WA GA FUSHIGI: OMAKE!

Omake #1: Tickets Please.

Notes: Sierra Omega here! For our readers' enjoyment, Kryillion and I will be compiling humorous scenes of our beloved characters! Unlike the story itself, these OMAKEs will be totally separate and in script format. Enjoy!

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--The Suzaku Seishi, followed Ryuurei, walk up to show their boarding passes to the flight attendants. They then walk outside to board the plane. However, they don't get on yet due to a slight… difficulty…--

Tasuki: What the hell is that thing? Some metallic, demented version of Suzaku? This some kinda sick joke, Ryuu-chan?

Ryuurei: (rolling eyes) No, Tasuki. It's called an airplane! You're supposed to get into it and it will fly to wherever you want to go!

Hotohori: So, we have to go inside this… machine's belly and it will fly? (fusses about vanity issues as hair and complexion, all sweatdrop)

Ryuurei: (sweatdrops) Something like that, yes.

Nuriko: Now don't you worry, highness! I'll protect you!

(Sweatdrop, again.)

Mitsukake: It won't hurt us, will it? I can't heal everyone in one day, you know.

Chichiri: What kind of magic is this? I've never heard of an airplane before, no da!

Tamahome: Does it fly through water, too? (grins evilly and looks pointedly at Tasuki, who pales)

Tasuki: I ain't getting' on this damned contraption! (everyone groans, and Chichiri reaches around to grab his arms) Chichiri! Lemme go, ya damned monk! Lemme go! (SD cries and kicks)

Chichiri: Quit being such a baby, na no da. Ryuu-chan said it was safe, so you should trust her, no da.

Tasuki: (looks around wildly, desperately trying to find an excuse. His eyes lock on target) But… Tamahome's gonna be on it, too! You want me to flame the whole thing down?

Tamahome: (continues to grin) Oh, don't you worry, Tasuki-kun. I've got a nice white jacket here for you to wear. Look; it even has long sleeves that tie up in back!

Chichiri: (frowns) Daa, Tamahome, that's not a very funny joke.

Tamahome: (feigns innocence) Whoever said I was joking?

Chichiri: (shakes head) Daaaa….

(Suddenly, all attention turns to Chiriko, who is tapping the plane's gangway)

Chiriko: Fascinating!

(All groan)

Ryuurei: Yes, Mr. Spock.

(Facefault, foot-twitch.)

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Notes: So? How was it? We'll try to post these OMAKEs as often as possible, but do let us know if you want more! Also, any suggestions for future OMAKE episodes will be graciously accepted! ~Sierra Omega and Kryillion_dono~