The Damsels of Distress
Chap. 2- "The Gift"

The next morning everything was set up. Lily instructed Peter to tell the boys he felt sick and go to the infirmary. Peter would stay there, until after James, Sirius, and Remus got humiliated and then say he felt better and leave.
The next morning Lily, Iris, and Channing woke up at 3 and snuck out only to return to the common room at 5, very tired , but extremely happy.
When James, Remus, and Sirius went down to breakfast in the morning, they didn't know why people were laughing at them, although to everyone but themselves it was obvious. Written plainly on James forehead was the words " I should be a seeker, not a chaser, I seek through my nose for golden snitches all the time." Sirius had a skull and bones on his butt, with the words "Toxic waste, keep away from fire to prevent explosion," underneath it. Remus had written across his chest, " I don't cross-dress, lots of men were bras, just ask my friends James and Sirius."
They did know what was going on when they went down to breakfast that morning , though. When they arrived everyone was laughing at a huge portrait that was painted on the wall showing James picking his nose, some brown gas coming out of the butt area of Sirius's robes and Remus wearing a bra. Under the portrait the words were written, "Best Friends Forever." Written next to the picture was a letter to the Marauders.


Dearest Marauders,
We, The Damsels of Distress, are tired of you taking credit for our pranks, so after much deliberation we have decided to present this portrait of you as a gift. As we know this portrait will most likely be clean off the wall as soon as a teacher arrives, so we have taken the liberty of photographing it and making copies to be sent to every person in the Great Hall at breakfast this morning. We are honored to do this, no thanks is needed. As a final note we would like to say," Let the Prank Wars Begin."
Love,
The D.O.D.
Hey thanks for reading and please, please review. I would like to thank the following reviewers:
Dragonessa Smith - Peter belly dancing is disgusting!!!!! Thanx for the review!
Kate- I don't want you to go insane, so I will continue(by the way I'm already insane!)
Aria* - Don't worry I hate Peter!!!!!!!!!!!(who wouldn't want to see him fall off a cliff?)
samizare- thanx
Le Chat de la Lune- Thanx, I really like writing this one too! And stop threatening me with your dementor, I'll sick my Hungarian Horntail Fido on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ennia- Thanx
Emily- I'll write as fast as my little (cough** huge **cough) hands can type, Thanx!