X vs the Survey
KY: Muse abandonment! My humour muse, Bob, is on holiday in the Caribbean. So I've had to improvise and use one of my other muses. The only one up to the job was Armand.
Armand: *angst angst death glare to the world x 1000*
Seishirou: He has more angst than Subaru and Kamui combined!
*Kamui and Subaru are succumbing to the superior angst of Armand. Kamui is on the floor writhing in pain, while Subaru is backed up against the wall, his arms up to block the angst*
Kamui: Too...much...angst...! AHHHHHHH!!!!!
Seishirou: Fox Demon, this Armand wouldn't happen to be your angst muse, would he?
KY: Yes -_-
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Chapter Six: NATAKU!!!
((Wufei: Hey! That's my line!))
Nataku was not a stupid person. That was the mistake many had made when first meeting him, er her, I mean, it. Nataku may have had the mentality of a young child, but it was indeed a fast learner and loyal to its daddy, or who it assumed was its daddy.
Nataku had email. Kanoe had required that every Chi no Ryuu get an email address in case of emergencies and such. Not that they would really need email, though, considering half of the members, if not all, had an uncanny habit of showing up at the emergency in question. For the most part, the email went unused, therefore being useless, which really didn't matter because the email service was free. So it was indeed a surprise for Nataku when it opened its inbox and saw that it had- one, two- new messages. The genderless clone was happy when it saw that one of the two messages was from its "daddy". The other, being from Seishirou, sort of puzzled him (puzzlement along the lines of "Why is he email me?"), but nevertheless, Nataku read the messages, its puzzlement being furthered by both men's responses. ( 'Vanilla ice cream?') . Getting the basic gist of it, Nataku clicked the reply-all button, which would address its response to everybody who received it- the other DoE and the other seven emails Nataku had never seen before but safely assumed that the other recipients where friends of its comrades. Like any obedient child, Nataku began to type out its responses.
1. What time is it?: 9:17 PM
2. Name: Nataku
3. Nickname: .....
4. Age: ???
5. Location: Chi no Ryuu Headquarters
6. Hair: White
7. Eyes: purple
8. Boyfriend or girlfriend?: none
9. Piercing: My ears are pierced
10. Tattoos: Do the petals on my forehead count?
11. How much do you love your job?: I do my job because I'm supposed to
12. Favour colour: White
13. Home town: ....
14. Favourite food: I eat because I'm supposed to
15. Favorite type of music?: I don't listen to music
16. First thing you say in the morning?: "Daddy? Where are you? Daddy???"
17. What phrase are you known for (your personal catch-phrase)?: "Daddy?"
18. Have you ever been kissed? If so, where and from who?: Um ....
19. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: No, I don't
20. What are you wearing at the moment?: What I usually wear
21. Coffee or tea?: Tea.
22. Favorite sound(s)?: Daddy's voice
23. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Daddy?
24. Been in a car accident?: No.
25. . Croutons or bacon bits?: I don't know how to answer this one.
26. Coke or Pepsi?: Daddy doesn't like either of them, so neither do I
27. biggest hope for the future?: whatever Daddy's hope for the future is
28. Favourite Holiday: The End of the World
29. Favourite day of the week: The End of the World
30. Favourite word or phrase: "NATAKU!"
31. Why?: Because its someone screaming my name *smiles*
32. Favourite Toothpaste: Whatever's in the house.
33. Favourite Restaurant: Umm.....
34. . Favourite Flowers: The sakura petals Sakurazuka-san always appears in
35. Favourite Drink: I drink whatever is needed to satisfy my thirst. Though a Dr Pepper is good every once and a while...
36. Favourite sport to watch: ...
37. Preferred type of ice cream: Double chocolate mocha fudge.
38. showers or baths?: Baths
39. Disney or Warner Bros.?: Disney.
40. Favourite Fast Food Restaurant: none really
41. Who is the last person you got e-mail from before this: Sakurazuka-san
42. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: Not that I know of...
43. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?: I don't have a credit card.
44. What do you do most often when you are bored?: ...Bored?
45. Most annoying thing people ask me: Are you a boy or a girl?
46. Your response to #45?: I usually blink and space out because I'm not sure how to answer that.
47. Bedtime: Early.
48. Who is the person most likely to respond?: I don't know. Whoever checks their email...
49. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?: Same as above, only whoever doesn't check their email.
50. Favourite all time TV show: N/A
51. Last person you had dinner with: Daddy
52. Last Movie you saw and with who?: I saw a movie with Daddy and we ran into the Kamui of the Dragons of Heaven.
53. Favorite computer game: I usually watch Daddy kill the things in Doom II. He really likes killing those things too...He keeps on calling them Kamui and telling them what he'll do to them, but I don't think they can hear him.
54. Do you hate the person who sent you this?: No! He's my Daddy!
55. Time Finished: 9:55 PM
It had taken a while for Nataku to answer all the questions. Some had left it puzzled and wondering for as long as ten minutes. Nevertheless, it completed the survey and sent it out to all the recipients on the list.
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Meanwhile, depressed over his rather sucky life, Subaru went to the bar. "Coincidentally," Seishirou was there too. Anybody with half a brain could predict where Subaru would find himself in the morning and in what state. Of course, nobody would have been able to predict the complaint about the loud noises posted on his door the next day, not even the yumemis, who were all wondering simultaneously how that could have slipped by them.
At the same time, Kamui was out with Keiichi. After the email from Fuuma, he needed something to take his mind off of the psychotic former friend.
Speaking of the Devil, Fuuma was in a rather poor mood because Seishirou, who was supposed to take him to a crepe shop, change their plans at the last minute, claiming he had something important to do. So for the most part, Fuuma was stuck at home. Thank the Gods for prime time satellite TV.
However, if one were to literally want to "speak of the devil", then it would have been interesting to note that Yuuto was checking his email...
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Omake Omake!
Subaru: *blinks* No angsty after-sex scene?
Kamui: No sadism?
Seishirou: No fun with Vanilla ice cream?
KY, Subaru, Kamui: -_-;;;;;
Subaru: That angst muse of yours is...is...great!
Kamui: Hai!
KY: Yeah...Armand hardly ever gets work, but when he does, he's groovy.
Armand: *taps KY on the shoulder* We had an agreement.
KY: Oh yeah...Take the scrawny kid. He annoys me and I do rather like the other two. *gestures to Kamui*
Kamui: Nani?
Seishirou: Fox Demon, that wouldn't happen to be Armand from the Vampire Chronicles, would it?
KY: Yup! Who better for an angst muse than the Poster Boy for a Suicidal-Stake-in-the-Heart than Armand?
Kamui: *runs by* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Subaru: *blinks* So you chose the one who will save mankind over us for an angsty vampire's meal?
KY: ^^;;;
[/end omake omake]
End Note: That was a hard chapter to write...sorry if it sucked royally. Yuuto's should be more enlightening...((This is forcing me to learn more about the X characters I don't really pay much attention to...))
Next up: Yuuto explains it all!
KY: Muse abandonment! My humour muse, Bob, is on holiday in the Caribbean. So I've had to improvise and use one of my other muses. The only one up to the job was Armand.
Armand: *angst angst death glare to the world x 1000*
Seishirou: He has more angst than Subaru and Kamui combined!
*Kamui and Subaru are succumbing to the superior angst of Armand. Kamui is on the floor writhing in pain, while Subaru is backed up against the wall, his arms up to block the angst*
Kamui: Too...much...angst...! AHHHHHHH!!!!!
Seishirou: Fox Demon, this Armand wouldn't happen to be your angst muse, would he?
KY: Yes -_-
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Chapter Six: NATAKU!!!
((Wufei: Hey! That's my line!))
Nataku was not a stupid person. That was the mistake many had made when first meeting him, er her, I mean, it. Nataku may have had the mentality of a young child, but it was indeed a fast learner and loyal to its daddy, or who it assumed was its daddy.
Nataku had email. Kanoe had required that every Chi no Ryuu get an email address in case of emergencies and such. Not that they would really need email, though, considering half of the members, if not all, had an uncanny habit of showing up at the emergency in question. For the most part, the email went unused, therefore being useless, which really didn't matter because the email service was free. So it was indeed a surprise for Nataku when it opened its inbox and saw that it had- one, two- new messages. The genderless clone was happy when it saw that one of the two messages was from its "daddy". The other, being from Seishirou, sort of puzzled him (puzzlement along the lines of "Why is he email me?"), but nevertheless, Nataku read the messages, its puzzlement being furthered by both men's responses. ( 'Vanilla ice cream?') . Getting the basic gist of it, Nataku clicked the reply-all button, which would address its response to everybody who received it- the other DoE and the other seven emails Nataku had never seen before but safely assumed that the other recipients where friends of its comrades. Like any obedient child, Nataku began to type out its responses.
1. What time is it?: 9:17 PM
2. Name: Nataku
3. Nickname: .....
4. Age: ???
5. Location: Chi no Ryuu Headquarters
6. Hair: White
7. Eyes: purple
8. Boyfriend or girlfriend?: none
9. Piercing: My ears are pierced
10. Tattoos: Do the petals on my forehead count?
11. How much do you love your job?: I do my job because I'm supposed to
12. Favour colour: White
13. Home town: ....
14. Favourite food: I eat because I'm supposed to
15. Favorite type of music?: I don't listen to music
16. First thing you say in the morning?: "Daddy? Where are you? Daddy???"
17. What phrase are you known for (your personal catch-phrase)?: "Daddy?"
18. Have you ever been kissed? If so, where and from who?: Um ....
19. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: No, I don't
20. What are you wearing at the moment?: What I usually wear
21. Coffee or tea?: Tea.
22. Favorite sound(s)?: Daddy's voice
23. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Daddy?
24. Been in a car accident?: No.
25. . Croutons or bacon bits?: I don't know how to answer this one.
26. Coke or Pepsi?: Daddy doesn't like either of them, so neither do I
27. biggest hope for the future?: whatever Daddy's hope for the future is
28. Favourite Holiday: The End of the World
29. Favourite day of the week: The End of the World
30. Favourite word or phrase: "NATAKU!"
31. Why?: Because its someone screaming my name *smiles*
32. Favourite Toothpaste: Whatever's in the house.
33. Favourite Restaurant: Umm.....
34. . Favourite Flowers: The sakura petals Sakurazuka-san always appears in
35. Favourite Drink: I drink whatever is needed to satisfy my thirst. Though a Dr Pepper is good every once and a while...
36. Favourite sport to watch: ...
37. Preferred type of ice cream: Double chocolate mocha fudge.
38. showers or baths?: Baths
39. Disney or Warner Bros.?: Disney.
40. Favourite Fast Food Restaurant: none really
41. Who is the last person you got e-mail from before this: Sakurazuka-san
42. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: Not that I know of...
43. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?: I don't have a credit card.
44. What do you do most often when you are bored?: ...Bored?
45. Most annoying thing people ask me: Are you a boy or a girl?
46. Your response to #45?: I usually blink and space out because I'm not sure how to answer that.
47. Bedtime: Early.
48. Who is the person most likely to respond?: I don't know. Whoever checks their email...
49. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?: Same as above, only whoever doesn't check their email.
50. Favourite all time TV show: N/A
51. Last person you had dinner with: Daddy
52. Last Movie you saw and with who?: I saw a movie with Daddy and we ran into the Kamui of the Dragons of Heaven.
53. Favorite computer game: I usually watch Daddy kill the things in Doom II. He really likes killing those things too...He keeps on calling them Kamui and telling them what he'll do to them, but I don't think they can hear him.
54. Do you hate the person who sent you this?: No! He's my Daddy!
55. Time Finished: 9:55 PM
It had taken a while for Nataku to answer all the questions. Some had left it puzzled and wondering for as long as ten minutes. Nevertheless, it completed the survey and sent it out to all the recipients on the list.
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Meanwhile, depressed over his rather sucky life, Subaru went to the bar. "Coincidentally," Seishirou was there too. Anybody with half a brain could predict where Subaru would find himself in the morning and in what state. Of course, nobody would have been able to predict the complaint about the loud noises posted on his door the next day, not even the yumemis, who were all wondering simultaneously how that could have slipped by them.
At the same time, Kamui was out with Keiichi. After the email from Fuuma, he needed something to take his mind off of the psychotic former friend.
Speaking of the Devil, Fuuma was in a rather poor mood because Seishirou, who was supposed to take him to a crepe shop, change their plans at the last minute, claiming he had something important to do. So for the most part, Fuuma was stuck at home. Thank the Gods for prime time satellite TV.
However, if one were to literally want to "speak of the devil", then it would have been interesting to note that Yuuto was checking his email...
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Omake Omake!
Subaru: *blinks* No angsty after-sex scene?
Kamui: No sadism?
Seishirou: No fun with Vanilla ice cream?
KY, Subaru, Kamui: -_-;;;;;
Subaru: That angst muse of yours is...is...great!
Kamui: Hai!
KY: Yeah...Armand hardly ever gets work, but when he does, he's groovy.
Armand: *taps KY on the shoulder* We had an agreement.
KY: Oh yeah...Take the scrawny kid. He annoys me and I do rather like the other two. *gestures to Kamui*
Kamui: Nani?
Seishirou: Fox Demon, that wouldn't happen to be Armand from the Vampire Chronicles, would it?
KY: Yup! Who better for an angst muse than the Poster Boy for a Suicidal-Stake-in-the-Heart than Armand?
Kamui: *runs by* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Subaru: *blinks* So you chose the one who will save mankind over us for an angsty vampire's meal?
KY: ^^;;;
[/end omake omake]
End Note: That was a hard chapter to write...sorry if it sucked royally. Yuuto's should be more enlightening...((This is forcing me to learn more about the X characters I don't really pay much attention to...))
Next up: Yuuto explains it all!
