New friends
By vincent valentine
A/N:Where the hell did that review come from scizor? What communist bastards are you talking about? Anyway, your right. Writers block is the tool of the devil. Lets all find the gates of hell and defeat satan. ~picks up a torch and goes off in search of the gates~. And I would like to thank my sister crystal for giving me the idea to kill satan.
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(Tifa's pov)
I was devistated. The people of the slums could be dead already. I just walked along with Cloud next to me. I was then woke
up from my train of thought by a sudden blast of water.I was on the ground in the water of the sewers. When I looked up I saw a turtle like creature. It had a spear in its hand and it was pointed at my neck. I grabbed the spear and broke it. I looked around. Aries and Cloud were knocked out and Ash was having trouble with five other of the turtle like creatures. The one who owned the broken spear was out raged. It shot water from its mouth and it hit me. I hit the wall of the sewer hard. When I recovered my eyes glowed red. I got up and ran at the thing. When I was five feet away I yelled out "BEAT RUSH." I hit it in the head in the stomach and in the chest. It fell backwards and passed out. It had cracks in its shell where I hit it. It was also bleeding from what must have been its nose.I looked towards Ash. He had chopped off one of there heads and left another leg and armless. He was having trouble with one of them and din not notice the other two sneaking up behind him. I ran at them and hit them with the back of my hands. Ash then stabbed the one he was fighting through the head.
"Thanks, Lets take these assholes out!" He yelled and then ran at one of them. I followed his example and ran to the other. It swung its spear at my head. I was just able to duck before it sliced my head off, but it did manage to cut my hair clean off. I looked down and saw most of my hair in the sewer water. I was really mad. I never was the kinda girl to take better care of my hair more then my body but that did not mean I did not lie my hair. I ran at the thing and jumped up. I turned upside-down and grabbed the things head and balanced my weight so I would go over to the other side of it. When my feet touched the ground I pulled with all my strength and thrown it over my head and to the other side of the sewers. I looked around and found Ash on the ground. Somehow that thing was able to beat Ash. That meant it was all up to me. The thing was running straight at me and it had its spear aimed straight for my stomach. I jumped up and landed on its head and then jumped off. It was hurt but not down.It seemed to be driven by anger and was acting stupid. It seemed to be mad because its friends were killed. It sprinted towards me and let out a loud scream. I moved out of the way and hit the handle of the spear. It broke in two and left it without a weapon. It was now hand-to-hand combat and that was my element. I uppercutted it and broke its jaw to make sure it did not send anymore water at me. I did a round house kic to its head hoping it would kill it but the thing was still standing. It then punched my stomach and clawed my face. Its claws msut have been poisoness cause I felt my strenght leave me. I ran and reached into my pocket. I always carried a antidote incase I got poisoned. I stuck the needle into my arm and injected the green liquid. Maybe thats how that thing beat Ash. It must have poisoned him. I kicked the thing in the face. It then hit me in the face and sent me flying into the wall.
"You bastard!" I yelled at it. I felt something sharp on my hand. It was one of the other turtles spears. I held the handle tight waiting for the right moment. Wathcing for signs that the enemy would attack, just like I was trained to. The thing then ran straight at me. It was two feet away when it was in just the right position. I put the spear in front of me and it went right through the turtles head. The fight was over. I had just barely won. I got up and walked over to Ash. I checked his pulse to see if he was alive and was glad to find out he was. I looked at his battle meter and saw that his hp wasn't going down anymore. The poison must not be fatal. I used a pheinix down on each of them and watched there eyes begin to open.
"Damn it, I almost had that bastrad!" Ash yelled in frustration.
"Well, just be glad you are alive." I said
"My head hurts" Cloud said while rubbing his head. He got up and picked up his buster sword.
"What happened to your hair Tifa!!!"Aries yelled really loud. I had forgotten about how my hair had got cut off in the heat of battle. I looked into the water. It was just clear enough to see that my hair was cut clean off. It was a little crooked but that could be easily fixed. My hair barely even went to my shoulders.I had always kept my hair long because my moms hair was long. It took along time to grow my hair that long.
"One of those stupid things cut it off." She said while holding it back in a pony tail. She went over to the corpse of the thing that cut her hair off and kicked it. "Lets just go." I said sadly. That battle had taken up a lot of time and we had to move fast if we even had a chance of saving everybody. This time we ran down the sewers. We stoped when we saw something glowing yellow and found that it was a steal materia. Cloud gave it to me. He said that him and Ash had no more slots in there armor and weapons. Also Aries refused to even go near it. I guess she hated stealing. I had three slots. Two in my new glove and one in my iron bangle. My glove had a Cure materia and a All materia. I placed the new materia securly into the slot and then ran on.
"The farther we go the more it smells like ass!" Cloud blurted out. We made it to the end of the tunnel and found a ladder. (I think its stupid to jump down a hole to go to the surface.) When we made it to the top we found that we was in the train graveyard. This place was in sector seven so we new that everyone was safe for now.We ran as fast as we could. It took along time to figure out to get through and I was getting worried.
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(Aries pov)
I hated this. I smelled like crap, my dress was torn, Shinra was about to kill an entire sectorfull of people, and I was now in a junkyard for trains and was having trouble keeping up with the others(I know, I know,Aries sounds like a whiney bitch. But just think about it this way. She may have grew up in the slums but she is pretty weak. Don't worry, she will get better as she travels more.) As we made our way through this maze I felt something touch my back. I turned around and found nothing. I looked in front of me and saw that the others were in front. I was getting freaked out by the second. I felt it again and this time when I looked around I saw a bit of white before it disapeared. I started to run faster and almost made it to the other but I was suddenly lifted in the air. I let out a shrill scream and started to kick and struggle against what was holding me. When I felt it let go I was happy until I relised that I was fifty feet in the air. As I fell I thought I was going to die. But then I felt something catch me. I looked up and saw Ashes face in front of mine. He put me on the ground and then drew his katana. In front of us was what looked like three ghosts. Cloud and Tifa were already trying to fight them but they couldn't even land a hit.
"Whats going on?" yelled a very frustrated Cloud. Hiw sword just went through them.
"They are ghost, physical attacks can't work on them." Ash yelled.(Ash knew this cause he had experience with ghost pokemon but it doesnt take a genius to figure out that attack shouldn't work)When he said that I started to cast spells on them. The ghost msut have been scared by magic because they ran off. But two second later out popped a monster. It had one eye and looked like a ghost. It was on a chariot and had a horse that looked like it was dead for a few weeks. We all started to cast spells except for Tifa who only had a cure spell . But she ran at it and grabbed at something. She had used the steal materia. She then smiled and handed me a rod. It had four slots and both ends were made of a strage purple and red metal(you can actually steal this from a moster there I just can't remember which). Then the monster sent a beam at me and everyone. We were all weakend and were close to pasing out. The beam also silenced us and we could not cast a spell.I would have passed out if it wern't for some energy keeping me awake.I used it to get me up. I was trying to reach for a potion to heal everyone but something stopped me. I put my hands in front of me and then a ball of energy appeared in my hands and it got bigger until it was the size of a basketball.It then left my hands and surrounded me and everybody else. All our injuries were healed and we were ready for more. We all ran at it and attacked. Cloud and Ash ran at the same time and attacked with there Combo Attack. I attacked the horse while Tifa did a jump kick and hit the thing in the head.
"I thought physical attacks could not hurt it. I guess we were wrong about this one." Cloud said. Tifa's jump kick had sent it off the chariot and the horse was running wild. The horse ran away and into the ruble. We watched the monster struggle. Then it started to stand. It was on two legs that seemed to be made of dirt. We surrounded it to make sure it did not escape. Tifa punched it and the I hit it with my rod. Ash then slashed it and then cloud did the same thing. The thing then disapeared and then the thrre ghosts that ran away appeared in its place. They each faded into nothing and left several items and some gil.We walked on. There was junk blocking everyway to get into the train station. While Ash and me were trying to climb over it Cloud and Tifa kept staring at these two trains. They started talking while we just got tired. Then we got a shock when there was a loud noise. Tifa was driving a train engine into one of the cars. the car was then pushed into a pile of junk.
"Thanks Tifa for making it harder to climb!!" I yelled. i was shut up when Aries slapped me."What was that for?"
"Look what Cloud is doing" She said and pointed behind me. Cloud was driving a engine backwards into another car. Only he stopped before it moved. Tifa then climbed up a ladder that was attached to the car. We ran across the top and then jumped down. We kept on running till we was in the train station. We could here the sound of bullets. We were very alarmed and started to sprint.When we got to the pillar we saw that almost everyone in the sector was there. We looked up and saw sveral bright flashes and Barret firing like crazy.
"It is a warzone up there!" One of the people exclaimed. There was a sudden smashing sound up above.
"That was Misty's Super Smash" Ash said. When he saw several Shinra troops fall down He began to smile, "Show them who is boss he yelled. Then there was a another body that fell. It was a round chubby man with a bandanna on his head. He was shot in the stomach three times and there was a gash on his fore head. There was a sickening snap as he hit the ground. He was spitting out blood and then he started to stutter something.
"Help ... Barret.... Sorry I wasn't... any help." He then passed out.
"Can't you help him?" Ash asked with concern in his voice. Cloud bowed his head.
"I can wake him up but the wound on his forehead probably injured the brain. Potions force the brain to heal the body quicker and if the brain is damaged it won't do any good. But I will try." He took out a phionix down adn revived him. He then put several potions on his wounds and watched. There was some kind of sizzling sound coming from the wounds. Nothing else happened. and soon he passed out again. This time he stopped breathing completly. All of us bowed our heads. Tifa punched the ground. She jumped up and then punched the air.
"Thats it! Shinra has killed enough people." She then shoved her way through the crowd of people. When she got to the gate she kicked it open.
"Aries will you go to the bar in town. There is a girl there. Get her the hell outta this place!" Cloud said.
"I'll help. I will get the people outta here." Ash said."Tell Misty I'll see her as soon as I'm done."
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(Cloud's pov)
As I ran up the stairs I heard Ash try and get all the people to leave. Most didn't even budge and one woman even tried to spray pepper spray in his eyes. She failed and he got clear of her. If it wern't for the situation I was in I would have laughed. I soon found Tifa. She was crying near Biggs. At closer examination You could see he was dead. I put my hand on her shoulder.
"Lets go.If we don't hurry even more people will die." She then wiped her eyes.
"Your right. We'll get them for all they have done." As we ran we came upon a frightning scene.There was about twenty troops. They wore a strange red suit and had proppelors on their hands. We were hesitant to fight. But we knew we had to get up there. We started to punch and slash like crazy. I was sticking my sword threw several, even cutting off some heads. Tifa broke some of their necks, and even smashed the proppelors and throwing them off the stairs. soon there only two left. One of them had it's proppelors smashed. I took the one still flying.I kept slashing at it in vain. Since there was no others it was able to dodge. it knew it was being aimed at and was able to keep out of reach. When I slashed it attacked. I got on the defencive. It got on the ground several times to use its proppelor as a weapon. It even hit me several times. It rose up into the air and then charged at me.I jumped up and slashed. He just dodged and I hit the railing.When I recovered I saw red.I yelled out CROSS SLASH I ran at the guy too fast for him to react. I slashed him vertically. Then horizontally. Then finally diagonlly.I just stood there watching his body fall to the ground in pieces.I was shocked when I heard a scream coming from behind me.I turned around and saw the other guy knock Tifa over the railing.
"Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!" I shouted. I stabbed the guy in the back and dropped my sword and the guys body on the ground. I ran to wear Tifa fell over and was releaved to find that she was holding on to a bar and she was still dangling. "Need a hand?" I asked.
"Lets see I'm dangling off a bar over almost 200 feet above the ground while my friends are up there and the plate may come down any minute. What do you think Sherlock?" She said and grabbed my hand.We ran on again. When we were almost to the top we found Jesse. She was nursing a bullet wound.
"Jesse, are you ok?" Tifa asked.
"I'll be fine. I have applied a potion to my wound. It will take a few more seconds to heal but I'm gonna continue." She got up and dusted herself off. They continued to run up to the top. Neither knowing whether they will make it threw this.
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Great. I finished this chapter. Next chapter: The battle with Reno. I know jesse dies in the game but I don't give a damn. I like her and I don't think it was fair that she got killed so early. Jesse is one of my favorite characters that wasn't a amin character. So If you don't like that shes gonna live you can kiss my ass. And if you got an idea for her weapon what should it be. I was thinking maybe she could use a dagger. Or maybe even a tazer. I like tazers. Tazers are cool!!!!!!!!!!!
By vincent valentine
A/N:Where the hell did that review come from scizor? What communist bastards are you talking about? Anyway, your right. Writers block is the tool of the devil. Lets all find the gates of hell and defeat satan. ~picks up a torch and goes off in search of the gates~. And I would like to thank my sister crystal for giving me the idea to kill satan.
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(Tifa's pov)
I was devistated. The people of the slums could be dead already. I just walked along with Cloud next to me. I was then woke
up from my train of thought by a sudden blast of water.I was on the ground in the water of the sewers. When I looked up I saw a turtle like creature. It had a spear in its hand and it was pointed at my neck. I grabbed the spear and broke it. I looked around. Aries and Cloud were knocked out and Ash was having trouble with five other of the turtle like creatures. The one who owned the broken spear was out raged. It shot water from its mouth and it hit me. I hit the wall of the sewer hard. When I recovered my eyes glowed red. I got up and ran at the thing. When I was five feet away I yelled out "BEAT RUSH." I hit it in the head in the stomach and in the chest. It fell backwards and passed out. It had cracks in its shell where I hit it. It was also bleeding from what must have been its nose.I looked towards Ash. He had chopped off one of there heads and left another leg and armless. He was having trouble with one of them and din not notice the other two sneaking up behind him. I ran at them and hit them with the back of my hands. Ash then stabbed the one he was fighting through the head.
"Thanks, Lets take these assholes out!" He yelled and then ran at one of them. I followed his example and ran to the other. It swung its spear at my head. I was just able to duck before it sliced my head off, but it did manage to cut my hair clean off. I looked down and saw most of my hair in the sewer water. I was really mad. I never was the kinda girl to take better care of my hair more then my body but that did not mean I did not lie my hair. I ran at the thing and jumped up. I turned upside-down and grabbed the things head and balanced my weight so I would go over to the other side of it. When my feet touched the ground I pulled with all my strength and thrown it over my head and to the other side of the sewers. I looked around and found Ash on the ground. Somehow that thing was able to beat Ash. That meant it was all up to me. The thing was running straight at me and it had its spear aimed straight for my stomach. I jumped up and landed on its head and then jumped off. It was hurt but not down.It seemed to be driven by anger and was acting stupid. It seemed to be mad because its friends were killed. It sprinted towards me and let out a loud scream. I moved out of the way and hit the handle of the spear. It broke in two and left it without a weapon. It was now hand-to-hand combat and that was my element. I uppercutted it and broke its jaw to make sure it did not send anymore water at me. I did a round house kic to its head hoping it would kill it but the thing was still standing. It then punched my stomach and clawed my face. Its claws msut have been poisoness cause I felt my strenght leave me. I ran and reached into my pocket. I always carried a antidote incase I got poisoned. I stuck the needle into my arm and injected the green liquid. Maybe thats how that thing beat Ash. It must have poisoned him. I kicked the thing in the face. It then hit me in the face and sent me flying into the wall.
"You bastard!" I yelled at it. I felt something sharp on my hand. It was one of the other turtles spears. I held the handle tight waiting for the right moment. Wathcing for signs that the enemy would attack, just like I was trained to. The thing then ran straight at me. It was two feet away when it was in just the right position. I put the spear in front of me and it went right through the turtles head. The fight was over. I had just barely won. I got up and walked over to Ash. I checked his pulse to see if he was alive and was glad to find out he was. I looked at his battle meter and saw that his hp wasn't going down anymore. The poison must not be fatal. I used a pheinix down on each of them and watched there eyes begin to open.
"Damn it, I almost had that bastrad!" Ash yelled in frustration.
"Well, just be glad you are alive." I said
"My head hurts" Cloud said while rubbing his head. He got up and picked up his buster sword.
"What happened to your hair Tifa!!!"Aries yelled really loud. I had forgotten about how my hair had got cut off in the heat of battle. I looked into the water. It was just clear enough to see that my hair was cut clean off. It was a little crooked but that could be easily fixed. My hair barely even went to my shoulders.I had always kept my hair long because my moms hair was long. It took along time to grow my hair that long.
"One of those stupid things cut it off." She said while holding it back in a pony tail. She went over to the corpse of the thing that cut her hair off and kicked it. "Lets just go." I said sadly. That battle had taken up a lot of time and we had to move fast if we even had a chance of saving everybody. This time we ran down the sewers. We stoped when we saw something glowing yellow and found that it was a steal materia. Cloud gave it to me. He said that him and Ash had no more slots in there armor and weapons. Also Aries refused to even go near it. I guess she hated stealing. I had three slots. Two in my new glove and one in my iron bangle. My glove had a Cure materia and a All materia. I placed the new materia securly into the slot and then ran on.
"The farther we go the more it smells like ass!" Cloud blurted out. We made it to the end of the tunnel and found a ladder. (I think its stupid to jump down a hole to go to the surface.) When we made it to the top we found that we was in the train graveyard. This place was in sector seven so we new that everyone was safe for now.We ran as fast as we could. It took along time to figure out to get through and I was getting worried.
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(Aries pov)
I hated this. I smelled like crap, my dress was torn, Shinra was about to kill an entire sectorfull of people, and I was now in a junkyard for trains and was having trouble keeping up with the others(I know, I know,Aries sounds like a whiney bitch. But just think about it this way. She may have grew up in the slums but she is pretty weak. Don't worry, she will get better as she travels more.) As we made our way through this maze I felt something touch my back. I turned around and found nothing. I looked in front of me and saw that the others were in front. I was getting freaked out by the second. I felt it again and this time when I looked around I saw a bit of white before it disapeared. I started to run faster and almost made it to the other but I was suddenly lifted in the air. I let out a shrill scream and started to kick and struggle against what was holding me. When I felt it let go I was happy until I relised that I was fifty feet in the air. As I fell I thought I was going to die. But then I felt something catch me. I looked up and saw Ashes face in front of mine. He put me on the ground and then drew his katana. In front of us was what looked like three ghosts. Cloud and Tifa were already trying to fight them but they couldn't even land a hit.
"Whats going on?" yelled a very frustrated Cloud. Hiw sword just went through them.
"They are ghost, physical attacks can't work on them." Ash yelled.(Ash knew this cause he had experience with ghost pokemon but it doesnt take a genius to figure out that attack shouldn't work)When he said that I started to cast spells on them. The ghost msut have been scared by magic because they ran off. But two second later out popped a monster. It had one eye and looked like a ghost. It was on a chariot and had a horse that looked like it was dead for a few weeks. We all started to cast spells except for Tifa who only had a cure spell . But she ran at it and grabbed at something. She had used the steal materia. She then smiled and handed me a rod. It had four slots and both ends were made of a strage purple and red metal(you can actually steal this from a moster there I just can't remember which). Then the monster sent a beam at me and everyone. We were all weakend and were close to pasing out. The beam also silenced us and we could not cast a spell.I would have passed out if it wern't for some energy keeping me awake.I used it to get me up. I was trying to reach for a potion to heal everyone but something stopped me. I put my hands in front of me and then a ball of energy appeared in my hands and it got bigger until it was the size of a basketball.It then left my hands and surrounded me and everybody else. All our injuries were healed and we were ready for more. We all ran at it and attacked. Cloud and Ash ran at the same time and attacked with there Combo Attack. I attacked the horse while Tifa did a jump kick and hit the thing in the head.
"I thought physical attacks could not hurt it. I guess we were wrong about this one." Cloud said. Tifa's jump kick had sent it off the chariot and the horse was running wild. The horse ran away and into the ruble. We watched the monster struggle. Then it started to stand. It was on two legs that seemed to be made of dirt. We surrounded it to make sure it did not escape. Tifa punched it and the I hit it with my rod. Ash then slashed it and then cloud did the same thing. The thing then disapeared and then the thrre ghosts that ran away appeared in its place. They each faded into nothing and left several items and some gil.We walked on. There was junk blocking everyway to get into the train station. While Ash and me were trying to climb over it Cloud and Tifa kept staring at these two trains. They started talking while we just got tired. Then we got a shock when there was a loud noise. Tifa was driving a train engine into one of the cars. the car was then pushed into a pile of junk.
"Thanks Tifa for making it harder to climb!!" I yelled. i was shut up when Aries slapped me."What was that for?"
"Look what Cloud is doing" She said and pointed behind me. Cloud was driving a engine backwards into another car. Only he stopped before it moved. Tifa then climbed up a ladder that was attached to the car. We ran across the top and then jumped down. We kept on running till we was in the train station. We could here the sound of bullets. We were very alarmed and started to sprint.When we got to the pillar we saw that almost everyone in the sector was there. We looked up and saw sveral bright flashes and Barret firing like crazy.
"It is a warzone up there!" One of the people exclaimed. There was a sudden smashing sound up above.
"That was Misty's Super Smash" Ash said. When he saw several Shinra troops fall down He began to smile, "Show them who is boss he yelled. Then there was a another body that fell. It was a round chubby man with a bandanna on his head. He was shot in the stomach three times and there was a gash on his fore head. There was a sickening snap as he hit the ground. He was spitting out blood and then he started to stutter something.
"Help ... Barret.... Sorry I wasn't... any help." He then passed out.
"Can't you help him?" Ash asked with concern in his voice. Cloud bowed his head.
"I can wake him up but the wound on his forehead probably injured the brain. Potions force the brain to heal the body quicker and if the brain is damaged it won't do any good. But I will try." He took out a phionix down adn revived him. He then put several potions on his wounds and watched. There was some kind of sizzling sound coming from the wounds. Nothing else happened. and soon he passed out again. This time he stopped breathing completly. All of us bowed our heads. Tifa punched the ground. She jumped up and then punched the air.
"Thats it! Shinra has killed enough people." She then shoved her way through the crowd of people. When she got to the gate she kicked it open.
"Aries will you go to the bar in town. There is a girl there. Get her the hell outta this place!" Cloud said.
"I'll help. I will get the people outta here." Ash said."Tell Misty I'll see her as soon as I'm done."
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(Cloud's pov)
As I ran up the stairs I heard Ash try and get all the people to leave. Most didn't even budge and one woman even tried to spray pepper spray in his eyes. She failed and he got clear of her. If it wern't for the situation I was in I would have laughed. I soon found Tifa. She was crying near Biggs. At closer examination You could see he was dead. I put my hand on her shoulder.
"Lets go.If we don't hurry even more people will die." She then wiped her eyes.
"Your right. We'll get them for all they have done." As we ran we came upon a frightning scene.There was about twenty troops. They wore a strange red suit and had proppelors on their hands. We were hesitant to fight. But we knew we had to get up there. We started to punch and slash like crazy. I was sticking my sword threw several, even cutting off some heads. Tifa broke some of their necks, and even smashed the proppelors and throwing them off the stairs. soon there only two left. One of them had it's proppelors smashed. I took the one still flying.I kept slashing at it in vain. Since there was no others it was able to dodge. it knew it was being aimed at and was able to keep out of reach. When I slashed it attacked. I got on the defencive. It got on the ground several times to use its proppelor as a weapon. It even hit me several times. It rose up into the air and then charged at me.I jumped up and slashed. He just dodged and I hit the railing.When I recovered I saw red.I yelled out CROSS SLASH I ran at the guy too fast for him to react. I slashed him vertically. Then horizontally. Then finally diagonlly.I just stood there watching his body fall to the ground in pieces.I was shocked when I heard a scream coming from behind me.I turned around and saw the other guy knock Tifa over the railing.
"Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!" I shouted. I stabbed the guy in the back and dropped my sword and the guys body on the ground. I ran to wear Tifa fell over and was releaved to find that she was holding on to a bar and she was still dangling. "Need a hand?" I asked.
"Lets see I'm dangling off a bar over almost 200 feet above the ground while my friends are up there and the plate may come down any minute. What do you think Sherlock?" She said and grabbed my hand.We ran on again. When we were almost to the top we found Jesse. She was nursing a bullet wound.
"Jesse, are you ok?" Tifa asked.
"I'll be fine. I have applied a potion to my wound. It will take a few more seconds to heal but I'm gonna continue." She got up and dusted herself off. They continued to run up to the top. Neither knowing whether they will make it threw this.
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Great. I finished this chapter. Next chapter: The battle with Reno. I know jesse dies in the game but I don't give a damn. I like her and I don't think it was fair that she got killed so early. Jesse is one of my favorite characters that wasn't a amin character. So If you don't like that shes gonna live you can kiss my ass. And if you got an idea for her weapon what should it be. I was thinking maybe she could use a dagger. Or maybe even a tazer. I like tazers. Tazers are cool!!!!!!!!!!!
