HHAAHAHAHAHAHA.....i'm back....who's bad. I'm bad. Lol.
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN LORD OF THE RINGS...WWAAAAAAHHHHHH
THE CONTINUATION OF REDIWHIP
Chapter 2
Oh Rediwhip how I love you.
You make my days so happy and not blue
You taste so yummy
In my wood elfy tummy.
I just want sing a song all day
I want to kno do u feel the same way?
"LEGOLAS QUIT SINGING!" exclaimed Gimli.
Leggy grinned at his dwarf buddy and leaned over to give him a hug.
Gimli was quite scared but then Legolas squirted some white fluffy stuff in his beard.
Gimli shrieked in a very highpitched girly voice.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?" "OH MY GOD" Gimli was almost in tears at the thought of getting such stuff on his finely combed and conditioned beard.
You may not know the love Gimli has for his beard. Let's just say if the beard was a girl they would be lovers.
Legolas was crying he was laughing so hard and jumping up and down on the couch.
"LOOK I'm A COUCH POTATO!" he giggled insanely.
"You idiot, that's not what a couch potato is" said Gandy "Didn't you know that a couch potato sits and behaves himself so his mommy doesn't give him a spanking?"
"My mommy isn't here though" said the pointy eared bow twanger.
"But I am" said the old dwarf.
"Showdown" Merry giggled. He grabbed a new can of reddiwhip, took aim, and bang. Gandalf had reddiwhip on his nose.
"BILBO BAGGINS" roared Gandy.
"I'm not Bilbo, I'm Meriadoc Brandybuck" exclaimed the young hobbit.
"And I'm Peregrin Took" said Pip with flaming enthusiasm. "Where are we going?"
"Pip, when will you learn we've gone and back?" sighed Gimli. "Now we're on to better stuff... like cage dancing for money"
"Gimli guys don't cage dance" Gandalf looked up and muttered to himself "I'm surrounded by idiots".
"That's what you think" said Gimli winking at Legomania.
Suddenly Frodo let out an earpiercing guffaw.
Gandalf looked over "Oh no"
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh no..i've done it again haven't I? How smashing! La de di.
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN LORD OF THE RINGS...WWAAAAAAHHHHHH
THE CONTINUATION OF REDIWHIP
Chapter 2
Oh Rediwhip how I love you.
You make my days so happy and not blue
You taste so yummy
In my wood elfy tummy.
I just want sing a song all day
I want to kno do u feel the same way?
"LEGOLAS QUIT SINGING!" exclaimed Gimli.
Leggy grinned at his dwarf buddy and leaned over to give him a hug.
Gimli was quite scared but then Legolas squirted some white fluffy stuff in his beard.
Gimli shrieked in a very highpitched girly voice.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?" "OH MY GOD" Gimli was almost in tears at the thought of getting such stuff on his finely combed and conditioned beard.
You may not know the love Gimli has for his beard. Let's just say if the beard was a girl they would be lovers.
Legolas was crying he was laughing so hard and jumping up and down on the couch.
"LOOK I'm A COUCH POTATO!" he giggled insanely.
"You idiot, that's not what a couch potato is" said Gandy "Didn't you know that a couch potato sits and behaves himself so his mommy doesn't give him a spanking?"
"My mommy isn't here though" said the pointy eared bow twanger.
"But I am" said the old dwarf.
"Showdown" Merry giggled. He grabbed a new can of reddiwhip, took aim, and bang. Gandalf had reddiwhip on his nose.
"BILBO BAGGINS" roared Gandy.
"I'm not Bilbo, I'm Meriadoc Brandybuck" exclaimed the young hobbit.
"And I'm Peregrin Took" said Pip with flaming enthusiasm. "Where are we going?"
"Pip, when will you learn we've gone and back?" sighed Gimli. "Now we're on to better stuff... like cage dancing for money"
"Gimli guys don't cage dance" Gandalf looked up and muttered to himself "I'm surrounded by idiots".
"That's what you think" said Gimli winking at Legomania.
Suddenly Frodo let out an earpiercing guffaw.
Gandalf looked over "Oh no"
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh no..i've done it again haven't I? How smashing! La de di.
