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Quatre: "WHAT???!!!!"

Rosaline: Yeppers *Gives big smile * I wuvvvvvv you.

Wufei: "You crazy onna. Why don't you just go write a Harry Potter fic and torture them for a while?"

"ANGERY LITTLE CHINAMAN!!!!" *Everyone but the authoress looks to see a girl with short red hair come running in. The two girls hug and then turn to the Gundam pilots with large smiles on their faces. "Why are you being so mean to poor Rosy, Wu-man?"

Wufei: "Who are you?" The girl smiled then struck a Sailor V type pose.

Girl: "I am Jess, the angel of romance and I will vanquish you in the name of insanity." *Jess chases Wufei around the room with a big stick which "appeared" out of nowhere. She finally catches him teaches him how to behave. *"R-chan, may I take this one. You gave Duo to Julie and 'Manda?" * Jess points to Heero *

Rosaline: Ok, Jessy. Bye, bye." *waves happily at her friend who has knocked out Heero and is dragging him out of the room, whistling "Good 'N Evil" to herself. Rosaline turns when she hears a THUD to that Trowa has fainted * (I'm sorry, I just have to do these little things at the beginning for my own amusement. You can skip if you want.)


"WHAT?!" Dou cried out as he heard Wufei's plan.

"We'sa got to. Look at your hair, Lead Camel, Trowa don't even talk no more." Wufei said. Dou fiddled with his hair, which now had to be braided because the nun didn't believe his story about a scary girl with a paintbrush, and looked at the "hospital" where Lead Camel was laying. Trowa and Quatre sat quietly looking at the floor.

"Otay, (okay) but we'sa gotta think." Dou said and sat down in the boy's new hideout. (They were under the silly putty table.)



"Noin, do you think that Une will be here today?" Relena asked her friend.

"Don't know, 'Lena. No worry, me here." She hugged the younger girl. Suddenly Une came over.

"I want the rosy flower for Treize." She said, eyes narrow. Noin and Relena looked at the flowers that they had just picked for their mommies.

"No." Relena said suddenly.


"Where they at?" Dorothy asked Mei Lan.

"Me no know." Mei Lan said, as she looked around the room. "You sure they here?" She asked Cathy. The girl nodded, brown curls bouncing.

"Trowa went with them."

"Otay then. We'sa gotta find them stupid boys 'cause girls rule!" Mei Lan said. The other four nodded and they started to look around the room. Suddenly they heard a loud noise and they where trapped in a large blanket.



Treize walked over to Zechs and Heero. "We settle this now." He said.

"Yeppers." Zechs said in his most serious tone. Heero nodded.

"Whoever can get the cookies wins." Treize said and pointed to the jar of cookies on a shelf. Heero and Zechs looked at each other and nodded.

"Otay."



"What you say to me?" Une asked in shock.

"I say no. I'll give you a flower, but no Treize. He's a meanie." Relena said and stuck out her chin.

"Well, I'm meanie too." Une said.

"Na-huh."

"Yes-huh."

"Na-huh."

"Yes-huh."


"Let me go weak scholar!" Mei Lan shouted.

"How you know it was me?" Wufei asked as the boys let the girls out of the blanket.

"Because you weak scholar." She said.

"You stupid." Wufei shot back.

"No, you is."

"You is."

"You is."

"You is." Dorothy glared at Quatre.

"Why you stare at me?" Quatre asked.

"Because you weird." She answered. "You know nothing about war."

"You scary. Me no like you." Quatre said as he took out the super balls, which she had dropped.

"HAY! MINE!"

"Nope. Mine now." He nodded at Trowa who took Cathy's scissors and they started to cut the super balls.


"HAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!" The two girls cried out. Hilde stood looking around when someone in a long black sheet jumped in front of her.

"Me death!" He yelled.


"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Mommy!" she yelled and ran away, "death" in hot pursuit.




"Nah-huh"

"Why you no think me meany?" Une asked.

"Because you not really." Relena said and took Une hair out of the pigtails. Une smiled.

"Thank you, they always to tight." She said and sat down with the two girls and started to play tea party.

"Me sorry me was mean."

"Is otay, Une." Noin said with a smile.



"On your marks, gets set, GO!" Treize yelled and the three boys started to run to the cookie jar. "Me'sa gonna win!"

"No you not." Zechs yelled, a bowl fell from the table and landed next to him. ("Death" was still chasing Hilde around) He stopped and picked it up and put it on his head. He then tackled Treize.

"You meanie." He shouted. Heero kept running and then looked up at the jar.

"Too high for Heero." He said softly then started to look around the room. "Ha." He said when he spotted a chair. He climbed up it and was almost in reach of the jar when their teacher yelled.

"Kids time to go!" CRASH! He fell. He blinked and shook his head, a smile slowly creeping across his face.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahah." He started to laugh (you know, that laugh from the first episode) as he got up and walked out. Trowa walked happily over to his father.

"Hay, where's your sister?" He pointed to the corner where all the girls where tied up. Dou was skipping over, a black sheet in hand.

There we go. Ch3 is done. Thanks for reading and I hope you liked it. *Authoress starts to give readers subliminal messages to review * ~ you want to review. You want to review. ~