Author's Note: No, I haven't forgotten. I'll be wrapping this up soon. Enjoy while you have it! BTW: All characters belong to Jhonen.

Special thanks to Saturn for inspiring me! Um… Yep.

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The trunk of her car wide open, full of the wondrous devices of cruel and sadist intentions… Against those who deserved it of course! She pulled out two long thick chains, winding them around her arm. Her favorite orchestral piece, "Ode to Joy," popped into her head, and she began humming it gleefully. She took out her backpack and slung it over her shoulder. Lord knows what she had left in there from last time, but she was confident there'd be plenty for her to use. Slamming the trunk down, she crept around to the back door and wrapped the chain around the handles of the doors. They wouldn't be opening. With a curling grin, she casually strolled back around to the entranceway, the second chain behind her back. The people inside stared once again as the door flew open with a whoosh.

"It's her again…!"

"What the hell's she back here for?!"

Johnny narrowed her eyes, sickened by the faces she saw. "Friends, enemies… Irritants! I hate turning back to the past, but sometimes I wonder just how many of you were put on this filthy planet for a purpose other than your own disgusting desires…"

"Hey bitch! Shut up already!" one of the less patient assholes bellowed.

Pacing heavily to his table, the sound of her boots echoing in the silence of the stunned customers, Johnny approached the man. She looked at him for a minute, trying to find something in that blank face of his. "You're a perfect example, aren't you…" she whispered in his face. After a long pause, she whipped a knife out of her coat, slicing though the skin on his face.

"Gya! You bitch! You!" he shrieked, holding his hands over the bleeding wound.

"Anyone else care to chime in? …No? Good. Now then, let's have some fun…"

(AN: Hiya folks and faithful lap dogs! I just wanted to let you know that due to the PG-13 rating of this particular fanfic, I had to delete the scene of Nny's happy-go-lucky killing spree. But let me tell you, it was amazing! Something you would have loved! *Sigh* It had it all: Action, drama, angst, humor, gore, romance, strip dancing, mad monkey sex, people jumping out of cakes, and *Sees a Tickle Me Hellmo doll* ohh… that… Since I know you're the type of audience who delights in family fun as well as child protection, I'm confident you'll bear no anger towards the change. Go die now.)

At this point, a measly five persons were scurrying around, clawing at doors and screaming, covered in entrails of the random strangers they were clinging too.

"I think that's enough fun for now, so here's the finale, my dear, dear irritants." Nny pulled out a fully wired bomb from her backpack. With a few beeps, it was set for one minute. The people cried and continued pushing, attempting a futile escape. "Don't even bother. You're all dead in my eyes. I wouldn't let ANY of you good people leave this place…"

"Please! Don't do this! Turn that shit off and let us out!" one of them begged. The girl from that table who looked drugged. She seemed plenty awake now.

"No," Nny answered, with a maniacal smile.

"God, you idiot! You'll blow yourself up too!"

"Wanna bet?" Nny's grin grew even wider, if humanly possible. She tapped her fingures against her arm, growing impatient. Then, as the bomb beeped, ready to go off, she threw up her arms, howling with laughter. Then,

KABOOM!

Unfortunately for Nny, the fact that she was indestructible didn't even effect the force of the explosion. Her light weight body flew through the air and slammed directly into a car in the next parking lot.

"Oww… head… pain…" With that, she passed out, slumped inside the cave- like dent her body had made in the car.

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'Argh,' Nny groaned. 'What the hell happened?' It was cool, but not cold like at her shitty house. She sat, quickly realizing the couch she was on was not hers. 'Maybe it was all a dream… but where am I?' It was night, and it was dark. Nny rubbed her eyes hoping they would adjust. "Hello?" she said aloud. That was still the voice of a girl. 'So that part was real…' She stood up, scanning the room for movement. A shiny beam of light caught the corner of her eye as it flashed past her view. 'Metal?' She jerked slightly, afraid she might see a blade or some sort of flashy weapon. She focused in on it. 'A doorknob. Christ, that was dumb…' she reached to it and opened the door. Contemplating on whether she should call out again, she sauntered down the dimly lit hallway. Even if anyone was in the house, it would be hard to hear her feather light feet tiptoeing out. 'The door! Thank god!'

"Heya babe!" A voice shouted as an ape like figure plunged in front of her.

"Gyaaaah!" Nny shrieked, falling back against the wall across from the door. "Oh fook, you the shit out of me!"

"Heh. Sorry babe." The man smelled drunk.

"Who the hell are you? Where am I?!" she exclaimed. She pushed around the stranger and swung open the door. "Oh shit… I this isn't anywhere I've been before…" The streets were well lit, and around him were small unfamiliar shops and rest stops.

"You're crashin' at my place. I rescued ya, afterall."

"I didn't need rescuing, dumbass."

"Dude, you were like sunk inside the OUTSIDE of my car… It wasn't pretty! I was kinda weirded out though… I mean, you weren't even spilling your guts out. You know, that food place, it like, blew up! It was one killer light show! I think that's how you got where you were?"

"No shit sherlock. Thanks and all, but I think I'll be on my way."

"Babe!" He exclaimed. "I saved your ass! You can't just leave! You owe me!"

"Jeezus Christ! Get out of my way! I'm going home now!" She protectively reached into her coat to find that her knife was missing. 'Okay, so he was a little smart…' She shoved him to the side once more and made a mad dash out the door. She kept running, realizing that a strange feeling was building itself inside, a knot tied tight in her stomach. 'Fear? I'm afraid? Why? What the fuck is there to be scared of?' Tears uncontrollably flowed down her cheeks. 'Being used… After all this time… I'm still just a puppet of something. The wall, Satan… no difference for me, anyway. Just being manipulated again. God…' She stopped and wiped the tears from her face. It was so bright, this strange area. The darkness was fought off by what seemed to be endless lines of street lamps following every street. Nothing like what she was used to. Even in the busiest area of the city she lived near, the lights flickered, as if unsure of themselves. The allies were always dark, and there were always shadows to hide behind. Suddenly she heard the distinct pounding of feet behind her.

"Hey babe! Wait up now!"

"I meant what I said, leave me be!" and with that, she ran. 'Satan is behind this! No one is this much of an idiot! Shit, there must be a way to lose him!' As she continued down into the deepening city, the buildings grew around her. Behind her, the unmistakably dented car. 'He got his car that fast? And it still works?! Dammit!'

(Meanwhile in hell)

"Yes, turn to channel 66! Now I have one of the simulation humans chasing him!" Senior Diablo laughed into the phone as he told his slave demon about his comedic trickery. He then hung up and snickered. "Johnny C., you silly fool. You thought I'd allow you to adjust? You're my slave for the moment, and I will enjoy watching the further developments. MuaHaHaHa!"

(Back in the mortal world)

"Fuck! I'm pregnant!!!!"

(Oops, wrong soul…. Ah ha! Here we go.)

'Okay,' Nny thought. 'I'm being chased, but there are some perks to being invincible. I'll lose him….' Nny looked out to a towering Discomfort Inn. 'THERE!' She made a another mad dash, sprinting as the car flew past her like a gun shot. 'Phew… okay… Get in… Find elevator…!!!' Panting, she slammed her hand on the button. 'Open! Open now! God, if this keeps up, I should find a way to kill him.'

"Miss, where are you going?!" a lady behind the counter called out to her.

"Mind your own damned business!" she shouted back, scrambling inside as the creep stalker bumbled through the entrance like a train wreck. The elevator closed. Nny sighed. It would be simple from here. Go to the top floor, and attempt some roof hopping. Why not? She couldn't die, and that man couldn't be that much of a moron to follow. As she reached the top floor, the door slid open.

"Hey babe! I'm a fast runner, ain't I?"

"Shit! Get away from me, you bastard!" She shouted, poking the 'close door' button. Much to her dismay, He plunged in. 'No! Okay, just get out!' Too late. The doors closed. He smiled at her. She glared at him with pure malice before letting out a blood curdling scream and diving for the button. "Let me out! Let me out!" Suddenly, like a bolt sent from hell itself, the elevator dropped a floor, jolting as the rope tightened again. The lights flashed wildly. Nny opened her eyes. 'How'd I end up on the floor?' The man was sprawled out next to her, unconscious. She stood up with a jump. He was there! Right next to her! She tried to push the button. Nothing. Using all her strength, she tried to pry open the doors, but to know avail. 'Oh damn. Ohhhh damn. I'm stuck… In a broken elevator… That's about to crash… With a stalker from hell!!!' Nny let out another deep sigh. "Just my luck."

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