Link vs. The guy who works at the Potion shop
Part 3
By Light Blue Yoshi
(Last time Link was banned from the 2nd part for saying too many bad words)
Mario: Well.
Light Blue Yoshi: Ok. I'll send you to free Link. Does that make you happy?
Mario: And.
Light Blue Yoshi: Ok. Yoshi can go with you too.
Mario and Yoshi: YAY!!
(Mario and Yoshi leave so they can free Link.)
Light Blue Yoshi: Man. All the characters I have to deal with. Bitches. That's all I have to say.
(At BCG's Office)
Link: So. It ends up I won't fight and live a long life. So being in a jail cell isn't a problem to me no siree.
Mario: I'm here to bail out Link.
BCG: 999,999,999,999 bucks
Mario: WHAT!!!!
Mario: But it says on the bottom it is only 9 bucks.
BCG: Ignore that.
Yoshi: I got an idea.
Yoshi: If i win we bail Link. if you win we owe you 10000 bucks
BCG: Deal.
Yoshi: Pick a number from 1 to 3
BCG: Done.
Yoshi: Your number is 2.
BCG: SHIT! Ok. Deal is a deal. Hear that Link? Your are now free.
Link: WHAT!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Aren't you happy we bailed you out?
Link: NO! NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT THAT HAG AGAIN! I COULD'VE HAVE A LONG LIFE BUT NO. YOU HAVE TO BAIL ME OUT!!
Mario: So you are saying that you want this story to go on forever or go through this and get it over with so we can go back to our lives. Huh?
Link: You got a point. Oh man this is going to hurt.
Mario: The fight has been rescheduled to the June 16th at 12:00 PM.
Link: 1 day. YES!!!
Link: What is the time Mario?
Mario: The 16th of June 1:00 Am
Link: SHIT!!!
Mario: Wanna go to my house for a while?
Link: Ok.
Mario: How about you Yoshi? Yoshi. Yoshi.
Yoshi: I'm in the bathroom. Be out in a sec.
Link: Didn't you have a brother?
Mario: Yeah. But he went to the bathroom and never came back.
Link: Why don't you look in the bathroom?
Mario: ............. I Like drinking Orange Juice
Link: fag.
Mario: Huh?
Link: *sigh* Nevermind.
Yoshi: I'm here.
Link: Let's go!
(At Mario's house)
Luigi: Mario? HELP!!! THE WATER IS UP TO MY NECK!! I'M GOING TO DROWN!!!
Mario: I wonder who's that?
Yoshi and Link: It's Luigi!!!
Mario: It couldn't be. He's been missing for the past 3 years.
Yoshi and Link: For the last time. Why don't you look in the bathroom!!!
Mario: Because the door is stuck.
Yoshi and Link: oh.
Yoshi: Can you check what time it is please?
Mario: It's 2:45 AM
Link: Excuse me. I got to talk to somebody.
(Link goes outside)
Link: I need to talk to Saria.
(Link plays Saria's Song)
.......
........
*click*
Saria: unh. Hello.
Link: Hi. This is Link.
Saria: It's the middle of the night.
Link: No It isn't
Saria: Well close to. Why did you call me?
Link: I need to talk to you.
Saria: What is it?
Link: YOU FREAKIN BITCH!!! I OUGHT TO GO OVER THERE AND SLICE YOU INTO A MILLION PIECES!!!
Saria: Why?
Link: Hmm.. Let's see why. YOU LEFT A MEESENGER THAT INSULTED ME, YOU WENT TO THE STADIUM TO
PLACE YOUR BETS ON THAT HAG, AND YOU... YOU... FUCK YOU!!!! *Click*
Saria: I didn't know. I just didn't know...........
Link: Man.
(Link goes back in)
Mario: Who did you talk to?
Link: Nobody.
Yoshi: What are we going to do?
Mario: Let's play games.
Link: Ok.
Mario: Let's Play Mario Tennis.
Yoshi and Link: ok.
(10 hours later)
GAME SET AND MATCH PARATROOPA
Link: Oh.
Mario: Wanna play again?
Yoshi: Ok. but let's put a little difficulty to Link.
Link: What does that mean?
(55 minutes later)
GAME SET
GREEN TEAM WINS
Mario: I can't belive it.
Yoshi: He beat us again. Fairly. us 2 against a computer on easy and him.
Link: Because I AM THE BEST!
Mario: Aren't you supposed to fight that guy already?
Link: At 12:00 Pm
Mario: It's 11:56 Am
Link: ......... HELP!!!!!
(Link tries to run away but ends up getting dragged to the stadium by Mario and Yoshi.)
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Luigi: *cough* Help. The water is to high. If it gos 5 more feet. I'll die. Mario. HELP!
(at the stadium)
Announcer: We are back after a slight delay in part 2 The fight will start in a few minutes!
Croud: YAY! YIPPIE!
A person from the croud: My ass hurts!
Announcer: And now our hero who kicked Ganondorf's ass so many times we can feel it. Link!
who is being dragged by Mario and Yoshi.
(Mario and Yoshi release Link)
Mario: Well see ya we are going to watch this on tv.
(Mario and Yoshi went back to Mario's House)
Announcer: I wonder what Link was being dragged here for?
Link: uhhh.. ah. I slept a little too late and they had to drag me.
Announcer: oh.
(At Mario's House)
Mario: whew. Get all the stuff. I'll turn on the TV.
(Yoshi brings all the food)
Yoshi: Ok. Ready.
(Mario turns on the TV)
Announcer: We are going to interview the hag who works at the other Potion Shop.
Announcer: Well. What do you have to say about yourself Hag?
Hag: well..
(blacks out)
Mario and Yoshi: WHAT?
Fox: We interupt this program to give you a special Fox news with me, Peppy, Falco, and Slippy.
Slippy? where are you.
(Slippy comes)
Slippy: Sorry I'm late. I went to the bathroom.
Everybody: SHUT UP SLIPPY!! WE'RE ON THE AIR!!!
Slippy: whoops.
Fox: Well back to buisness. Mario's Bathroom is flooding with a person inside.
Falco: Here is me talking with the person in the bathroom
Luigi: MARIO YOU BITCH!! HELP ME!! I'M ABOUT TO DROWN!! HEY YOU PICK ME UP THE WINDOW IS UP AND
I CAN FIT THROUGH IT!! NO DON'T CLOSE IT!! DAMMIT!!!
Peppy: who will help him!
Fox: This is Fox news with Fox McCloud signing off. We now return to our regualrly scheduled
programming.
Mario: naw. It couldn't be.
Hag: And that's all I have to say.
Mario: SHIT! We missed it.
Yoshi: Stupid Fox News!
Announcer: And now we will Interview Link. Huh? Link. Where are you?
Link: In the bathroom.
Announcer: Well looks like we won't Interview Link after all.
(Back at the stadium)
Link: hehe... As long as I'm in this Bathroom I don't have to fight.
??????: Hey. Can I use the bathroom?
Link: Shut up and go find another bathroom you bitch!
??????: What did you say?
Link: I said you are a bitch!!
(The Hag grabbed the door and ripped it off.)
Hag: What did you say.
Link: uhh... I was just going.
(Link ran away from the bathroom)
Announcer: 3 minutes til the fight.
Link: SHIT!!!
(3 minutes later)
Announcer: FIGH-
Boy: Hey look at this. The Star cup is about to start in Tennis!
Everybody in the stadium except Link: TENNIS!
(Everybody except Link ran to the tennis court)
Link: Uh.. saved for another day.
(Link went back to his home)
TO BE CONTINUED
Part 3
By Light Blue Yoshi
(Last time Link was banned from the 2nd part for saying too many bad words)
Mario: Well.
Light Blue Yoshi: Ok. I'll send you to free Link. Does that make you happy?
Mario: And.
Light Blue Yoshi: Ok. Yoshi can go with you too.
Mario and Yoshi: YAY!!
(Mario and Yoshi leave so they can free Link.)
Light Blue Yoshi: Man. All the characters I have to deal with. Bitches. That's all I have to say.
(At BCG's Office)
Link: So. It ends up I won't fight and live a long life. So being in a jail cell isn't a problem to me no siree.
Mario: I'm here to bail out Link.
BCG: 999,999,999,999 bucks
Mario: WHAT!!!!
Mario: But it says on the bottom it is only 9 bucks.
BCG: Ignore that.
Yoshi: I got an idea.
Yoshi: If i win we bail Link. if you win we owe you 10000 bucks
BCG: Deal.
Yoshi: Pick a number from 1 to 3
BCG: Done.
Yoshi: Your number is 2.
BCG: SHIT! Ok. Deal is a deal. Hear that Link? Your are now free.
Link: WHAT!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Aren't you happy we bailed you out?
Link: NO! NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT THAT HAG AGAIN! I COULD'VE HAVE A LONG LIFE BUT NO. YOU HAVE TO BAIL ME OUT!!
Mario: So you are saying that you want this story to go on forever or go through this and get it over with so we can go back to our lives. Huh?
Link: You got a point. Oh man this is going to hurt.
Mario: The fight has been rescheduled to the June 16th at 12:00 PM.
Link: 1 day. YES!!!
Link: What is the time Mario?
Mario: The 16th of June 1:00 Am
Link: SHIT!!!
Mario: Wanna go to my house for a while?
Link: Ok.
Mario: How about you Yoshi? Yoshi. Yoshi.
Yoshi: I'm in the bathroom. Be out in a sec.
Link: Didn't you have a brother?
Mario: Yeah. But he went to the bathroom and never came back.
Link: Why don't you look in the bathroom?
Mario: ............. I Like drinking Orange Juice
Link: fag.
Mario: Huh?
Link: *sigh* Nevermind.
Yoshi: I'm here.
Link: Let's go!
(At Mario's house)
Luigi: Mario? HELP!!! THE WATER IS UP TO MY NECK!! I'M GOING TO DROWN!!!
Mario: I wonder who's that?
Yoshi and Link: It's Luigi!!!
Mario: It couldn't be. He's been missing for the past 3 years.
Yoshi and Link: For the last time. Why don't you look in the bathroom!!!
Mario: Because the door is stuck.
Yoshi and Link: oh.
Yoshi: Can you check what time it is please?
Mario: It's 2:45 AM
Link: Excuse me. I got to talk to somebody.
(Link goes outside)
Link: I need to talk to Saria.
(Link plays Saria's Song)
.......
........
*click*
Saria: unh. Hello.
Link: Hi. This is Link.
Saria: It's the middle of the night.
Link: No It isn't
Saria: Well close to. Why did you call me?
Link: I need to talk to you.
Saria: What is it?
Link: YOU FREAKIN BITCH!!! I OUGHT TO GO OVER THERE AND SLICE YOU INTO A MILLION PIECES!!!
Saria: Why?
Link: Hmm.. Let's see why. YOU LEFT A MEESENGER THAT INSULTED ME, YOU WENT TO THE STADIUM TO
PLACE YOUR BETS ON THAT HAG, AND YOU... YOU... FUCK YOU!!!! *Click*
Saria: I didn't know. I just didn't know...........
Link: Man.
(Link goes back in)
Mario: Who did you talk to?
Link: Nobody.
Yoshi: What are we going to do?
Mario: Let's play games.
Link: Ok.
Mario: Let's Play Mario Tennis.
Yoshi and Link: ok.
(10 hours later)
GAME SET AND MATCH PARATROOPA
Link: Oh.
Mario: Wanna play again?
Yoshi: Ok. but let's put a little difficulty to Link.
Link: What does that mean?
(55 minutes later)
GAME SET
GREEN TEAM WINS
Mario: I can't belive it.
Yoshi: He beat us again. Fairly. us 2 against a computer on easy and him.
Link: Because I AM THE BEST!
Mario: Aren't you supposed to fight that guy already?
Link: At 12:00 Pm
Mario: It's 11:56 Am
Link: ......... HELP!!!!!
(Link tries to run away but ends up getting dragged to the stadium by Mario and Yoshi.)
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Luigi: *cough* Help. The water is to high. If it gos 5 more feet. I'll die. Mario. HELP!
(at the stadium)
Announcer: We are back after a slight delay in part 2 The fight will start in a few minutes!
Croud: YAY! YIPPIE!
A person from the croud: My ass hurts!
Announcer: And now our hero who kicked Ganondorf's ass so many times we can feel it. Link!
who is being dragged by Mario and Yoshi.
(Mario and Yoshi release Link)
Mario: Well see ya we are going to watch this on tv.
(Mario and Yoshi went back to Mario's House)
Announcer: I wonder what Link was being dragged here for?
Link: uhhh.. ah. I slept a little too late and they had to drag me.
Announcer: oh.
(At Mario's House)
Mario: whew. Get all the stuff. I'll turn on the TV.
(Yoshi brings all the food)
Yoshi: Ok. Ready.
(Mario turns on the TV)
Announcer: We are going to interview the hag who works at the other Potion Shop.
Announcer: Well. What do you have to say about yourself Hag?
Hag: well..
(blacks out)
Mario and Yoshi: WHAT?
Fox: We interupt this program to give you a special Fox news with me, Peppy, Falco, and Slippy.
Slippy? where are you.
(Slippy comes)
Slippy: Sorry I'm late. I went to the bathroom.
Everybody: SHUT UP SLIPPY!! WE'RE ON THE AIR!!!
Slippy: whoops.
Fox: Well back to buisness. Mario's Bathroom is flooding with a person inside.
Falco: Here is me talking with the person in the bathroom
Luigi: MARIO YOU BITCH!! HELP ME!! I'M ABOUT TO DROWN!! HEY YOU PICK ME UP THE WINDOW IS UP AND
I CAN FIT THROUGH IT!! NO DON'T CLOSE IT!! DAMMIT!!!
Peppy: who will help him!
Fox: This is Fox news with Fox McCloud signing off. We now return to our regualrly scheduled
programming.
Mario: naw. It couldn't be.
Hag: And that's all I have to say.
Mario: SHIT! We missed it.
Yoshi: Stupid Fox News!
Announcer: And now we will Interview Link. Huh? Link. Where are you?
Link: In the bathroom.
Announcer: Well looks like we won't Interview Link after all.
(Back at the stadium)
Link: hehe... As long as I'm in this Bathroom I don't have to fight.
??????: Hey. Can I use the bathroom?
Link: Shut up and go find another bathroom you bitch!
??????: What did you say?
Link: I said you are a bitch!!
(The Hag grabbed the door and ripped it off.)
Hag: What did you say.
Link: uhh... I was just going.
(Link ran away from the bathroom)
Announcer: 3 minutes til the fight.
Link: SHIT!!!
(3 minutes later)
Announcer: FIGH-
Boy: Hey look at this. The Star cup is about to start in Tennis!
Everybody in the stadium except Link: TENNIS!
(Everybody except Link ran to the tennis court)
Link: Uh.. saved for another day.
(Link went back to his home)
TO BE CONTINUED
