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Author's notes: I don't know where this came from, it was just there. But I thought it was funny. I hope you do to.

Now Angua and Carrot were on patrol on the Street of Cunning Artificers, seeing what was happening and any illegal crime. It was at this time that they were approached by two incredibly drunk wizards, who both seemed to be Unholy Terrors of the Campus (or commonly known as the students of UU). The one with brown hair then started to speak, and as he did, the strong stench of Mr. Bearhugger's Dragons Blood whiskey could be smelt, which caused Angua to wince a little, but she tried to hide it (one of the downsides of being a werewolf is the sense of smell, which at the moment is a curse, rather then a blessing). "Captain Ironfoudershshon, we got shomtin' to show youse." One of the wizards said, his speech horribly slurred. Now Carrot is a very cheerful person and knows that deep down that everyone is good (what he hadn't gotten a clue about was that sometimes that you had to use a knife to find it) and he thought why now. "Sure, what do you have to show me?" He said, in his normal mood. The two wizards looked at each other and grinned. "Okay, Captain, closhe your eyesh, youse to Shargeant. Now don't open dem till I shay now. Got it?" the wizard said. Both Angua and Carrot closed there eyes. After a pause, they shouted "Okay, Captain, youse can open your eyesh now!"

THWAP!!!!!!!

The sound that Angua heard was as follows, something wet hitting something that wasn't, hysterical laughing and two drunks running down the street, or stumbling as it was. When she opened her eyes, she saw Carrot with a dazed look on his face and a red mark in the shape of a large salmon on the right side of his face. "Look, Angua!! Stars!!!" he shouted before he crumpled into a heap, right next to aforesaid salmon.

A little while later, at Pseudopolis Yards, the doctor (the one that practices in the Flitwick Building located on Tinlid Alley, as Carrot was well liked, and no one had it in for him) finished up looking at Carrot and started to pack his things. "He'll be fine, all he needs is probably a good long nap and maybe keep him of the streets for awhile." The doctor told Commander Vimes. He nodded and went back into his office and took a quick swig from a bottle of unknown alcohol before talking with Angua (if there was one thing that Vimes learned over the years, it was this, conversations are a whole lot easier if one partakes in a very strong liquor before said conversation). The conversation was not a good one. "Well, just exactly do you want me to do? Charge them with assaulting an Officer of the Watch with a deadly fish? Just drop it, I don't feel like paying the daft buggers to turn you back to normal." Vimes said to Angua to start and finish the entire conversation in one fell swoop, like the deadly fluffy hawk (which is feared primarily for its name alone). "But, Commander they attacked Carrot. They need to be punished in some way." Angua said. It was at this time, however that she realized all of the Commanders words. "What do you mean 'Change me back'?" she asked. "I don't want those two drunkards (this was the wrong choice of words, as it covered almost all of the members of the faculty and students and every other wizard in the city) turning you into a frog. And it is not worth pursuing it. Dismissed, Sergeant." Vimes said. "But, Command-" Angua started to say, but was interrupted. "I said dismissed." Vimes said in a very harsh tone. And with that the conversation ended, and Angua left.

Several hours later, a frog hopped into the Watch house. Vimes looked at it and sighed. "That's half pay for two months, Sergeant." Vimes told the frog, which huffed at him, before getting one of the Forensic Wizards from the lab to fix this problem.

Say, that was good, I like it myself and I hope you do to, so tell me in a review.