"Forgive me for the delay," the horse said.
He and Link had run down another dark corridor and stopped at a stone wall. The horse approached the wall slowly. He held out his hand. A panel appeared on the wall.
"Let's see if I remember correctly," the horse said. (I'm getting tired of writing "the horse"... Let's just call him Bob.)
Bob pushed a combination of buttons on the panel. Link studied the pattern. The pattern was: "1...2...3...4...5..."
"Curious..." Link muttered.
A speaker appeared over the panel.
"PASSWORD," a voice from the speaker said loudly.
"Baa," Bob said.
"ACCESS DENIED," the voice said.
"WHAT?!" Bob cried. "But it MUST be the password! It was given-"
"JUST KIDDING," the voice cackled madly.
"I hate that guy..." Bob mumbled angrily.
The wall slowly disintegrated revealing an iron door with a happy face on it. A SLAP-happy face. It was hideous.
"Arrgh!" Link covered his eyes. "It's so ugly!"
"FACE IT!" Bob shouted forcefully. "It's the only way for the door to open!"
Link lifted his head. He slowly opened his eyes. They shut immediately.
"Too hard..." Link said. "Can't stand it!"
Suddenly, Link heard a familiar sound. A twinkling sound. Navi!
"Oh, crap..." Link knew Navi would cause some kind of trouble.
"Hey guys, that cow was getting boring so I drowned him and he-AHHHH!" Navi cried out. "FATHER!"
"MY CHILD!!!" the hideous face said. "Is it you? Is it really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really you?"
"Yes, father," Navi said. "It's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really me. But is it really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really you?"
"Yes, my child," the face said. "It's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really me. But is it really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really you?"
"Yes, father," Navi said. "It's really-"
"PLEASE STOP!" Link screamed in frustration and agony. "I think it's clear that you both are REALLY you! I don't want to hear that word again!"
"What word?" Navi asked.
"R-r-..."
"Rhinocerous?"
"R-r-..."
"Retarded?"
"R-r-..."
"Basketball?"
"NO!" Link shouted.
"Really?"
Link twitched. "Yes."
"Why can't we say really?"
Link twitched again. "Just DON'T!"
"Excuse me," Bob interrupted. "Can we PLEASE see our lord?"
"Whatever..." Link said. "Let's leave these two."
The door opened. They walked in sans Navi and the hideous face.
Link looked inside the room. It was flaming everywhere. There was only one path. And it led straight to a chair. The chair was facing the opposite direction.
"Who dares enter my chamber of death?" the being in the chair said.
"For it is your loyal horse. In which you place all of your trust to."
"And you have come with the boy?"
"Yes," Bob nodded. "The boy has come."
The chair turned. Sitting in the chair was none other than a sheep!
"And my lollipop?" Lord Sheep asked.
Bob gasped. "No! I can't believe it! I forgot the lollipop!"
"Do you WANT to die?!" Lord Sheep said.
"I...it wasn't my fault!" Bob cried out.
"Well, I see you aren't as reliable as you were... I will take a quarter of my trust from you!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"STOP!" Lord Sheep shouted. "You get your little trust back. Not that it matters..."
"Can I just have my money?" Link said angrily.
"Oh, your human possessions," the sheep said. "Don't you see? This was all a set-up! Now you will die!"
The horse stepped on a platform. The platform along with the sheep's chair rose to the ceiling.
Link looked up at them. "What are you doing to me?"
"Oh, you'll see..." Lord Sheep nodded. "In time you'll see it all..."