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That damn girl! : A Spike Spiegel and Faye Valentine fic

Chapter 3

Spike slapped himself in the head. "Where the hell did that come from?! What am I thinking?!"

Spike sighed. "I bring something like that up at RANDOM?!"

He shook his head and went into his room. "Maybe she'll forget about it tomorrow."

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The next morning, as usual, Ed started hollering and bouncing off the walls to the kitchen, Ein tagging behind. Spike and Jet were already there.

"Morning Jet-Jet! Morning Spike-person!" Ed happily started filling the huge, empty hole in her face. Jet smiled and continued eating, while Spike only sweat dropped. "Morning." He replied. "Hey anyone seen Faye?"

"Faye-Faye's in her room. She was mumbling something about coffee and… what else… a witch." Ed answered. "Ed thinks a witch stole Faye-Faye's morning coffee."

"Knowing Faye I'd doubt she said witch." Spike argued. "More like she was calling me a bitch and Ed doesn't wanna break it to me."

Ed immediately dropped her plate and stared at Spike. "Ed didn't lie to Spike-person. Ed tell truth. Unless Spike-person and Faye-Faye had a fight then Ed dunno a thing." And with that, Ed swallowed up the remaining food on her plate and jumped out of the room. "Come on Ein! Ed has to find the witch who took poor Faye-Faye's coffee! She's nothing without her coffee!"

"Well Spike." Jet started. "Is Ed right? Did you and Faye get into a fight?"

"I wouldn't exactly call it a fight."

"Well then what would you call it?"

"More like I scared the crap out of 'er."

"Oh."

Spike gulped down the rest of his coffee. *I hope she's ok.* he thought.

Meanwhile, Faye walked into Ed's room, rather hesitant. "Ed." She quietly called. "Where are you?"

Ed suddenly popped up, making Faye jump back. "What does Faye-Faye need?"

"I know you're the last person on the planet I should talk to about this but I need some advice. Woman to…" Faye stopped. She took a look at Ed and sweat dropped. "Um… woman to girl." She finished.

"Oh. Faye-Faye wants Ed's help?"

"No. Faye-Faye NEEDS Ed's help."

"Ohhhhh…….." Ed pondered. "Well Ed will try her best."

Faye sighed. "Ok. Let's say that Spike asked me out last night for no particular reason. What do you think I should do?"

"Hypothetically?"

"STRICTLY hypothetic."

"Well…" Ed thought. "Ed's never been in a situation like this so Ed has no idea."

"I knew it."

"But," Ed added, "Tomato knows!"

"Tomato?"

Ed opened up Tomato and started typing. She stopped, got up, and directed Faye to sit. Faye looked at the screen. "An online advice column?"

"Ahuh! Type it in and see what happens!"

Faye hesitated, but started typing. When she was finally done typing, she read the results. "This is a very common problem. Most relationships start with no warning between friends. If you feel scared or unsure, talk about it with Spike. Tell him everything that you're feeling and listen to what he's feeling. Try and sort things out before rushing into a relationship that might not even work, and decide whether you two are ready or even willing to have a relationship with each other." Faye Finished. Ed nodded in satisfactory.

"See? Tomato knows all!"

"That's pretty thorough advice, isn't it?" Faye thought. *I dunno. Should I talk to him? Or will he even listen?*

Faye shook her head and walked out of the room. "Thanks Ed."

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Alright I'll have the 4th chapter soon ^^ bb lata!!

suki