondork!"
"I'm not Ganondorf!"
"Riiiiiiight," the man said. "And I'm not George Washington!"
"But you're NOT George Washington!"
"Exactly! The man said. And you're not Ganondorf! You're Ganondork!"
"Did it ever occur to you that you pronounced his name wrong?"
"Nope," the man said confidently. "And it never will."
"Grrr…" Link started jumping around angrily.
"Oh," the man said. "So you ARE the dancing monkey! You may enter."
"Yah!"
Link and Navi walked onto the fair grounds.
"Ok, first we need the money," Link said. "Where's the stable?"
"There it is!" Navi said excitedly and pointed to an old run down shed.
The two approached the stable. Link reached out his hand. He had never talked to animals before. His fingertips slowly touched to the door. As they touched the door, it collapsed before his feet.
"I LOVE the fair!" Navi said excitedly.
They both walked inside.
"Who enters?" a voice asked.
A four-legged figure appeared from the shadows. It was a horse!
"Uh, I'm here to pick up the money for my aunts wake…" Link said.
"Ah," the horse nodded. "Come. I will take you to the master."
"Ok…" Link was getting nervous.
The horse led them to an elevator. He pushed the button on the very bottom. The elevator went down at top speed. Everybody hit the ceiling and stuck there. Link's skin seemed to be being pulled back off his face. Suddenly, WHAM! The elevator hit the bottom. And so did Link, Navi, and the horse.
"Well, I'm glad that's over," Link said.
"Oh, but it's just beginning," the horse said. "Hah! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"This guy's a freak…" Link whispered to Navi.
"Do not offend the county fair creatures!" Navi warned.
Suddenly, lava started oozing into the elevator. An opening appeared on the ceiling. Spikes suddenly stuck out of the walls. The elevator began to close in. All these things happening at once.
"What's happening?" Link cried.
"A fun house!" Navi said excitedly
Link jumped from spike to spike. Going straight up. The lava scorched his boots. The spikes tore his close. But he kept on going. He jumped! He got through the hole. Navi followed. They found the horse at the top.
"How'd you get up here?" Link asked.
"I have my ways…" the horse replied. "In any case you have fulfilled that task which opposed you thus you may speak to our lord."
"Coolio!" Navi said excitedly.
The horse looked at Navi. "Do we have bring that…that thing in with us?"
"Yeah, that's my partner."
"You poor boy…"
The three walked up to a door. It opened. The walked down a dark corridor only lit by occasional candles on the wall. After walking a long time, they found another.
"This is it," the horse said.
They approached the door. As they walked closer a screen appeared. It switched on. On the screen there was the face of a cow.
"Do not enter!" the cow said. "I am currently bathing! If you do, I will have your heads! And EAT them! Then digest them! And eat 'em again!"
"A cow?" Link said. "A cow is your lord?"
"Of course not!" the horse said. "That's totally ridiculous! This is our lord."
The horse walked in.
"Hey, that…that cow said we're not supposed to enter!" Link said.
"Hey is for horses…which I am," the horse chuckled.
"OK…" Link shrugged.
"Anyway, no one listens to the cow," the horse said. "He just tries to be the king."
Navi was just sitting there silently. After an hour, she said "So… It's not a fun house?"
"No, Navi," Link angrily. "It's not a fun house."
They walked in and the first thing they saw was a fat cow in a hot tub.
"What are you three doing?!" it said. "Can't you see I'm busy?"
Link and the horse ran, but Navi just stared.
"Navi! Come on!"
"But what could possibly be more fun than-"
"Come ON!" Link grabbed Navi.
"But…" A tear dropped from Navi's eye. "I wanna see the cow! I wanna I wanna I wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That piercing screech!" the horse cried in agony. "Leave it! Leave it!"
Link let go and ran.
"Oh, boy!" Navi said happily.
