Source Prue
Chapter II
"Oh come on Cole…you're supposed to help me!" Phoebe whines, while she rubs Cole's chest affectionately…and then some...
"Who the hell said that?" Cole exclaims, as he sits up from the pose he had taken to start the scene, looking mighty good, lying down on their bed, with a miniature towel for only clothing.
"That's why you're on this show, honey…" Phoebe coos.
"I'm gonna have to talk to those writers," Cole protests, while trying his best to keep the towel from falling off. "I'm having a serious identity crisis, baby…"
"Hey, you looked like you knew what to do earlier," Phoebe teases, while making sure that his face is directly over her cleavage.
"Please babe," Cole replies, trying his best to look away…but not really succeeding.
"I can't think when you do that."
"What's there to think about?"
"Look Phoebe, I came to this show as a bad guy that didn't look like one, and then I became a reformed bad guy for a while, and then a sweet reformed bad guy for about two episodes, and then a shady good guy for another two, oh and let's not forget the one half episode where I was bad and then you made me a good guy again with that potion, what was in there already? And after that, oh yeah, I had to be the shady hero again, until I became human and was supposed to adapt, but for everything human I did, everyone said I looked like a dork, but of course that was to justify me becoming the ultimate bad boy while still being in love with you…"
"Cole, STOP!"
"What," Cole questions between ragged breaths.
"Sweetie, you're turning blue!"
Cole tries to catch his breath before talking again.
"Phoebe…do you think someone has it in for me?"
"Of course not! Why would you say that?"
"I don't know…maybe this role has finally gotten to me. Heck I've started to think I'm a god…"
"Honey, you're not crazy… you are a god!"
"You're too cute…but really… how does Leo do it?"
"Do what?"
"I mean all this exposition and he doesn't seem to break a sweat?"
"Sweetie, it's just because you think… Now about helping me…"
"I think…"
"See?"
"Oh alright," Cole says grudgingly. "But first…you promised me something…"
(The director jumps up and down, clapping hands: "Oh yes, now please! We don't have much time…")
"You're both such dogs," Phoebe pouts half-heartedly.
"Please, pretty please," Cole asks with a grin.
"Ok," Phoebe agrees with a baby voice and an alluring smile.
Then, she starts running around the bed in her almost inexistent negligee, while Cole, as well as the director, watch with big smiles.
"That's my girl!"
(The director: "Don't I wish she were mine!"
The A/D: "Piper?"
The director barely turns toward him: "Who?"
"The one who's gonna chew our butts if we don't get to the attic set like yesterday?"
The director sighs deeply while watching until the very last moment, and then in a very soft voice he says: "Cut…"
The A/D: "What was that?"
The director glares at his assistant before saying louder: "Cut!" (Crap! And to think I was actually having some fun on this set!
The cameraman lingers there until Cole goes off the set and then, he moves toward the attic one.
The A/D: "Took you long enough…"
The cameraman just smiles while trailing: "Yeah….")
When they enter the attic set, Piper is already saying her lines.
"Oh my god, what am I gonna do? I can't let my best sister die."
(The Director thinks: "We could, why can't she?"
To Piper he says: "Cut honey, it's a wrap.")
"What? I had a whole page of script to tell," Piper replies, obviously miffed.
(The Director: "You said it so beautifully… Trust me, the kids will be ecstatic and praise your talent." ("Oh my, here comes the babysitting again…")
"Besides, now that Prue's back, you know that the lines will have to be divided equally…")
"Of course," Piper trails with a vague stare. ("Remember, she's your friend…you love her…")
("Now honey, it's time for you to try vanquishing Prue.")
A big smile spreads over Piper's lips.
"Right!" ("You love her, remember; she's your best friend…")
"Let's go!"
Leo is kissing Prue's feet and she looks down with a satisfied grin.
"Ya know," She tells the Seer, who is watching this, half-disgusted, half-amused, "that's how all men should behave."
"As much as I might approve of your theory, my liege…what good is this evil wimp to you now?"
"Hey," Leo protests, "I'm not evil!"
"At ease," Prue commands. Leo stands up and takes a few steps back.
"Hum…you might've a point there… Ok Leo… you're evil and now is the time to do what you promised me."
"I am?"
"Yeah, Leo… you are," Prue utters irritably.
"Alright then…What do you want me to do?"
Prue sighs.
"Let me give you a little relationship advice first…"Prue says then, as she whispers something in Leo's ear. This one suddenly grins widely.
"Oh yeah," Leo exclaims. "Right away, Mistress…"
Leo orbs (walks) away joyously.
Piper comes in the kitchen to find Phoebe and Cole all over each other and she screams.
"Phoebe! I said that we didn't need him."
"Really? You did?"
"Don't play innocent with me!"
"Come on Piper. We could use Cole's help."
"In doing what? I wouldn't turn my back on him…"
"Hey I'm still here," Cole protests.
"That's my point," Piper stubbornly answers.
"Your sister really needs to relax…and besides, it's you, Piper, who I can't turn my back on…If I do remember correctly, you blew me to bits."
"Obviously we forgot a few pieces."
"Hey you two, we got a bigger problem like how we'll vanquish Prue…" Phoebe intervenes.
There is a long pause, and then Paige enters.
"Phoebe has a point. Prue's a danger to us, Piper. We can't risk…wait a minute! Isn't there something missing here?"
Both Phoebe and Paige turn toward Piper with questioning stares.
"What?" Piper questions them.
"Where's the "we can't vanquish our sister" line? I distinctly remember reading it in the script…"
"Oh yeah…that…must've slipped my mind…" Piper utters with a sheepish smile. ("I love Prue, she's my best friend…I love Prue…don't I?")
Piper is about to say something when Leo enters the room, and then she practically falls on her butt.
"Leo!"
"What?" He asks.
"What's with the leather?"
"That's the first of a lot of things that will change around here!" He says with authority, and then smiling:
"Looks good doesn't it?"
"I wouldn't say that," Piper replies with an annoyed frown. "Go change into something else."
"No!"
"What?" Piper exclaims incredulously.
"I'm done being your puppy!"
Cole pulls Phoebe aside.
"Wow, I didn't think he had it in him. Bravo!"
"Cole! He's being rude!"
"So?" Cole questions with a big grin.
Leo calls to Piper then:
"Wife, here!" ("Wow, I like this evil bit. I don't think I wanna go back to being a wimp…I'll have a talk with Spelling about that…")
"I'm not going anywhere," Piper replies, more irritated by the moment.
Leo moves quickly toward Piper and kisses her passionately before she can protest. As soon as he lets go, she tries to, but he stops her.
"Silence wife. I've got enough of your complaints, and your cue cards and the rest. Now you're coming with me, no questions asked…"
Piper looks up in surprise.
"Leo," she trails this time, as a vague smile appears on her lips. ("Who the hell is that hunk and what did they do with Leo? Never mind. I like this one.")
"All you had to do is ask…"
"Wait a minute," Paige interrupts, "where are you going? And what did the Elders say?"
"The Elders are a bunch of quacks, who never know anything. You shouldn't bother with them," Leo answers assuredly, as he prepares to orb.
As much as Cole enjoys the spectacle, a look at Phoebe's worried expression gives him the idea that he should do something. He goes to Leo and grabs him away from Piper. Then he asks:
"Hey man, can I talk to you?"
"About what," Leo questions rudely.
"Ok Leo, I get it that you haven't had any in a while. ("I'll never understand how she got pregnant…"). But seriously, you might wanna wait until this crisis is over."
"That never stopped you…" Leo answers pointedly.
"Yeah, but…"
"Between you, me and the pillow… no wait that didn't come out right…anyway, I'm evil now, I don't care…" Leo says before orbing (pulling) Piper away.
Before they left, Cole exclaims:
"Hey, Leo is evil!"
"Hey," Leo protests. "We're not gone yet!"
"Oh I wasn't thinking…" Cole answers sheepishly.
"Sweetie," Phoebe utters with a grin, "you're making progress…"
Cole eyes her. ("Oh no! I've got to do something or they'll turn me into the dolt!")
To Phoebe:
"Let's go back to your room…"
"What? Come on Cole, we're having a crisis here…"
"So do I…" Cole says as he watches the cameraman and a few female crew members gazing at Leo…
"I got a headache, honey…" Phoebe says then.
("Oh no, I'm dead. Ok yeah I'm dead anyway, but soon I'll only be a painting on the wall…like… like … Leo! That's it, I gotta get him good again or I'm done for…")
"Let's go vanquish your sister!" Cole exclaims then.
"What, now?"
"The sooner the better!"
Chapter II
"Oh come on Cole…you're supposed to help me!" Phoebe whines, while she rubs Cole's chest affectionately…and then some...
"Who the hell said that?" Cole exclaims, as he sits up from the pose he had taken to start the scene, looking mighty good, lying down on their bed, with a miniature towel for only clothing.
"That's why you're on this show, honey…" Phoebe coos.
"I'm gonna have to talk to those writers," Cole protests, while trying his best to keep the towel from falling off. "I'm having a serious identity crisis, baby…"
"Hey, you looked like you knew what to do earlier," Phoebe teases, while making sure that his face is directly over her cleavage.
"Please babe," Cole replies, trying his best to look away…but not really succeeding.
"I can't think when you do that."
"What's there to think about?"
"Look Phoebe, I came to this show as a bad guy that didn't look like one, and then I became a reformed bad guy for a while, and then a sweet reformed bad guy for about two episodes, and then a shady good guy for another two, oh and let's not forget the one half episode where I was bad and then you made me a good guy again with that potion, what was in there already? And after that, oh yeah, I had to be the shady hero again, until I became human and was supposed to adapt, but for everything human I did, everyone said I looked like a dork, but of course that was to justify me becoming the ultimate bad boy while still being in love with you…"
"Cole, STOP!"
"What," Cole questions between ragged breaths.
"Sweetie, you're turning blue!"
Cole tries to catch his breath before talking again.
"Phoebe…do you think someone has it in for me?"
"Of course not! Why would you say that?"
"I don't know…maybe this role has finally gotten to me. Heck I've started to think I'm a god…"
"Honey, you're not crazy… you are a god!"
"You're too cute…but really… how does Leo do it?"
"Do what?"
"I mean all this exposition and he doesn't seem to break a sweat?"
"Sweetie, it's just because you think… Now about helping me…"
"I think…"
"See?"
"Oh alright," Cole says grudgingly. "But first…you promised me something…"
(The director jumps up and down, clapping hands: "Oh yes, now please! We don't have much time…")
"You're both such dogs," Phoebe pouts half-heartedly.
"Please, pretty please," Cole asks with a grin.
"Ok," Phoebe agrees with a baby voice and an alluring smile.
Then, she starts running around the bed in her almost inexistent negligee, while Cole, as well as the director, watch with big smiles.
"That's my girl!"
(The director: "Don't I wish she were mine!"
The A/D: "Piper?"
The director barely turns toward him: "Who?"
"The one who's gonna chew our butts if we don't get to the attic set like yesterday?"
The director sighs deeply while watching until the very last moment, and then in a very soft voice he says: "Cut…"
The A/D: "What was that?"
The director glares at his assistant before saying louder: "Cut!" (Crap! And to think I was actually having some fun on this set!
The cameraman lingers there until Cole goes off the set and then, he moves toward the attic one.
The A/D: "Took you long enough…"
The cameraman just smiles while trailing: "Yeah….")
When they enter the attic set, Piper is already saying her lines.
"Oh my god, what am I gonna do? I can't let my best sister die."
(The Director thinks: "We could, why can't she?"
To Piper he says: "Cut honey, it's a wrap.")
"What? I had a whole page of script to tell," Piper replies, obviously miffed.
(The Director: "You said it so beautifully… Trust me, the kids will be ecstatic and praise your talent." ("Oh my, here comes the babysitting again…")
"Besides, now that Prue's back, you know that the lines will have to be divided equally…")
"Of course," Piper trails with a vague stare. ("Remember, she's your friend…you love her…")
("Now honey, it's time for you to try vanquishing Prue.")
A big smile spreads over Piper's lips.
"Right!" ("You love her, remember; she's your best friend…")
"Let's go!"
Leo is kissing Prue's feet and she looks down with a satisfied grin.
"Ya know," She tells the Seer, who is watching this, half-disgusted, half-amused, "that's how all men should behave."
"As much as I might approve of your theory, my liege…what good is this evil wimp to you now?"
"Hey," Leo protests, "I'm not evil!"
"At ease," Prue commands. Leo stands up and takes a few steps back.
"Hum…you might've a point there… Ok Leo… you're evil and now is the time to do what you promised me."
"I am?"
"Yeah, Leo… you are," Prue utters irritably.
"Alright then…What do you want me to do?"
Prue sighs.
"Let me give you a little relationship advice first…"Prue says then, as she whispers something in Leo's ear. This one suddenly grins widely.
"Oh yeah," Leo exclaims. "Right away, Mistress…"
Leo orbs (walks) away joyously.
Piper comes in the kitchen to find Phoebe and Cole all over each other and she screams.
"Phoebe! I said that we didn't need him."
"Really? You did?"
"Don't play innocent with me!"
"Come on Piper. We could use Cole's help."
"In doing what? I wouldn't turn my back on him…"
"Hey I'm still here," Cole protests.
"That's my point," Piper stubbornly answers.
"Your sister really needs to relax…and besides, it's you, Piper, who I can't turn my back on…If I do remember correctly, you blew me to bits."
"Obviously we forgot a few pieces."
"Hey you two, we got a bigger problem like how we'll vanquish Prue…" Phoebe intervenes.
There is a long pause, and then Paige enters.
"Phoebe has a point. Prue's a danger to us, Piper. We can't risk…wait a minute! Isn't there something missing here?"
Both Phoebe and Paige turn toward Piper with questioning stares.
"What?" Piper questions them.
"Where's the "we can't vanquish our sister" line? I distinctly remember reading it in the script…"
"Oh yeah…that…must've slipped my mind…" Piper utters with a sheepish smile. ("I love Prue, she's my best friend…I love Prue…don't I?")
Piper is about to say something when Leo enters the room, and then she practically falls on her butt.
"Leo!"
"What?" He asks.
"What's with the leather?"
"That's the first of a lot of things that will change around here!" He says with authority, and then smiling:
"Looks good doesn't it?"
"I wouldn't say that," Piper replies with an annoyed frown. "Go change into something else."
"No!"
"What?" Piper exclaims incredulously.
"I'm done being your puppy!"
Cole pulls Phoebe aside.
"Wow, I didn't think he had it in him. Bravo!"
"Cole! He's being rude!"
"So?" Cole questions with a big grin.
Leo calls to Piper then:
"Wife, here!" ("Wow, I like this evil bit. I don't think I wanna go back to being a wimp…I'll have a talk with Spelling about that…")
"I'm not going anywhere," Piper replies, more irritated by the moment.
Leo moves quickly toward Piper and kisses her passionately before she can protest. As soon as he lets go, she tries to, but he stops her.
"Silence wife. I've got enough of your complaints, and your cue cards and the rest. Now you're coming with me, no questions asked…"
Piper looks up in surprise.
"Leo," she trails this time, as a vague smile appears on her lips. ("Who the hell is that hunk and what did they do with Leo? Never mind. I like this one.")
"All you had to do is ask…"
"Wait a minute," Paige interrupts, "where are you going? And what did the Elders say?"
"The Elders are a bunch of quacks, who never know anything. You shouldn't bother with them," Leo answers assuredly, as he prepares to orb.
As much as Cole enjoys the spectacle, a look at Phoebe's worried expression gives him the idea that he should do something. He goes to Leo and grabs him away from Piper. Then he asks:
"Hey man, can I talk to you?"
"About what," Leo questions rudely.
"Ok Leo, I get it that you haven't had any in a while. ("I'll never understand how she got pregnant…"). But seriously, you might wanna wait until this crisis is over."
"That never stopped you…" Leo answers pointedly.
"Yeah, but…"
"Between you, me and the pillow… no wait that didn't come out right…anyway, I'm evil now, I don't care…" Leo says before orbing (pulling) Piper away.
Before they left, Cole exclaims:
"Hey, Leo is evil!"
"Hey," Leo protests. "We're not gone yet!"
"Oh I wasn't thinking…" Cole answers sheepishly.
"Sweetie," Phoebe utters with a grin, "you're making progress…"
Cole eyes her. ("Oh no! I've got to do something or they'll turn me into the dolt!")
To Phoebe:
"Let's go back to your room…"
"What? Come on Cole, we're having a crisis here…"
"So do I…" Cole says as he watches the cameraman and a few female crew members gazing at Leo…
"I got a headache, honey…" Phoebe says then.
("Oh no, I'm dead. Ok yeah I'm dead anyway, but soon I'll only be a painting on the wall…like… like … Leo! That's it, I gotta get him good again or I'm done for…")
"Let's go vanquish your sister!" Cole exclaims then.
"What, now?"
"The sooner the better!"
