This is a disclaimer. Heh heh, I don't know who wrote the script and whatnot for Charmed, but he/she gets all the credit. Sure, I wrote this little fanfic, but he/she gets ALL the credit. This takes place nine months after the season finale. Hee hee! (

"OOW that contraction hurt!!!! Leo, can't you do something about this?" Piper was getting pretty annoyed, the labor was lasting forever and her precious little girl was not coming out!

"Honey, you know I want to! But eh hem." He tried to discreetly point to the nurse, who was getting pretty confused. Her patient kept making references to her husband healing her, which was frankly quite confusing.

"Sir, are you a doctor?" The nurse asked, trying to clear up the issue.

"No! He's my white lighter!" Piper said, frustrated.

"And a white lighter is a type of Native American healer." Leo tried to come up with a lame excuse, trying to end the poor nurse's confusion.

"Leo!!" And with the warning glance Piper froze the nurse.

"Can't you get a white lighter friend to birth this OW baby? I'm sick of trying to pretend!!" Piper begged for the fourth time, exasperated.

"Baby, you know I would if I could, OW, don't squeeze my hand so hard! But I can't! White lighters just aren't doctors! Healers and doctors are different things. They wouldn't know what to do if something bad happened to your baby."

"Yeah I know." Piper said right as a doctor came in.

"Hello, I'm Doctor Brown, and you are… Leo and Piper, I presume?" a handsome man, about mid thirties with sharp, intelligent features looked over Piper's chart.

"Yes, and you look just about ready to have this baby! Ten centimeters, are you ready?" The doctor asked them, mainly Piper.

"Absolutely! I want my precious little angel out of me!" Piper said with a ferocety that made Leo and Doctor Brown smile, while the nurse stayed silent, remembering her duty for coming.

"Yes doctor, well, you start heading over with Leo and I'll get Piper ready, alright?" the nurse said, trying not to sound guilty.

"Alright, we'll see you two in a bit! Come, Leo, I want to have a word with you" Doctor Brown smiled knowingly at the nurse and, before Leo could protest, pulled him out of the room.

"You ready, Piper?" the nurse asked.

"Yeah, like I said before, I'm really ready!" Piper said, feeling a bit of unease at the nurse. She didn't like the look on her face.

"Alright, then, lets just give you a little painkiller, and off we go!" and with that the nurse lowered a needle.

"I don't think so… I already had painkillers" Piper said questioningly, ready to freeze the nurse.

"Oh, sweetie, those wore off. Didn't you feel the contractions getting worse? Now hold still… This won't hurt…" But it was too late, Piper had seen the nurse's eyes change color. She wasn't sure what the 'nurse' was, but she knew it was a demon. She froze her and called out to Leo.

"Yeah, honey, what is I-…." Leo was cut off as he saw the nurse. Piper had frozen the nurse in mid-eye change.

"I am not giving birth in a hospital filled with demons!" Piper hissed at him, thoroughly mad.

"I know, but I don't think the doctor is evil, he just said he thought the nurse wanted to chat with you about how it would feel, one on one, since she'd given birth before." Leo said, a little destressed.

"Well go get Paige and Phoebe, they'll want to know." And Leo left.

~end of chapter~