Tenshi and Sakura were eagerly giggling about something unknown, Tenryu was silently falling asleep until Dragonchans screamed 'HI!'into his ear, and Vash and Wolfwood were lazily examining their surroundings. "Look…there's a rock, Tongari." "A tree…Wolfwood, look.", was a usual account of their examinations.
"Yo! ^^", an ICQ message box labeled 'Jaryd (Online)-Message Session' popped up.
Sakura grinned. "Yo, Jaryd. I was right! You are nothing but an ICQ message box!", she crowed.
"… ¬¬;;", was all that the message box said.
"Jaryd, ignore her. ^^ Look…your Bara no Chi character's namesake!", Tenshi pointed to Vash.
"And I'm forgotten…", Wolfwood muttered while Vash just blinked.
Wolfwood was immediately glomped on by Sakura…and…a black kitten? "Diaaaaaaaaa!", Sakura pouted, "I had him first!"
"But I'm older", the kitten meowed.
Sakura just hung onto Wolfwood's neck and growled at Diana the Kitten. Tenshi, Vash, Dragonchans, and the Jaryd ICQ message box all laughed at Wolfwood. (Tenryu, of course, just rolled his eyes and went to sleep.) Wolfwood glared at them. "Why me?", he said to the heavens.
"Because you're just so cute!", both Sakura and Diana chorused and immediately started snuggling him.
Wolfwood fell over, though Sakura and Diana wouldn't let go. "Wolfwood, don't despair!", Jaryd the ICQ message box declared, "I can save you from the wraths of Sakura and Skye!", and somehow the box put on Hamasaki Ayumi-sama's Fly High (Voodoo_Serano Remix).
Dragonchans, Diana, Tenshi and Sakura all started dancing (kinda freakily, I should add), while Tenryu groaned and stuck his head in a rose bush. Alas, for poor Tenryu, the rose bush did nothing except scratch his elegant head. Vash and Wolfwood just stared. "Our adventures were never THIS weird, ne, Wolfwood?", Vash asked, aqua eyes open wide with amazement at the sight of insanity before him. (Jaryd was also being crazy; he was laughing {Somehow…} maniacally. o.o)
Wolfwood sighed "Yes, you're right, Tongari."
Vash's eyes widened again. "I AM?! WOW! It's amazing!", and with that, started dancing with the girls.
Jaryd the ICQ message box conveniently changed the song to Hana, yet another song by Hamasaki Ayumi-sama. Sakura, having downloaded 54 Hamasaki Ayumi-sama's MP3s, and having downloaded Hana (She had also downloaded Fly High (Voodoo_Serano Remix) but decided not to sing.), sang along. Vash started dancing with the girls all in a ring around him. Wolfwood just shook his head and aimed the Cross Punisher at a random target in the trees.
BOOM!
"Wolfwood!", Vash yelled.
Wolfwood had aimed at a perfectly innocent bird who was innocently stealing away with Vash's silver .45 long colt. (The bird was huge, I say! Looked like a cross between an eagle and a ostrich! 'Twas pretty ugly, now that I think of it…) "If you don't want your gun back, then fine by me.", Wolfwood put away the Cross Punisher back in its wrapping of canvas and belts.
Vash's eyes now looked like dinner plates. (I Am…by Hamasaki Ayumi-sama was now playing.) "Bloody bird! I need that gun!", Vash had reached a crossroads…shoot the bird and get his gun, or letting the bird fly away with it and possibly letting HIM get the gun.
Vash cursed. Tenryu took his head out of the rosebush, which was now seriously scratched. (His head, not the rose bush! And Immature by Ayumi-sama is playing. ^_~ Hey, this is being typed up listening to those songs!) "I can fly you up there", Tenryu offered.
"Really, Mr. Dragon?! I am not worthy!", and with that Vash started bowing until Wolfwood smacked him on the head.
"Go! The bird's getting away!", Wolfwood barked. (Hehe…Wolfwood barked…get it? No…~.~;;)
Vash sat himself on Tenryu's lower back, and the alabaster dragon spread his majestic wings. The dragon and its temporary rider flew up into the air. Dragonchans also spread her small, but still majestic silver wings and flew up too. (Kanariya was playing now. All of the songs are by Hamasaki Ayumi-sama, okay?!) Dragonchans never looked as elegant as she did then. She lazily circled around the bird, confusing it. When Tenryu and Vash got close enough, she flew high up into the air, and dived back down, looking as though she was born from the sun.
She landed swiftly and gracefully and did a dragon bow. Everyone clapped (even Jaryd the ICQ message box; I don't know HOW he clapped, but he did).
Up in the sky, (SKY, not SKYE!) Vash was having a hard time getting his gun back. He didn't want to shoot the bird (however ugly and irritating the damn bloody thing was), but it seemed he had no choice. Wolfwood, looking above, sighed heavily. "Yo, Dragon.", he said to Dragonchans.
"Yepyepyep?", she asked hyperly.
"Bring me and my Cross Punisher up in the sky, please", Wolfwood said, sweatdropping.
"Ooh…Dragonchans…you're so lucky…bring us too!", Diana and Sakura pronounced, the first part with jealousy, the ending with 'magical brilliance'.
"Woah! I can't carry Wolfwood, the Cross Punisher, AND you two! I'm not as big as TenTen you know! I can hardly bring him and his weapons, forget about you!", Dragonchans cried out.
Jaryd and Tenshi were just laughing and talking. Tenshi hadn't talked to him in a long time, thanks to a little issue called LIFE. (Love (Since 1999) was playing. Let's just say Jaryd had made a never ending CD, okay? o_O;;)
What happens next? Will Vash get his gun from the ugly, damnable eagle/ostrich? Will Wolfwood get up in the sky? Will LIFE slow down for Tenshi and give her some moments to herself? WILL Jaryd the ICQ message box's CD ever end?! Are there even MORE people ready to pop up?! Will Sakura and Diana have a catfight?! (Hehe…pun…Diana's a kitten and Sakura is a catgirl…get it? ~.~;; Forget it, then.) WILL Sakura ever have a singing career?! (Heh…don't count on it anytime soon…and 'sides…it won't say. :p)
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Yo again! XD. *Dancing to Love -Destiny- by, yet again, Hamasaki Ayumi-sama* Now…Jaryd is a real guy. ^^. Of course, everyone except Vash and Wolfwood in this whole story are real. (Except the eagle/ostrich. I have no idea where the HELL that came from o_O). Diana is the ringleader! XD. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't know ANYONE in this story and then it wouldn't exist. HEY! I hear you all saying, 'Damn you, Diana!'. Don't damn Dia-sama! XD. Anyway, if her boyfriend Alex gets his butt in gear, I might be able to put him in the next chapter. ^-^. And, yes, blame Jaryd for all the Ayumi-sama songs. He got me into her music in the first place! Anyway…ja for now!
-Sakura
