Link vs. The guy who works at the Potion shop
Part 2
By Light Blue Yoshi
(At Mario's House)
Mario: Come on Yoshi. 15 minutes til the show starts.
Yoshi: Yeah. Let me just get the fruit.
Luigi: Help. Mario is that you? The bathroom door is stuck.
Mario: I'm going to get some pasta.
Luigi: NOOO!!! Mario don't leave. Please? DAMN YOU MARIO!!! YOU'RE DUMB AND
YOUR A FAGGOT TOO YOU BITCH!!!
Mario: Sometimes I can hear Luigi's voice even though he has been missing for the past few years.
Yoshi: Mario. He's in the bathroom. And the door is stuck. Aren't you going to help him?
Mario: ....... My baloni has a name.
Yoshi: *sigh*
Mario: HEY! The show is starting! Let's go!
Yoshi: Ok.
Luigi: Mario you are... uh oh the bathroom is flooding Mario. HEEEEEEELLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: hmm. I wonder what's that?
Yoshi: I think that was Luigi.
Mario: Yeah. And the bathroom must be flooding and since the door is stuck. Luigi is going to
Die!
Both of them: Nah.
(Mario turns on the Tv.)
Announcer: hello and welcome to the battle of the century
Link VS. The hag who works at the other Potion shop
Croud: Yay! Yippie!
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer:Let's see some comments from the croud.
Croud: Yay! Yippie!
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer: Hello Miss. Why are you here today.
Peach: I'm just here because My STUPID boyfreind is too lazy to come here and pick up his cash
after he wins with his bet of 670 bucks so I'm here to get it.
Announcer: Oh.
Croud: Yay! Yippie!
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer: And why are you here you big Lizard.
Bowser: My name is Bowser and after Link is killed I will use his dead body in my next plot to
defeat Mario! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Announcer: ... I didn't get that.
Croud: ................
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer: and why are you here Princess.
Zelda: I'm here to dump my boyfriend if he loses and collect by betting of 1000 dollars. And if
he wins I'll like him again and he will owe me 1000 bucks.
Croud: Yay! Yippie!
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer: And why are you here Ruto?
Ruto: I placed by bets and I'm ready to win alot of money!
Announcer: Oh.
Announcer: And..
The whole croud: Ditto.
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer: Huh? You shouldn't be here child. Why don't you scurry along before your parents find
you.
Saria: DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT!!! I'M 20 YEARS OLD!!!!
Announcer: WHAT!?!
Saria: I'm the Sage of the Forest. The one who gave the Forest Medallion to Link.
Announcer: Yeah. and I'm the tooth fairy. SECURITY!!!
(two security men came up and grabbed Saria and drags her out of the stadium.)
Saria: You'll Regret this! I'm not to be treated like this! YOU FUCKING BITCHES.
Announcer: What a pissed off girl.
(Saria comes back.)
Announcer: How'd you get past the security guards?
Saria: because I'm the Forest Sage. I can prove it too.
Announcer: Oh yeah? Grow a tree right over there.
(Saria uses her powers to grow a tree.)
Announcer: Wow. We are so sorry go take your seat again please.
Saria: Man. All the announcers now are all bitches.
Announcer: And now at the Red corner. The famous hero who kicked Ganondorf's butt so many times
we can feel his pain. Link!!!!
Croud: Yay! Yippie!!
A guy from the croud: my ass hurts!!!
Announcer: And his opponent. The hag who works at the other Potion shop.
Croud:Yay! Yippie!!
A guy from the croud: My ass hurts!!
??????: WAIT! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!
Everybody: huh?
Bcg: I'm the big censor guy. I'm Banning Link from this fight.
Link: Why?
Bcg: Your language has been found to be out of hand and the number of bad words you said is
recorded in your Naughty Naughty meter. And it reached 934,687 occurences.
Link: WHAT!! Those Damned bitches from fucking Nintendo have been spying on me the whole time!!
NNM: *ding* 934,690.
(BCG drags Link into another place)
Link: whew. saved by bad words.
(at mario's house)
Yoshi: Do you think the fight will happen?
Mario: If the dumb author of this story will get of his writer's block.
Light Blue Yoshi: Shut up. Or else I'll erase you off the story fat boy.
Mario: okay. (shit)
Luigi: *boom* *boom* the water's above by feet already i'm worring alot yes I am. HELP!!! MARIO!!
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Part 2
By Light Blue Yoshi
(At Mario's House)
Mario: Come on Yoshi. 15 minutes til the show starts.
Yoshi: Yeah. Let me just get the fruit.
Luigi: Help. Mario is that you? The bathroom door is stuck.
Mario: I'm going to get some pasta.
Luigi: NOOO!!! Mario don't leave. Please? DAMN YOU MARIO!!! YOU'RE DUMB AND
YOUR A FAGGOT TOO YOU BITCH!!!
Mario: Sometimes I can hear Luigi's voice even though he has been missing for the past few years.
Yoshi: Mario. He's in the bathroom. And the door is stuck. Aren't you going to help him?
Mario: ....... My baloni has a name.
Yoshi: *sigh*
Mario: HEY! The show is starting! Let's go!
Yoshi: Ok.
Luigi: Mario you are... uh oh the bathroom is flooding Mario. HEEEEEEELLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: hmm. I wonder what's that?
Yoshi: I think that was Luigi.
Mario: Yeah. And the bathroom must be flooding and since the door is stuck. Luigi is going to
Die!
Both of them: Nah.
(Mario turns on the Tv.)
Announcer: hello and welcome to the battle of the century
Link VS. The hag who works at the other Potion shop
Croud: Yay! Yippie!
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer:Let's see some comments from the croud.
Croud: Yay! Yippie!
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer: Hello Miss. Why are you here today.
Peach: I'm just here because My STUPID boyfreind is too lazy to come here and pick up his cash
after he wins with his bet of 670 bucks so I'm here to get it.
Announcer: Oh.
Croud: Yay! Yippie!
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer: And why are you here you big Lizard.
Bowser: My name is Bowser and after Link is killed I will use his dead body in my next plot to
defeat Mario! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Announcer: ... I didn't get that.
Croud: ................
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer: and why are you here Princess.
Zelda: I'm here to dump my boyfriend if he loses and collect by betting of 1000 dollars. And if
he wins I'll like him again and he will owe me 1000 bucks.
Croud: Yay! Yippie!
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer: And why are you here Ruto?
Ruto: I placed by bets and I'm ready to win alot of money!
Announcer: Oh.
Announcer: And..
The whole croud: Ditto.
A person from the croud: My Ass hurts!
Announcer: Huh? You shouldn't be here child. Why don't you scurry along before your parents find
you.
Saria: DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT!!! I'M 20 YEARS OLD!!!!
Announcer: WHAT!?!
Saria: I'm the Sage of the Forest. The one who gave the Forest Medallion to Link.
Announcer: Yeah. and I'm the tooth fairy. SECURITY!!!
(two security men came up and grabbed Saria and drags her out of the stadium.)
Saria: You'll Regret this! I'm not to be treated like this! YOU FUCKING BITCHES.
Announcer: What a pissed off girl.
(Saria comes back.)
Announcer: How'd you get past the security guards?
Saria: because I'm the Forest Sage. I can prove it too.
Announcer: Oh yeah? Grow a tree right over there.
(Saria uses her powers to grow a tree.)
Announcer: Wow. We are so sorry go take your seat again please.
Saria: Man. All the announcers now are all bitches.
Announcer: And now at the Red corner. The famous hero who kicked Ganondorf's butt so many times
we can feel his pain. Link!!!!
Croud: Yay! Yippie!!
A guy from the croud: my ass hurts!!!
Announcer: And his opponent. The hag who works at the other Potion shop.
Croud:Yay! Yippie!!
A guy from the croud: My ass hurts!!
??????: WAIT! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!
Everybody: huh?
Bcg: I'm the big censor guy. I'm Banning Link from this fight.
Link: Why?
Bcg: Your language has been found to be out of hand and the number of bad words you said is
recorded in your Naughty Naughty meter. And it reached 934,687 occurences.
Link: WHAT!! Those Damned bitches from fucking Nintendo have been spying on me the whole time!!
NNM: *ding* 934,690.
(BCG drags Link into another place)
Link: whew. saved by bad words.
(at mario's house)
Yoshi: Do you think the fight will happen?
Mario: If the dumb author of this story will get of his writer's block.
Light Blue Yoshi: Shut up. Or else I'll erase you off the story fat boy.
Mario: okay. (shit)
Luigi: *boom* *boom* the water's above by feet already i'm worring alot yes I am. HELP!!! MARIO!!
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