X vs the Survey
KY: Seishirou's response…Ho boy. This one is actually based on a response I wrote in response to the survey part of this was based on. I wrote it from my other email address, which only three of my friends know about (it's sakurazakumori@hotmail.com). I wrote as Seishirou. It was fun! But I never sent it. Too embarrassed, y'know. Besides, I thought my other friends (who I was also sending it to) would know it was me. Oh well…At least I got inspiration for this fanfic….
(PS: You can't imagine how hard I was laughing as I typed this up. It didn't help that I was listening to Seishirou's Character File and 'Super Duper Love Day" from Card Captor Sakura and whatever else I have on my playlist.)
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Chapter four: Sei-chan replies
The next day when Subaru woke up, he found Seishirou gone. It was typical of the older man to leave sometime during the night, though Subaru wasn't sure when. Subaru always fell asleep with Seishirou at his side and always woke up alone. Subaru hated it, but he knew it was for the best.
Curiously, Subaru's laptop had somehow moved from the floor to the nightstand. He figured Seishirou must have moved it to save it from being stepped on. Lingering on the thought no longer, Subaru turned on his laptop and logged online to see if he had gotten any new email.
When his inbox came up, he nearly fainted. He had received an email from Seishirou. That would have excited him and made him happy if the email had not been a response to the survey. Shit! he cursed mentally. I must have forgotten to turn off my computer and he must have seen the message. There was nothing Subaru could do about it, though. He opened the email to see how bad it was.
Bad was an understatement for the email. Subaru hadn't read the message yet, however. What determined it as bad early on were the other people Seishirou had sent it to. Not only had the assassin sent it to the Dragons of Heaven, but also to the Dragons of Earth. Along with his message, he had sent Yuzariha's, Kamui's, and his replies.
"They're going to kill me," Subaru concluded in a dazed voice.
He began to read what the Sakurazakumori had written.
What time is it? 2:00 AM
Name: Seishirou Sakurazakumori
Nickname: The Sakurazakumori, Seishirou-san (by an intimate relation *smiles and waves *) , and Sei-chan (by intimate relation's deceased sister)
Age: 35
Location: Subaru's bed
Subaru blushed. "Seishiro~ou!" he exclaimed.
Hair: black
Eyes: One and it's this strange honey-brown color.
Boyfriend or girlfriend?: Of course. Subaru *grins *
Piercing: No
Tattoos: Alas, no.
How much do you love your job?: I enjoy my job, certainly. Anybody who was the Sakurazakumori would! As for loving it…I maybe deep into my job, but I'm not that intimate about it.
Favour colour: It seems to be black, since that's the color I wear the most of.
Home town: 'fraid I can't tell you. I'd have to kill you.
Favourite food: Ice cream is nice…
Favorite type of music?: Classical, some jazz
First thing you say in the morning?: "Goodbye, Subaru. Until the next night…"
What phrase are you known for (your personal catch-phrase)?: Alas, no phrase I can call my own. But I do have a smirk…The Smirk.
Have you ever been kissed? If so, where and from who?: Would you believe it was from my mother when I first met her? On the mouth, too ((A/N: This is true. If you want the link to where it says this- the X Character File from Seishirou- email me for the link))
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: No, but I'm sleeping with Subaru. Would that count?
Subaru nearly died of a massive aneurysm at that point. Was Seishirou trying to embarrass him in front of both sides?
What are you wearing at the moment?: Nothing. Unless you count Subaru's arms, which are wrapped me.
Coffee or tea?: Tea. It's healthier, y'know.
Favorite sound(s)?: The sounds of my victims, the Tree's voice in my head, Subaru's gentle breathing and occasional mumbling as he sleeps, the sounds Subaru makes when I…I'll leave it at that (You really are cute, Subaru- kun.)
Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: I don't cry, nor do I love.
Been in a car accident?: No, but I'm sure I caused a few. *The Smirk *
Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons, of course!
Coke or Pepsi?: Neither…They're not healthy for you. *takes out cigarette and lights it *
biggest hope for the future?: To find out what Subaru's "wish" is (though, I have an idea…)
Favourite Holiday: The End of the World
Favourite day of the week: The End of the World
Favourite word or phrase: "All art is at once surface and symbol. Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril." (Wilde with Wilde. Wouldn't you say so, Subaru-kun?)
Why: Because it's more or less true (also, Subaru-kun, in response to your quote, I do admire you ^__^)
Subaru felt tears roll down his face. As touching as those words in parentheses were, they were also heartbreaking. In his own response to the question, he had said he knew Seishirou didn't admire him, so he wasn't useless. Now that Seishirou had said that he admired him, Subaru knew that, like art, he was quite useless except for admiring purposes.
Favourite Toothpaste: Whatever cleans my teeth
Favourite Restaurant: I have to agree with Nekoi-chan. That ice cream parlor near Ueno Park is my favorite place to go after killing a person.
Favourite Flowers: Sakura (I can see that it's still your favorite flower too after all these years, Subaru-kun. I hope you have remembered why the Sakura blossoms of that old Sakura tree in Ueno Park are always pink)
Favourite Drink: Tea, by far.
Favourite sport to watch: I used to enjoy watching rugby when I was in college at Oxford.
Preferred type of ice cream: I'm a vanilla person…Vanilla and Subaru-kun ^_^
Showers or baths?: Showers where I sneak in on Subaru-kun (though lately he's been locking the door…Why, Subaru-kun? I thought you liked it when I wash your hair?)
"I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him…" Subaru said over and over again, like a mantra.
Disney or Warner Bros.?: Warner Bros! I can't believe you don't know either of them, Subaru-kun!
Favourite Fast Food Restaurant: That nice little cafe I took Subaru-kun to last week (I can't believe you didn't mention that it your reply, Subaru- kun! You said you liked it too!)
Who is the last person you got e-mail from before this: Some odd junk mail about College girls (I know what it was about too. Oh, and Nekoi-chan, you should probably take Subaru-kun's advice and not opening it).
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: Not yet
Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?: I'd probably go shopping with Subaru-kun ^_^
What do you do most often when you are bored?: think of new ways to seduce Subaru-kun. Let's see…we've already done something with ice cream….and we've done the thing with the handcuffs (thanks for letting me borrow those, btw, Fuuma), but I think we haven't tried anything with wine yet. *grins at Subaru-kun * I know what we're doing when I come over next time.
Most annoying thing people ask me: "Why are you trying to kill me?!"
Your response to #45?: I just give them The Smirk and proceed into putting my hand through their chests.
Bedtime: about an hour or two after Subaru-kun falls asleep in my arms, but that only when I decide to get some sleep at his house (Jealous yet, Kamui of the Dragons of Heaven? Subaru-kun is mine)
Who is the person most likely to respond?: Satsuki-chan. She's always online.
Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?: Kasunagi. He's probably busy trying to save a rain forest or fighting for the rights of some animal…
Favourite all time TV show: Don't watch television that much. I'm usually busy with feeding the tree or screwing Subaru-kun.
"He had to come out and say it, didn't he?" Subaru moaned.
Last person you had dinner with: Subaru-kun (remember the dinner at the Italian restaurant then vanilla ice cream on your body for desert at your place afterwards?)
Last Movie you saw and with who?: Well, Subaru-kun and I "saw" Lord of the Rings, but we didn't "see" much of it, if you know what I mean. ^_~
Favorite computer game: Hm…same as the television response.
Do you hate the person who sent you this?: Of course, I don't hate you, Subaru-kun! After all, I did sort of look into your sent messages while you slept and became interested in this quiz…
Time Finished: 2:15 AM (Subaru-kun, you really are cute when you make those faces in your sleep)
"I'm so going to kill him," Subaru groaned once more.
He fell back onto his bed and closed his eyes to sleep and block out the thoughts of what may come.
Later that day…
Yuzariha was delighted in the responses she had received so far. One from Kamui, one from Subaru (that one shocked her), and one from…Seishirou Sakurazakumori?! How did he get the survey, much less her email address? She read the assassin's message, curious as to what he had to say.
As she read it, Yuzariha squealed in disgust, laughed, and turned very pale. Needless to say, she was now scarred for life and could not think of vanilla ice cream (or Subaru or even the ice cream parlor near Ueno Park) ever the same again.
Elsewhere…
Kamui had also decided to check his email. He was excited to see that Subaru had responded to the survey, but he was also scared to see that the Sakurazakumori had sent a reply. He opened it, almost fearful of what he would find.
After reading it, he, too, suffered the same effects from which Yuzariha suffered. He would NEVER look at vanilla ice cream and Subaru the same again, much less group them together in the same thought. He could never see "Lord of the Rings" again, either. Also, he certainly was jealous!
"Subaru!" he cried, launching himself to his bed and burying his head in his pillows as he sobbed and screamed.
Somewhere else…
Fuuma had just checked his email.
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Next up: Fuuma!
Subaru: I…hate…you…demon! *takes out ofuda *
KY: Hey hey! Blame Bob! He's the source of all my perversion! ^_^"
Bob: Am not!
KY: Are too!
Bob: Am not!
KY: Are too infinite plus one!
Bob: Damn!
KY: Seishirou's response…Ho boy. This one is actually based on a response I wrote in response to the survey part of this was based on. I wrote it from my other email address, which only three of my friends know about (it's sakurazakumori@hotmail.com). I wrote as Seishirou. It was fun! But I never sent it. Too embarrassed, y'know. Besides, I thought my other friends (who I was also sending it to) would know it was me. Oh well…At least I got inspiration for this fanfic….
(PS: You can't imagine how hard I was laughing as I typed this up. It didn't help that I was listening to Seishirou's Character File and 'Super Duper Love Day" from Card Captor Sakura and whatever else I have on my playlist.)
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Chapter four: Sei-chan replies
The next day when Subaru woke up, he found Seishirou gone. It was typical of the older man to leave sometime during the night, though Subaru wasn't sure when. Subaru always fell asleep with Seishirou at his side and always woke up alone. Subaru hated it, but he knew it was for the best.
Curiously, Subaru's laptop had somehow moved from the floor to the nightstand. He figured Seishirou must have moved it to save it from being stepped on. Lingering on the thought no longer, Subaru turned on his laptop and logged online to see if he had gotten any new email.
When his inbox came up, he nearly fainted. He had received an email from Seishirou. That would have excited him and made him happy if the email had not been a response to the survey. Shit! he cursed mentally. I must have forgotten to turn off my computer and he must have seen the message. There was nothing Subaru could do about it, though. He opened the email to see how bad it was.
Bad was an understatement for the email. Subaru hadn't read the message yet, however. What determined it as bad early on were the other people Seishirou had sent it to. Not only had the assassin sent it to the Dragons of Heaven, but also to the Dragons of Earth. Along with his message, he had sent Yuzariha's, Kamui's, and his replies.
"They're going to kill me," Subaru concluded in a dazed voice.
He began to read what the Sakurazakumori had written.
What time is it? 2:00 AM
Name: Seishirou Sakurazakumori
Nickname: The Sakurazakumori, Seishirou-san (by an intimate relation *smiles and waves *) , and Sei-chan (by intimate relation's deceased sister)
Age: 35
Location: Subaru's bed
Subaru blushed. "Seishiro~ou!" he exclaimed.
Hair: black
Eyes: One and it's this strange honey-brown color.
Boyfriend or girlfriend?: Of course. Subaru *grins *
Piercing: No
Tattoos: Alas, no.
How much do you love your job?: I enjoy my job, certainly. Anybody who was the Sakurazakumori would! As for loving it…I maybe deep into my job, but I'm not that intimate about it.
Favour colour: It seems to be black, since that's the color I wear the most of.
Home town: 'fraid I can't tell you. I'd have to kill you.
Favourite food: Ice cream is nice…
Favorite type of music?: Classical, some jazz
First thing you say in the morning?: "Goodbye, Subaru. Until the next night…"
What phrase are you known for (your personal catch-phrase)?: Alas, no phrase I can call my own. But I do have a smirk…The Smirk.
Have you ever been kissed? If so, where and from who?: Would you believe it was from my mother when I first met her? On the mouth, too ((A/N: This is true. If you want the link to where it says this- the X Character File from Seishirou- email me for the link))
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: No, but I'm sleeping with Subaru. Would that count?
Subaru nearly died of a massive aneurysm at that point. Was Seishirou trying to embarrass him in front of both sides?
What are you wearing at the moment?: Nothing. Unless you count Subaru's arms, which are wrapped me.
Coffee or tea?: Tea. It's healthier, y'know.
Favorite sound(s)?: The sounds of my victims, the Tree's voice in my head, Subaru's gentle breathing and occasional mumbling as he sleeps, the sounds Subaru makes when I…I'll leave it at that (You really are cute, Subaru- kun.)
Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: I don't cry, nor do I love.
Been in a car accident?: No, but I'm sure I caused a few. *The Smirk *
Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons, of course!
Coke or Pepsi?: Neither…They're not healthy for you. *takes out cigarette and lights it *
biggest hope for the future?: To find out what Subaru's "wish" is (though, I have an idea…)
Favourite Holiday: The End of the World
Favourite day of the week: The End of the World
Favourite word or phrase: "All art is at once surface and symbol. Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril." (Wilde with Wilde. Wouldn't you say so, Subaru-kun?)
Why: Because it's more or less true (also, Subaru-kun, in response to your quote, I do admire you ^__^)
Subaru felt tears roll down his face. As touching as those words in parentheses were, they were also heartbreaking. In his own response to the question, he had said he knew Seishirou didn't admire him, so he wasn't useless. Now that Seishirou had said that he admired him, Subaru knew that, like art, he was quite useless except for admiring purposes.
Favourite Toothpaste: Whatever cleans my teeth
Favourite Restaurant: I have to agree with Nekoi-chan. That ice cream parlor near Ueno Park is my favorite place to go after killing a person.
Favourite Flowers: Sakura (I can see that it's still your favorite flower too after all these years, Subaru-kun. I hope you have remembered why the Sakura blossoms of that old Sakura tree in Ueno Park are always pink)
Favourite Drink: Tea, by far.
Favourite sport to watch: I used to enjoy watching rugby when I was in college at Oxford.
Preferred type of ice cream: I'm a vanilla person…Vanilla and Subaru-kun ^_^
Showers or baths?: Showers where I sneak in on Subaru-kun (though lately he's been locking the door…Why, Subaru-kun? I thought you liked it when I wash your hair?)
"I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him…" Subaru said over and over again, like a mantra.
Disney or Warner Bros.?: Warner Bros! I can't believe you don't know either of them, Subaru-kun!
Favourite Fast Food Restaurant: That nice little cafe I took Subaru-kun to last week (I can't believe you didn't mention that it your reply, Subaru- kun! You said you liked it too!)
Who is the last person you got e-mail from before this: Some odd junk mail about College girls (I know what it was about too. Oh, and Nekoi-chan, you should probably take Subaru-kun's advice and not opening it).
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: Not yet
Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?: I'd probably go shopping with Subaru-kun ^_^
What do you do most often when you are bored?: think of new ways to seduce Subaru-kun. Let's see…we've already done something with ice cream….and we've done the thing with the handcuffs (thanks for letting me borrow those, btw, Fuuma), but I think we haven't tried anything with wine yet. *grins at Subaru-kun * I know what we're doing when I come over next time.
Most annoying thing people ask me: "Why are you trying to kill me?!"
Your response to #45?: I just give them The Smirk and proceed into putting my hand through their chests.
Bedtime: about an hour or two after Subaru-kun falls asleep in my arms, but that only when I decide to get some sleep at his house (Jealous yet, Kamui of the Dragons of Heaven? Subaru-kun is mine)
Who is the person most likely to respond?: Satsuki-chan. She's always online.
Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?: Kasunagi. He's probably busy trying to save a rain forest or fighting for the rights of some animal…
Favourite all time TV show: Don't watch television that much. I'm usually busy with feeding the tree or screwing Subaru-kun.
"He had to come out and say it, didn't he?" Subaru moaned.
Last person you had dinner with: Subaru-kun (remember the dinner at the Italian restaurant then vanilla ice cream on your body for desert at your place afterwards?)
Last Movie you saw and with who?: Well, Subaru-kun and I "saw" Lord of the Rings, but we didn't "see" much of it, if you know what I mean. ^_~
Favorite computer game: Hm…same as the television response.
Do you hate the person who sent you this?: Of course, I don't hate you, Subaru-kun! After all, I did sort of look into your sent messages while you slept and became interested in this quiz…
Time Finished: 2:15 AM (Subaru-kun, you really are cute when you make those faces in your sleep)
"I'm so going to kill him," Subaru groaned once more.
He fell back onto his bed and closed his eyes to sleep and block out the thoughts of what may come.
Later that day…
Yuzariha was delighted in the responses she had received so far. One from Kamui, one from Subaru (that one shocked her), and one from…Seishirou Sakurazakumori?! How did he get the survey, much less her email address? She read the assassin's message, curious as to what he had to say.
As she read it, Yuzariha squealed in disgust, laughed, and turned very pale. Needless to say, she was now scarred for life and could not think of vanilla ice cream (or Subaru or even the ice cream parlor near Ueno Park) ever the same again.
Elsewhere…
Kamui had also decided to check his email. He was excited to see that Subaru had responded to the survey, but he was also scared to see that the Sakurazakumori had sent a reply. He opened it, almost fearful of what he would find.
After reading it, he, too, suffered the same effects from which Yuzariha suffered. He would NEVER look at vanilla ice cream and Subaru the same again, much less group them together in the same thought. He could never see "Lord of the Rings" again, either. Also, he certainly was jealous!
"Subaru!" he cried, launching himself to his bed and burying his head in his pillows as he sobbed and screamed.
Somewhere else…
Fuuma had just checked his email.
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Next up: Fuuma!
Subaru: I…hate…you…demon! *takes out ofuda *
KY: Hey hey! Blame Bob! He's the source of all my perversion! ^_^"
Bob: Am not!
KY: Are too!
Bob: Am not!
KY: Are too infinite plus one!
Bob: Damn!
