Title: Sailor Bishounen Part 2 (yeay I finally updated!!)

Author: Hakumei

Warnings: Craziness and insanity. Not to mention bad puns, jokes, and a strange version of Sailor Moon. Definitely yaoi, some yuri hints here, very mild but they are there, bad language (Oooo!), mild angst, not a lot but just to be safe. A very OOC Heero and Duo, it's after Endless Waltz, none of our G-boys will dress in drag (sorry if you guys like that!). At first mild Relena bashing BUT if you hate Relena (which I do); she actually turns good in this fic. She's actually in my opinion, somewhat cool, if one can believe that to happen to be Relena. A bit of a clutzy Duo and at first a womanizer version of Wufei. Ooo and swearing, incase you aren't into that stuff. Just to be on the safe side of mentioning.

Pairings: 1+?, 2+?, 3+4, 5+OC, 6+9, D+R, 5+S, 5+2

Disclaimers: They aren't mine, never will be. Not making any money out of this so there ain't no purpose in suing me! I just write it to ease my boredom during class and afterwards like during band or choir ^_^; Any of the original characters mentioned throughout the fic solely belong to me with the exception to Ides, she belongs to a friend of mine but I'm just temporarily borrowing her with her permission.



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Chapter 2: Ah! Sailor Mercury!

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"Miss Relena, please come downstairs. Mr. Johnson has arrived to discuss a political trade agreement between Colony L2-01355 and San Francisco," explained Relena's secretary.

Relena briefly nodded before giving a curt answer. "I'll be down in a minute ok?"

Her secretary nodded before quickly scurrying downstairs.

Relena let out a puff of air. I get to stay in San Francisco, one of Earth's most beautiful cities and I don't get to enjoy the scenery. Instead, I'm stuck attending parties, discussing crime rates, and how wonderful Mr. Johnson's son is as he explains we'd be a perfect match, Relena thought bitterly as she stuck out her tongue in disgust. She sighed again and made her way downstairs to talk about the trivial affairs on trade.


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Relena smiled as she walked around downtown San Francisco, occasionally walking into one of the stores. She had finally convinced her secretary and Pagan to actually allow her to go out and check out the town. It wasn't as of lately since she had been named Vice Foreign Minister, that she was about to go out and do things on her own like a normal teen.

She was about to walk into a shop that read 'Mindy's' in bright fluorescent pink bolded letters when she noticed a boy with chestnut coloured hair tucked in a hat, dressed in a sailor suit fighting against something that looked like a cross between a can opener and a can.

"Oh my goodness! What the hell is that thing," she practically screamed out. She was about to turn her blond little self around and run the heck away like a sensible person would do when she realized she was frozen in place. "What the....uh-oh...."

Her mouth fell open as she stared into the cold black eyes of the can opener thing and screamed: "Get off of me you bloody freak of nature before I serious do something I'll probably regret doing later!" Relena never noticed the glowing blue symbol that flashed on her forehead but a certain cat watching the fight nearby certainly did.

Luna ran over to Relena who had been shouting crass remarks to the monster Duo had been fighting. She smiled for all it was worth of a cat smiling as she recognized the visible symbol on her forehead. Luna almost laughed as she noticed Relena scratching and biting the monster and making a weak attempt to practice the Kung Fu moves Heero had once taught her for self-defense. The monster seemed to let go of her and latched onto Duo who had been watching the comical scene wondering why the hell Relena was dumb enough to stick around the store when it was clear as day danger lurked.

Luna quickly lunged forward scratching the monster across the face with one good swipe as it screamed in pain and annoyance. When the monster--Canette--as she called herself, recovered and let go of Duo, he grabbed Relena's arm and ran for it so he could recover quickly and go back for the kill as Luna followed behind them at a quick pace. Heero would never forgive him if Relena died in the clutches of some B-class Sci-Fi movie monster reject.

When the group made it to a small alleyway, Duo looked at Relena and glared annoyance and relief as his voice raised an octave as he decided to lecture her. "What the hell do you think you were doing girl, walking into the middle of a fight and gawking when you should not be here! Are you stupid or do you have a death wish that needs to be carried out?" he said angrily.

Relena stared Duo down and placed a hand on her hip in defense. "Do you have any idea who I am Sailor Boy or do I have to spell it out?" Duo snorted as his glare intensified.

"Of course I know who you are, you're Relena Darlian, former Queen Relena Peacraft. Oh and you are presently Vice Foreign Minister to the United Earthsphere Alliance. You being dead would be a GREAT disaster to the world," he said to her sarcastically. He was about to say more when he was interrupted by an "ahem" from Luna.

Luna looked up at Duo and then to Relena. "Hello Miss Relena." The petite little black cat then turned to Duo. "I believe you have a job to complete Mister. There's something I have to explain to Miss Relena." Duo frowned but left off in pursuit of the enemy while Relena gaped.

"Y-you can talk? A cat can talk?" she said in disbelief.

Luna made a sound in the resemblance of a snort. "Of course I can talk, but now is not the time to worry about that. You are Mercury, a Sailor Scout and right now Sailor Moon needs your help. I believe you know Sailor Moon as Duo Maxwell. Here, take this wand and call out Mercury Star Power. You will then transform into Sailor Mercury."

Relena stared at the cat with wide eyes. "You mean Duo's Sailor Moon? And I'm Sailor Mercury?" Luna nodded. "Yes, it appears to be so. Now please, you must help Sailor Moon!"

Relena gave the cat an affirmative nod and yelled out the line she was told to recite, turning into Sailor Mercury, still in a state of disbelief. As she transformed, her clothes turned into the usual royal blue skirt outfit and unlike Duo, she had a blue gem on her gold tiara that was placed in her blonde locks. She gave out the age old term of "cool" before she left to aid Duo after Luna had briefed her in her abilities and attacks.


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"Mercury bubbles!"

Duo moved away just in time to see a wave of bubbles fog up the area, distorting "Canette's" vision. Duo arched a questioning brow. "Relena?"

She smiled and gave Duo a brief nod for him to take action but he unfortunately tripped on a rock and hit the ground with a 'thud,' knocking the wind out of him. Relena rushed to his side as she mumbled an "Oh my God. Duo are you ok." Duo did not answer her for he was unconscious.

"I can't do this alone. I'm barely trained at fighting!" She began to cry, not a sob, but tears did stream down her face because she was at a loss of what to do. She--Relena Darlian-- was a symbol and instrument of peace, not a fighter like Duo or Heero. She had not been fully trained in hand-to-hand combat; she knew a little bit of self-defense but not actual fighting.

She attempted to shield Duo's body from the monster's attacks when a red rose prevented the monster from going any closer to the little group. Relena looked up and saw what appeared to be a young man in a black tuxedo, cape, and top hat standing near a street light as he held another red rose between his white gloved fingers. He had the aura of power and the prowess of a cat. He was in a battle stance ready to attack if the monster pursued any of them again. "You have harmed the innocent citizens of this town and have destroyed what was once a beautiful day for a stroll in the park," the young man said icily. "You shall be brought to justice," he said in a familiar line that would put Wufei to shame.

At that point Duo had come-to and grinned sheepishly. "Heya Tuxedo Mask, come to save me and Mercury's ass?" (Hey that rhymes!), Relena elbowed Duo and smiled as she grinned like a fool at Tuxedo Mask in that demented sort of schoolgirl way. "He is SO cute!" she said as her voice raised an octave.

Tuxedo Mask "Hn'd" as Duo glared at Relena. "I thought you liked Heero. This guy is mine," he hissed under his breath, determined to at least get some romantic involvement in his young life.

Relena giggled as she looked at the skeptical Duo. "Yeah, yeah. But they're both cute. And besides, why should you worry?"

Duo growled but stood up and got into a proper fighting stance. The monster hissed and clawed as it tried to bang up Duo. He took of his sailor hat and targeted the enemy. "Moon Sailor Magic!" He smiled smugly as 'Canette' turned into a pile of dust on the heated pavement of the road.

He turned around to check on Relena and properly check out Tuxedo Mask but found that he was gone. He sighed dejectedly as he walked over to Relena. "Thank you for the help Mercury." She smiled, oblivious to his almost hurt tone. "If you'll excuse me, Sailor Moon. I have to return to the office. We'll meet again at a later time to discuss our situation. Say oh....7pm at the Alley Cat Cafe?"

Duo mumbled a barely audible ok as he brushed off some dirt on his shoulders. Heero is going to kill me, he thought. We have to work on those reports tonight. A half-hour won't kill him though. It's not like he's going to miss me much, he thought. He looked at Relena as she watched him with her analytical blue eyes. "Ok, but only for a half hour, Lena-Chan. I have some important stuff to do."

She smiled at him as she waved and turned to leave. "See you later!"



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TBC...

A little C & C would be nice folks!












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