The Damsels of Distress
Chap. 3- "I Don't Wear a Bra"

True to the words of the D.O.D. , everybody in the great hall received a picture of the portrait. Professor Mcgonagall was the first teacher to enter the Great Hall and much to everyone's surprise she burst out laughing, but removed the portrait none the less. The Marauders left the Great Hall in search of a red head and her friends, which were known to be the only girls in the school clever and artistic enough to come up with a prank like this. A few minutes after the Marauders started their search an angry shout was heard erupting from the Gryffindor common room.
"What in the Hell did you do that for?" yelled a very angry James Potter. Lily personally thought James looked very cute when he was angry, but that was not a matter of importance at the moment.
"My dearest James whatever do you mean?" Lily asked in innocence. Like the experienced actress she was, she showed no sign of a smile or a grin, but she was dying laughing on the inside.
"You know exactly what he means, " yelled a furious Remus. As Remus was usually a calm, easy going guy this was a great surprise to Lily, and everyone else . "I don't wear a bra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed at the top of his voice.
"Why Remus," piped in Channing," whoever said you did?" She too would have been a good actress, if it wasn't for the small grin that was on her lips as she said it. Iris looked on guiltily, she wasn't feeling guilty because of the prank, but she did feel rather upset about doing this to Remus.
"Sirius, what do you think of all of this?" asked Channing. Sirius was turning purple and they all thought that it was from supressed anger. Finally much to everyone's surprise Sirius burst out laughing.
"Damsels one, Marauders zip, " managed to choke out between fits of laughter. "We will definitely have revenge on that one, but still as a fellow prankster I must give my congrats on a prank well done," and with that Sirius once again started laughing uncontrollably.
"Siruis stop cakling like a hen," said a very angry and confused James.
"We have to pay them back, we did nothing to deserve this."
"Oh and I guess taking credit for our pranks and secret passages doesn't count, does it. Oh yes, we know all about your little "Marauders Map" and I suggest you don't talk about your secrets so loudly that anybody can hear you," Lily's usually charming voice was dripping with pure venom as she said this. " As for your revenge we wait Mr. Prongs, and encourage you to try your best, because we do get soooo bored of your tired old pranks. So If you will excuse us we are late for Transfiguration, and we grow tired of hearing your mindnumbing chatter, goodbye." And with that the Damsels of Distress left, leaving the shocked, confused, and angry Marauders behind them.

Reviewers:



Hogwarts Prank Princess- Thanx for the great review, it really cheered me up, especially after a sorta nasty review I got. Nooo not the house elves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mistress Kenlei- Thanx
Cuckoo- I'll keep writing(hopefully one chapter per day) Thanx
Kate- I am insane too, and as a happy note another chapter of Snapdragon and Prongs is up(Dances happy dance), now only if Someone the First would get another chapter of the Parents Who Died out life would be perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx for the review
Angel of Music- Thanx alot, I'm really glad you like it
Aurora- you got your wish ,confrontation! I had alot of fun writing Lily's comebacks, hee hee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caitie- Okay the pranks weren't tasteful I agree( I am not a tasteful person), I have never seen my pranks done in a fan fic before, but I will still give you that they may not be original, but come on, I think they were really funny cause I cracked up when I wrote them(maybe I just have a warped sense of humor!) Thanx for the review all the same though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caitlin- I will find something to do Peter to make him miserable, don't worry bout that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx for the review!

And last but not least a shout out to Le Chat de la lune..... Hey where are you? Review my fic or I will sick my Hungarian Horntail on you!!!!!!!!!!!! Your dementer doesn't scare me(mommy, help me!!!!!).LOL
Shout out to everyone: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Also if you want me to check out
your fan fic, I will, just tell me the name of it, and your pen name and I will check it out and review it. Bye all!