-Well, after a Long time It's here!-


Link VS. The hag who Works at the Other Potion Shop

By Light Blue Yoshi


(At Mario's House)


Mario: This story is getting old....

Yoshi: I'd rather be in Mario and Kirby's Freaky Friday than this.....

Light Blue Yoshi: Well, deal with it. It's my fanfic and none of you can do anything about this!!

Yoshi: *Whispering to Mario* For one of my kind he acts like a asshole.

Mario: *shouting* HE'S A YOSHI!?!?!?!?!?

Light Blue Yoshi: WHAT IN THE LIVING HELL DID YOU JUST SA- *Gets hit from behind with a C-Sorcerer's Cane*

*Light Blue Yoshi falls unconsious on the floor*

Mario: Um..yeah..

Yoshi: Is he Ok??

??????????: He's gone.

Mario and Yoshi: Who are you?

??????????: Oh sorry. I forgot to introduce myself. I'm the FOnewearl, TriskaDeka.

Mario: If Light Blue Yoshi is gone then who is writing the story???

TriskaDeka: Me of course! I was Light Blue Yoshi. I'm still going to continue with his works, so with that in mind...


Link VS. The hag who Works at the Other Potion Shop

By TriskaDeka :)


Final Chapter- They're Going to Actually Fight! OR Warp Holes can be Very Useful...



"Outside by Link's house, We see our victim.. OOPS! I mean hero walking back to the stadium."

Link: I have to finish this now, there is no more distractions, I can see all obstacles in my WAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

*It seems that Link tripped and fell into a time warp that took him into SSBM*

Link: *falling in* Well, almost all obstacles...

(3 hours later)

*Link comes back to Hyrule from another portal*

Link: It took a while but I actually learned how to be a better fighter!! Yes! I'm glad those people suck in tennis! They really bought me some time!

(At the tennis courts)

Announcer: *Starts to yahn* And there's Shy guy hitting it back to DK, and back to Shy guy, and back to DK, and back to Shy guy, Yet the audience watches in suspense who might mess up..

TriskaDeka: Ok. This is taking too long.. I know! *Whacks Shy guy on his feet with C-Sorcerer's Cane, tripping him*

Announcer: FINALLY! I mean.. DK wins. You may now leave. All seats in the Stadium has been reserved for the same people who sat there first. Please exit in the right hand side.

-Stadium-

Hag: *Patiently waiting in the center of the arena*

Link: *finally makes it*

Hag: Hmmph... I thought you would chicken out.

Link: Me chicken out? You surprise me, You think Giga Bowser is strong? I killed him! Do you really think you can beat me?

Hag: Loudmouth... Just you wait, I'll show you my real power!

Croud: YAY! YIPIEE!!

A person from the croud: MY ASS HUR- *Gets punched by another person* AHHHHHH!!! *Hits the floor*

Knuckles: OH MY GOD!! YOU KILLED SONIC!!

Tails: What have you done to Sonic? I'll never forgive you for this!

Sonic: What are you talking about? That was Omochao.

Everybody: YAY! YIPIEE!! OMOCHAO IS DEAD!!

Omochao: OW! That Hurts! Why would you do such a thing? I'm not going to help you any-

Everybody: *Looking at Omochao* Shut UP!!!

Omochao: Press "A" to do a trick called jump. It is very useful..

Sonic: Hey Shadow. Can you do me a favor?

Shadow: Sure. Name it.

Sonic: Well, Can you..*Whispers*

Shadow: Ok.

*Shadow leaves*

*Sonic whispers something to Amy*

Amy: Ok.

*Amy leaves*

Announcer: Ready...FIGHT!

*Link was about to rush in when.. The Hag transforms...Into A MagiKoopa???*

Link: What the fuck???

Hag: Out of all the stupid spells.. dammit.. FIRE 3!!

*A huge fireball flies towards Link but it barely missed*

Link: Holy...I think she's been playing too much FF3.

Hag: FLARE!!

Link: Way too much FF3.

*BOOM!* *BURN!* *NUKE!* *OVERKILL!* *WHY?* *ANYWORD TO DESCRIBE AN EXPLOSION!* *Umm...PIE!*

*Link was vaporized by the spell*

(The croud gasps)

Hag: Ha! Too easy for me!

*STOMP*

Hag: OWIE!!! MY FOOT!!! *Looks behind her* Huh? Link? I thought I just vaporized you!?

Link: Actually, that was my cousin, "BROKEN" Link!

Hag: We aren't using the internet. So how is there a broken link?

Link: No, no, no, BROKEN Link is the name of my cousin, not when a hyperlink doesn't work. You see.....

Hag: DAMMIT!! SHUT UP!!! BOLT3!

Link: Thundaga!!

*Both attacks cancel each other out*

Hag: YOU KNOW SPELLS!?!?!?!?

Link: You may play too much FF3, But I play too much FF9...Anyways, since i'm in front of you....

*Link does his "SSBM Boomerang attack" in front of her, knocking her down senseless, while she was on the floor, Link casted GRANTS*

Hag: YAH!! THE LIGHT!!! IT BURNS!!!! I mean... WHAT are those NUMBERS on the bottom of me?? 9999?? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!? I WILL DESTROY YOU FOR THIS!!! TAKE THIS!

Link: Those numbers means how much damage my attack has done to your HP, and by looking at it, you don't have that much....Ow!! *falls flat on the floor dead*

Announcer: It seems that the hag jabbed Link in the gut with the magikoopa wand she had. The winner of this match is..

Hag: WAIT!! I'm not done yet!!

Announcer: What?? It seems she is charging up for a spell!!!

Hag: ULTIM..AHHHHHH!!!! MY WAND!!!!! IT'S CRACKED IN HALF!!! WHO COULD'VE DONE THIS! *Looks behind her* LINK??? BUT I JUST KILLED YOU!!!!

Announcer: Amazing!! Link is still alive and kicking!!

Link: I had a fairy.

????: NO!!!

Everybody: Huh?

Navi: You have no fairy! I'm your fairy!

Link: NO you annoying little shit!! I meant fairy as in the one you can put into a bottle!!

Omochao: No way!! NOBODY is more annoying than me! I give useless tips and I am abused by all! DIE NAVI!!

*Omochao kills Navi*

Announcer: Umm.. yeah.. well back to the battle.

Hag: That's it! Prepare for the most ultimate summon I have ever casted in my whole life, AND no it is not a prototype of the Ultimate life form!

Biolizard: Awwww...

*The hag raises her hands and smoke starts covering the whole area*

Link: What the...

*All the smoke starts to clear away*

Link: It's...It's....It's....A Boo??

Hag: What the Hell!?

Link: *thinking* (NOW I KNOW! Since she is in the form of a magikoopa she could only summon the best a magikoopa could. Now how does Mario kill magikoopas...THATS IT!)

*Link jumps on the hags head* 100 Points!

Announcer: And Link wins!!!

Croud: YAY YIPIEE!!

(At Mario's House)

Yoshi: YES!

Mario: NO!!!!!!!!

Luigi: Open the door! IT'S STARTING TO FLOOD AGAIN!!! PLEASE!? I'll give you a dollar

(In the audience)

Saria: SHIT!!!

Guard: NO CUSSING!!

Saria: Sorry.

Bowser: DAMMIT!! Wait a minute... maybe I could use the Hag as a Boo....MWAHAHAHA!!! *gets slapped by peach* OW!

Peach: SHUT UP!! People are still watching!

Bowser: Ok...

Audience: WAIT!! We all betted for the hag, we LOST ALL OUR MONEY!! GET LINK!! *Everyone readies their weapons and advances towards Link*

Link: Come on, She did challenge me! I just did my best! A little help here Zelda!

Zelda: *Slowly advancing towards Link with a shotgun*

Link: Eh, Zelda? What are you doing?? Saria... Help me please??

Saria: *Slowly advancing towards Link with a flamethrower*

Link: But, but, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-THE END-


TriskaDeka: Well after a year, I actually went to my computer and FINALLY finished this, so here is a little treat for waiting so long!


Link VS. The hag who Works at the Other Potion Shop

By TriskaDeka

Epilogue


(From "-THE END-")

Link: But, but, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey! "What's That!?"

Zelda: That won't work this time!

Link: Seriously I mean it!! Look at the screen!

*Everybody actually looks at the screen*

Eggman: Citizens of Earth...Lend me your ears!

*Everybody gets a box of fake ears and starts throwing it at Eggman*

Eggman: NOT LITERALLY!!

Shadow: Doc!! It's my Idea let me do it!

Eggman: You Dare question me??

*Shadow grabs Eggman and throws him offscreen*

Shadow: Now, Citizens of Earth, Lend me your ears! My name is

A guy in the audience: Hey! Didn't you dissapear and died in space??

Shadow: Yeah...

Another person: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?!!?!!?!?

Shadow: Maybe later. Right now,

Another person: TEACH ME CHAOS CONTROL!!

*Everybody starts cheering for Shadow*

Shadow: Oh yeah! ULTIMATE VICTORY! Watch me now! *Starts to break dance*

*Audience starts cheering louder*

Shadow: HA! And you thought I wasn't cheered for at the end of the game! Right Sonic?

Sonic: ...

Amy: Hmmm...Maybe I should start chasing Shadow....

Shadow: *Hears what Amy said* Eh..but..I'm still not as good as Sonic...yeah...

Sonic: Amy..I thought I told you to do me a favor...

Amy: Oops..Sorry..

*Amy Leaves*

Shadow: Well...um..YES!!

*Everybody starts cheering again*

*Eggman tries to throw one of his shoes at Shadow, but Shadow catches it*

Shadow: Doc, We're on TV!! You are screwing it up!! *Throws shoe back at Eggman*

Eggman: OK! OK! OK! You can do it!! I'll stop!

Shadow: Now then, Citizens of Earth, Lend me your ears! My name is Shadow. The one and only ultimate life form. I'm here
to rid the world of Omochao, The most annoying thing on Earth.

*Shows the ARK Blow up it's bottom half and the Eclipse Cannon getting ready to fire*

*The Cannon Suddenly turned and pointed directly where Omochao is*

Link: *To everybody EXCEPT Omochao* OH SHIT!!!! RUN!!!!!

*Everybody clears the stadium except Omochao*

*Mario and Yoshi reach Link*

Mario: Link!! IS this a Joke???

Link: Not even...

Saria: Look up there!!

*The bluish beam was fired and is heading straight for the stadium*

Sonic: OH NO!!! AMY IS STILL IN THERE!!!!

(Tails grabs Sonic before he rushed into the stadium)

Tails: No Sonic! It's too dangerous! We can only hope for the best...

(Back in the stadium)

Amy: AHHHHHH!!!!! *Hits the floor*

Omochao: Do YOU think I'm afraid of you?? I'm sick and tired of you, and the whole world messing with me, tossing me around like yesterday's trash. You think I like this?

Amy: This isn't like you Omochao.. Look at yourself! You're attacking me! Have you blown a circit?

Omochao: SHUT UP!! NONE OF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME!! *Grabs Amy and throws her at another wall*

Amy: Look..at what you..have become..killing me with no care at all...no wonder people hate you....I'd rather die right now
than continue to be tortured by you... *looks up and sees the beam getting closer* ..And I just got my wish... *closes her eyes*

"Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Multi-point of view story."

(5 seconds before the beam impacts the stadium)

Amy: ...I did what I could Sonic...

*Huge bluish explosion*

Sonic: AMY!!!!!!!!!!

"The True Ultimate Life Form"

-To be Continued...IN a new fanfic!-