Sakura ran after the Mage, tied him up and dragged him back to where everyone was. "What the fsck?! Let go of me or I'll blast you, you fscking cat!," Black Mage cursed.
Sakura eyed him. "I know for a FACT that you used up your one spell already," she replied.
Black Mage cursed. Sakura beamed and said, "Now to sing Jason's summoning song!"
Everybody was puzzled. Sakura put another CD in Jaryd's CD player and sang along to the first song. It was a Tori Amos song, Strange Little Girl. [Don't ask…Jason loves Madonna and the slut (Sorry Jason, but I can't STAND her) Spears, and the closest thing I listen to of that is Tori Amos and Michelle Branch. ^^;; I picked Tori Amos, because I left my Michelle Branch behind. ;_; *Is in the car*]
Sakura started singing an Ayumi song instead, because Jaryd switched the CD back to his infernally never-ending one. It ended up being Naturally 'Dolly Remix' and after the song finished and she realized what she was singing, she glared at Jaryd. "Jaryd, I love that song, but I need to get Jason in here!," she pouted.
Jaryd just said, 'LOL, I know, but the look on your face was priceless! ^__^'.
Sakura shook her head and started singing.
[AN: These are not direct lyrics, this is what I THINK she's singing, so…they might be wrong. ^^;]
One day, I see a strange little girl, look at you
One day, I see a strange little girl, feeling blue
She'd run to the town one day, leaving home on a country road
Just beware
When you're down
Strange little girl
She didn't know how to live in a town that was rough
It didn't take long before she knew she had enough
Walking home in a wrapped-up world
She survived but she's feeling old
'Cause she found
All things could
Strange little girl
Where are you going?
Strange little girl
Where are you going?
Strange little girl
Where should you be going?
I know you ain't should…
One day, I see a strange little girl, look at you
One day, I see a strange little girl, feeling blue
Walking home in a wrapped-up world
She survived but she's feeling old
'Cause she found
All things could
Strange little girl
Where are you going?
Strange little girl
Where are you going?
Strange little girl
Where should you be going?
I know you ain't should be…
As Sakura finished, everyone stared at her and a silver toaster started flying around, spraying blue and gold glitter. The toaster had a…weird…face, and it was larger than toasters should be. It's feet were black and it landed near Tenryu, who just stared and blinked at the toaster, and then it sprayed blue and gold glitter straight into Tenryu's face, who howled.
"Jason…? You're a toaster…?," Ocha the faerie hovered over the toaster.
" Yeah! Hey, Ocha, TenTen, Tenshi, Saturnyne, Sakura, Dragonchans, Wolfwood, Vash, Diana, Jaryd, Black Mage…," Jason stared at the tied up and disgruntled Mage, "BLACK MAGE?! YAAAAAAAAAYYY!," he screamed in pure happiness, hopped over as best as a toaster can to Black Mage and started hugging the Mage who immediately started cursing.
Dragonchans laughed, a high, sweet sound. "Black Mage has fans!," she squealed as Black Mage just glared at everyone.
Saturnyne grinned and stole Black Mage's hat, to ruffle the Mage's hair. "Of course he does. He's the coolest one in all of 8-Bit Theater!," he grinned as Black Mage just glared.
Then Jason was picked up and shook by Tenryu. "I'm hungry…do you have any toast?," and looked inside Jason.
Jason yelped. "Of course not!," he yelled.
Tenryu just shrugged and said, "Oh well," and he ate Jason, and attracted stares from everyone and a muffled cheer from Black Mage.
Everyone yelled in Tenryu's direction, "JASON!," as Tenryu just burped up some blue and gold glitter.
Noooo…what will happen to Ten?! Or Jason, my friend-brother?! You better read the next chapter to find out! ^^ Chapter 5 is now over! Shoo, but come back for Chapter 6.
