Kanashimi here. Yeah, that's right: it's me, The Narrator's little sister. Ummmm…we're having some technical difficulties right now…
Narrator: (curled up in a ball on the floor) 0111000110101 base two does not make a persuasive speech a primary pollutant! You're not listening to me! Why can't you annuities understand the pathos that is in me?! Why? (begins sobbing)
Kanashimi: *sweatdrop*
Saitou: What's wrong with the ahou?
Kanashimi: Finals. And this is only the second day, too.
Saitou: You mean…she's going to get worse?
Kanashimi: Yup.
Narrator: (a la Escaflowne's Dilandau) Chiku…chiku…chiku…must burn…must burn…hahahaha…moero…moero!...MOERO!!...MOECHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Saitou: O_O I can't deal with another insane woman! Make her better, now!
Kanashimi: Calm down, Pookie. I've already tried the usual stuff: Escaflowne videos, Gundam Wing pics, Kenshin music, Sorcerer Hunters manga, but it just doesn't seem to work!
Narrator: (twitching convulsively) Destroy…destroy…A = R[(1-(1+i)^-n)/i] and secondary pollutants inform photochemical arrays of 3x4! Hydrocarbons will take over the world! And squirrels will reign supreme! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE ALL DOOMED! DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
Saitou: Try again! She's starting to froth at the mouth! And stop calling me Pookie!
Kanashimi: There's something I haven't tried…
Saitou: What? What haven't you tried?!
Kanashimi: I haven't tried using Bob.
Saitou: Bob?
Kanashimi: Her laptop. Normally, if she ever finds out that I'm messing with it, she snaps out of whatever mood she's in…
Saitou: Good enough! (takes out his katana)
Kanashimi: Pookie?
What are you doing?
Saitou: Stop calling me Pookie, woman!
And I'm going to snap her out of her insanity right now! (prepares to
Gatotsu Bob) Aku, Soku,…
Kanashimi: Pookie, matte! Dame! You didn't let me explain…!
Suddenly, The Narrator's Authorspace becomes reeeaaalllyy quiet. Quiet, except for the sound of low, deep breathing…
Kanashimi: Ano…nee-chan?
Narrator: (think Hannibal Lector) Nee-chan? I'm sorry, nee-chan's not here at this time…(gets up off the floor) No, she's not here…
Kanashimi: (grabs onto Saitou) Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshiiiiit…!
Saitou: (a tad worried at this point)
Narrator: (glares at Kanashimi and Saitou with glowing pink eyes) Hello, Kanashimi.
Kanashimi: SHIIIIIITT! RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!! (sprints away as fast as she can, hauling Saitou behind her)
Narrator: You can run, but you'll only die tired…hahahahahaha…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Saitou: What happened?!
Kanashimi: Pookie, I love you to death, but have I ever told you that you can be a real baka sometimes?
Saitou: Nani?
Kanashimi: My sister's a fanfic authoress! Bob is what she writes her fics on! Give you a clue why we're hauling ass?!
Saitou: …oh. KUSO! RUN FASTER, WOMAN!!!
Kanashimi: This is a call for help! Can anyone out there find a way to cure my sister? Preferrably before she kills us?!
Narrator: (singing) A huntsing we will go, a huntsing we will go, HI-LO A MERRY-O, A HUNTSING WE WILL GO!!
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