Link vs. The guy who works at the Potion shop.


By Light Blue Yoshi

(Link is at the other Potion shop in Karkariko village drinking alot of special blue potions)

Link: ahhhh..... duuhhh... give me another blue potion.

hag: sir. that's your 67th bottle of blue potion. Don't you think you had enough?

Link: *hic* I'll tell you when I *hic* had enough!! *hic*

Hag: Is that a threat?

Link: I kick Gannondorf's butt more times than you ever did anything *hic*

hag: You asking for a fight huh punk?

Link: Bring it on you pink donkey dick!! *hic*

(12 hours later at Link's house)

Mario: Hey Link. Wake up!

Yoshi: YOSHI! (yeah)

Link: unhhhh... Huh? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! I DIDN'T INVITE YOU OVER!!! BESIDES YOSHI KEEPS
EATING ALL MY STUFF!!!

Yoshi: YOSHI!!!!

(Link was swallowed by Yoshi)

Mario: Yoshi!!! Spit Link out!!

Yoshi: YOSHI! (no way)

Mario: Ok. here's 50 bucks.

Yoshi: Yoshi! (ok)

(spits link out)

Link: Ewwwww... Yoshi spit.

Mario: Yes you did. But you were drunk.

Link: DRUNK?

Mario: Yeah. Check the news.

(Link turns on the TV.)

Fox: Hello. This is Fox McCloud giving you "Fox News" with Slippy, Falco, and Peppy.

Peppy: Today's subject Link VS The hag who works at the other potion shop.

Link: WHAT?

Falco: here's an interview with Link earlier today

Link on TV: I'm going to kick that crap face so bad with my super donkey powers!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee... Wheeeeeeeeeee... I'm flying

Link: YIKES!!!!

Falco: For a hero. he sure is an idiot

Slippy: He probaly couldn't get a date with a girl

All: Shut Up Slippy!!!

Peppy: He probaly couldn't get a date with a girl

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: *gulp*

Mario: you look nervous. Why?

Link: It's my opponent.

Mario: What is so frightening about him.

Link: well..... Stories say that she has mystical powers. Anybody who made fun of her was never
seen again.

Mario: YIKES!

Yoshi: YOSHI!

Fox: oh yeah Link! Someones got a message for you

(Shows the graveyard)

Dampe: Hey Link. Thought i'd be kind and make this special grave for you. Comes with a special
coffin.

(goes back to fox news)

Fox: That's all of the show now. Good night. Sleep tight.

(Link turns off the TV)

Link: That stupid Dampe. I should slice him to bits right now.

Mario: Now what are you going to do with your last moments of life?

Link: I guess I should just do whatever I wanted to do now while I still can.

Newsboy: Extra Extra Read all about it. Link fights the hag who works at the other potion shop at
2:45Pm Hyrule Standard Time. 27 hours left of Link's Life

Link: SHOOT!!!!

Mario: I feel sorry for you. I gotta go. I need to place my bets.

Link: Place your bets on what?

Mario: For the hag you are fighting.

Link: DAMN IT!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!

Mario: ok. ok. I'm leaving

(Mario left)

Link: YOU TOO YOU STUPID DINOSAUR!!!

Yoshi: Yoshi!

(Yoshi spits Link Out of his house)

Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Link Hits the ground)

Link: FREAKIN BITCH!!!

Mario: Yoshi!!! Come over here.

Yoshi: Yoshi?

Mario: No more cookies for a week.

Yoshi: WUAHHH!!!

Mario: Bye Link!

Link: Well I better tell Zelda about this.

(While going to Zelda's Castle)

Delivery boy: Are you Link?

Link: Yes.

Delivery boy: I got a message from Zelda to give this to you

(Link Grabs the paper and starts reading)

Dear Link,

If you were going to the castle I'm not there. I went to the stadium to place my bets.
From,
Zelda

Link: Well at least she'll bet for me. Huh There is more.

P.S. I'm not going to bet for you. I'm going to bet for The Hag who works at the other Potion Shop.

Link: Dammit!

Delivery boy: was that a bad letter?

Link: None of your Buisness!

(Link punches the delivery boy in the face)

Link: Jackass.

Link: Hey how about Lon Lon Ranch at least Malon will bet for me.

(At Lon Lon Ranch)

Link: Huh this whole place is empty. Well at least the horses are still here. Huh what's this?

(Link grabs the note on the door.)

Hi whoever you are. We went to the stadium to place are bets and if this is Link I'm not going to bet for you.
I'm going to bet for the hag who works at the other shop.
Malon

Link: Dammit!

Link: Maybe Ruto.

(Link gos to Zora's Domain)

(a zora went in front of him.)

Zora: Are you Link?

Link: your damn right

Zora: Here is a message from Ruto.

Dear Link,

I went to the stadium to place my bets on the hag.

P.S. You are a stupid getting drunk like that.

Link: ...

(As Link was about to leave Zora's Domain he dropped his bow.)

Zora: WAIT!! You left your bow.

Link: Why Thank you.

( Link grabbed a Fire Arrow and shot the Zora)

Zora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! *dies*

Link: I never did like that bitch anyway.

Link: I know! My childhood friend. Saria! She'll be happy to see me!

( Link plays Saria's Song.)

Saria: Hello. I have gone to the stadium to place my bets. Please leave a message after the
beep. And if this is Link. Happy last day of your life! *beep*

Link: Saria You too? Why you good for nothing son of a *beep*. Huh?

Messager:This Message has censors any bad words you say will be censored.

Link: I don't care! Let me talk to Saria you good for nothing *beep* I should *beep* you up for

Messager: You took too long. Message saved. Now go away you Loser.

Link: ............ I've been Insulted by a Messager. How worse can this day get.

Messager: The time is now 1:58 Am Hyrule Standard time.

Link: SHIT!!! I'm going to that stadium and finish all of this NOW!!!

(Navi finds Link)

Navi: HEY!

Link: AHHHHHHH!!!! NAVI!!!

Navi: Watcha doin?

Link: Take THIS!!!

(Link slices Navi in half)

Navi:*dies*

Link: *puff* *puff* That was the most scariest thing in my life.

Link: I need a vacation.

Link: Time to finish this right now. naw. Later. I need some sleep.
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